Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Dewey 3286]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Trey Lance is the ultimate troll. Top money for no skill and still on a nfl roster 

Jerry traded draft picks so he could have a 3rd stringer. 

[Stunns38 3460]

That hand looked broken. With that level of swelling 

NFL red zone said it’s actually a hammy injury. Sounds fishy but

[dcar00 14151]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

NFL red zone said it’s actually a hammy injury. Sounds fishy but

It's both.

[Horn80 6114]

More camera shots of Jerrah’s box plz.  

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Dak's Hurt!

[Hermanator 7032]

Feel bad for Dak's injury but I'm enjoying Bijan issuing this ass whoppin' on these soft chumps. 

Keep showing that piece of shit Jones on camera. 

 

[dcar00 14151]

overshown looking good.

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Just now, TOR said:

Imma say it:  Case.

Case with a camera.  Or maybe Garrett Gilbert Grape.  Or was that trash QB we had a few years ago that went to the Jets and then Miami...... Mike White?  He could rally the troops.

[Horn80 6114]

Just now, dcar00 said:

overshown looking good.

Busting his ass.

[Hermanator 7032]

27 minutes ago, TOR said:

I know the board hates him, but Brady is growing on me as an analyst.  He knows what is happening on the field.

He's doing fine. No worse than any of these other yahoos. 

The only thing Brady needed to accomplish is not sounding like the arrogant douchebag he looks like. He's done that well. 

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

overshown looking good.

But what's sad is..... he's the only young guy to get excited about.  Carson still has a chance, he's a rookie, but there's literally no one else who you see flashes and say.... that guy could be something.  Who else on defense do you see as a future starter or big contributor?  I see none.  That's bad drafting.  The dude Lafau or whatever.... where is that guy?  Does he play?  Does he do anything?

 

[Horn80 6114]

Hope Tyson doesn’t get hurt.  

[TOR 5528]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

He's doing fine. No worse than any of these other yahoos. 

The only thing Brady needed to accomplish is not sounding like the arrogant douchebag he looks like. He's done that well. 

I have been reliably informed this is Greg Olsen in the booth, who has never shtupped a super-model AFAIK.

He does know what he is talking about, though.

[dcar00 14151]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

But what's sad is..... he's the only young guy to get excited about.  Carson still has a chance, he's a rookie, but there's literally no one else who you see flashes and say.... that guy could be something.  Who else on defense do you see as a future starter or big contributor?  I see none.  That's bad drafting.  The dude Lafau or whatever.... where is that guy?  Does he play?  Does he do anything?

 

oh I agree.  the Dave Campo years are incoming. 

[TOR 5528]

Cooper...

[Horn80 6114]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

But what's sad is..... he's the only young guy to get excited about.  Carson still has a chance, he's a rookie, but there's literally no one else who you see flashes and say.... that guy could be something.  Who else on defense do you see as a future starter or big contributor?  I see none.  That's bad drafting.  The dude Lafau or whatever.... where is that guy?  Does he play?  Does he do anything?

 

Mazi first round pick!

[TOR 5528]

COOPER.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Number 60 is cam Willams huh 

[kingkoopa6 8344]

Guyton dookie 

[dcar00 14151]

Guyton is a fucking stupid sooner.  why would you draft a sooner OL?

[TOR 5528]

Nice throw.  Healthy CeeDee makes that catch.  It can't get any worse, right?

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

The game and season is over.  Ceedee take yourself out 

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

CeeDee is hurt.... Just get him out of the game.

[TOR 5528]

Narrator:  it did indeed get worse.

[Horn80 6114]

Turpin is a waste.

 

[mdmost 42999]

That Bijan cutback was nice. 

[Braff Zacklin 13552]

LoL Turpin's drop sums up this offense perfectly. Couple of overpaid playmakers surrounded by unreliable trash and absolutely no depth.

[dcar00 14151]

this is hilarious.  60% of the cap is hurt and/or sucks.

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

It shows the lack of depth this team has that in multiple weeks, the biggest play of the game has come down to a pass to a ST gadget guy in Turpin.  On a good team, that guy wouldn't see an offensive snap.  He's failed to deliver each time BTW.

 

[TOR 5528]

Just now, dcar00 said:

this is hilarious.  60% of the cap is hurt and/ousucks.

ftfy

[texastroubadour 1210]

Such a dumpster fire

[futureman 22443]

I almost feel bad for mike mccarthy.  almost.

[dcar00 14151]

does the ATL OL have any pre snap penalties?  maybe we can hire their OL coach.

this team is just poorly coached.  I can see why Rodgers was fed up with mccarthy.  mccarthy would be jeff fisher without rodgers.

[TOR 5528]

Well, shit.  I have to go pull weeds now.

[dcar00 14151]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I almost feel bad for mike mccarthy.  almost.

nah. dude is responsible for a good portion of this shitshow.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

The only reason Dak did anything today was because he finally began running the ball. Guess the fuck what... He's fucking injury prone... as in Injury Prone. 

So put in a fucking running QB and let him run, then occasionally, throw a few. i.e. Trey Lance. 

Come on McCarthy. Show us he's not capable. On the field in a big game situation.

McCarthy to Jerry: Fuck you. No Trey Lance for You

 

[LonghornJudas 1097]

I'm not sure which QB gives the best opportunity to win right now. Lance, Rush, or Prescott. Take your pick. Feels like it's 13 ppg no matter who you choose.

Also, don't give Turpin shit, Greg. He's not pulling an Anthony Richardson.

[Dilligas 666]

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Well, shit.  I have to go smoke weed now.

Fifm

[TOR 5528]

You have to catch that, jfc.

[Huckleberry 32845]

Tolbert slows down for no reason mid-route. Ball actually was perfect if he hadn't slowed down. 

Edited November 3 by Huckleberry

[Jive Turkey 12594]

Cooper Rush is not a monster step down from Dak.

[mdmost 42999]

One loss closer to Jerry's demise. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

There is one bright spot. Maybe this team will suck so bad that it will literally drive Jerry into his grave. At this point, here's hopin'!

[dcar00 14151]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Tolbert slows down for no reason mid-route. Ball actually was perfect if he hadn't slowed down. 

he started reaching too early.  He's not very fast either.  my guess is he's done in 3 years

[Wishbone 4759]

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

Well, shit.  I have to go pull weeds now.

You’ve shown noteworthy restraint thus far.

[TOR 5528]

Just now, Wishbone said:

You’ve shown noteworthy restraint thus far.

I do what I can.  Putting away the Halloween decorations took a lot out of me.

And the little bastards took all my candy.  By which I mean chocolate.  Bastards.

[jdhorn92 1545]

Jones traded for Lance (now a 3rd stringer),  who has a $5.3m cap hit.  We could have used that $$ for Henry.  Adding insult to injury,the 4th rounder we gave to SF , had 12 tackles vs the chiefs.

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

LOL Cooper!!!!!!

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

If he doesn’t stumble that’s a TD lol 

[Huckleberry 32845]

2nd and 1 near the end zone throw a 1 yard route when saving time is what matters. Again, morons.