Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Sgt Hulk 13,537]

Ok let’s predict.  
 

first down. Incomplete pass to Ceedee 

2nd run off tackle for 4 yards 

3rd pass. Short of the line to gain to Ferguson 

[AbeFroman 2,051]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Ok let’s predict.  
 

first down. Incomplete pass to Ceedee 

2nd run off tackle for 4 yards 

3rd pass. Short of the line to gain to Ferguson 

As stupid as we are, maybe run into each other and fumble.

[TOR 5,217]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

As stupid as we are, maybe run into each other and fumble.

A lateral to an Atlanta defender.

[Huckleberry 32,417]

QB sneak on second and 1 down 11. Jesus Christ. 

[TOR 5,217]

That was PI.   And of course Dak throws to the wrong WR.

[Huckleberry 32,417]

Then play action deep shot on 1st and 10. Just a stupid team.

[TOR 5,217]

I know the board hates him, but Brady is growing on me as an analyst.  He knows what is happening on the field.

[TOR 5,217]

incredible catch by brooks

 

[mdmost 42,501]

78 blocked no one quite masterfully. 

Only need 3 more FGs to win it. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,261]

Just now, mdmost said:

78 blocked no one quite masterfully. 

steele and guyton seems to have a weekly competition on who can be the worst tackle in the league. 

[Horn80 6,016]

Remember when 58 yard FG was unheard of.

[TOR 5,217]

Just now, mdmost said:

78 blocked no one quite masterfully. 

Only need 3 more FGs to win it. 

2 if meathead had taken the points at the end of the 1st half.

[tokamak 6,324]

This team sucks

[AbeFroman 2,051]

I really think McCarthy gets more joy out of a long field goal than a touchdown.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,340]

Dak's gotta get up in the air and make that throw - not some half hearted pass to the receivers feet

[Horn80 6,016]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak's gotta get up in the air and make that throw - not some half hearted pass to the receivers feet

That would cost half billion.

[dcar00 13,961]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

78 blocked no one quite masterfully. 

Only need 3 more FGs to win it. 

78 wasn't supposed to block him.  Turd made a bad chip but still I think Dak could have gotten it over him 

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak's gotta get up in the air and make that throw - not some half hearted pass to the receivers feet

this.  he has to wait it open and take the hit.

[Gene Parmesan 3,953]

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

I know the board hates him, but Brady is growing on me as an analyst.  He knows what is happening on the field.

The don’t call him 3rd leg Tom for nothing. 

[mdmost 42,501]

Pam Oliver and Jerry, two old people that need to give it up. 

[dcar00 13,961]

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I really think McCarthy gets more joy out of a long field goal than a touchdown.

yes because when he calls the long FG play he knows it is one play that will work.

[TOR 5,217]

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The don’t call him 3rd leg Tom for nothing. 

Giselle don't go for no drumstick.

[Horn80 6,016]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The don’t call him 3rd leg Tom for nothing. 

My mind flashed to Erin Andrew’s head bobbing after reading this.

[TOR 5,217]

BIJAN!

BIJAN!

[Horn80 6,016]

Atlanta might want to keep #7.

[RamjetFDO 10,547]

BIJAN!
BIJAN!

So happy to see him succeed... Just sad against Dallas.

[mdmost 42,501]

It would be really great if stupid Fox would put Bijan's stats up and not just Kirk Cousins. 

[SpiralOut 1,796]

Bijan fucking cooking.

[mdmost 42,501]

Uh oh. Going to need 5 FGs now to tie it. 

[nineliveslost 2,691]

Bijan just looks like he is having fun

[TOR 5,217]

Just getting slapped around out there.  

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,252]

Bijan does the work, Algeir gets the score.

[mdmost 42,501]

Oh shit, now you can win it with 5 FGs. My mistake for being presumptuous. 

[Horn80 6,016]

Sundays not fun days.  Sucks

[Patrick Bateman 3,864]

16 minutes ago, TOR said:

I know the board hates him, but Brady is growing on me as an analyst.  He knows what is happening on the field.

Random comment considering this is Greg Olsen..... TE from Carolina.

[Firemans4Horn 17,261]

Need the Falcons to be up 20+ before the cowboys attempt their frantic comeback that falls short but covers up how shitty they look anyone that didn’t watch the game. 

[Horn80 6,016]

Think I could go into some random restaurant and Snoop Dog would be there eating.  

[futureman 22,353]

6 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

So happy to see him succeed... Just sad against Dallas.

[Sgt Hulk 13,537]

Rush hour 

[TOR 5,217]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Random comment considering this is Greg Olsen..... TE from Carolina.

That explains a lot.

[HRSchenker 2,224]

Cooper Rush time! Now Atlanta knows they might lose this game

[futureman 22,353]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Need the Falcons to be up 20+ before the cowboys attempt their frantic comeback that falls short but covers up how shitty they look anyone that didn’t watch the game. 

dak is in the garbage stats hall of fame!  he has a gold jacket!

[AbeFroman 2,051]

Two touchdowns, let's do this

[mdmost 42,501]

Please tell me that wasn't Jerry standing on the sidelines looking at Dak's hand. What exactly is Jerry going to offer in that situation? His medical expertise?

[dcar00 13,961]

Rush should run like crazy.  who cares at this point.

[Sgt Hulk 13,537]

That hand looked broken. With that level of swelling 

[futureman 22,353]

with cooper rush we might actually win this game.

[Sgt Hulk 13,537]

Trey Lance is the ultimate troll. Top money for no skill and still on a nfl roster 

Edited Sunday at 08:24 PM by Sgt Hulk

[TOR 5,217]

Just now, futureman said:

with cooper rush we might actually win this game.

 

[Patrick Bateman 3,864]

Just now, futureman said:

with cooper rush we might actually win this game.

Ha, ha.  That would make the DFW area explode.....  but, no.  maybe if it was Trey Lance or Ben DiNucci.

[TOR 5,217]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Ha, ha.  That would make the DFW area explode.....  but, no.  maybe if it was Trey Lance or Ben DiNucci.

Imma say it:  Case.