Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Rico's really played pretty well this year.  He's a solid RB2 in an offense.  Don't need to reach for one next year, but definitely need to upgrade the room and get Zeke the fuck out of there, as well, as the fucking midget.

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

Where’s illegal contact downfield on that??

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Outside of overshown. There isn’t one fucking loser on this team I’d ask to join my org 

I’d keep the kicker 

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’d keep the kicker 

Yeah how the hell did I miss our mvp 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Where’s illegal contact downfield on that??

Definitely should have been.... but drawing penalties is also a skillset and one our WR's outside of CeeDee has not developed.  As I've said, the Prince, the WR coach, for Dallas needs to be let go.  

[Drew 2331]

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Playing for the field goal, Fat Mike's favorite play

Just happened to be watching that drive that’s not what happened. First down shot down field(surprising) 2nd down delayed run(stupid but worked) and then another shot 20 yards down the field. 
 

not sure what you think “playing g for the FG” is…but it ain't that. 
 

Now if you’re saying hey shouldnt have kicked it there it’s a different story. 

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Where’s illegal contact downfield on that??

Only Dallas gets penalties today.  Even the one Philly got was offset. 
 

no holds. Not illegal contact. No PI. 
 

long day for the boys.  Gonna watch some Netflix. 

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

Dallas isn’t winning this game. Why not take a glorious dome shot to Jalen 

[Real Papi 975]

Secondary is soft, no tacklers.  Rush does his best Dak impersonation fumbling a good snap.  

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Kendricks needs to sit or be used less.... He can't move in space.  His legs were fresh in September, but now they look heavy and he looks like he's operating in slow motion.  Of course, we don't have any depth at LB so we'll keep marching him out there.

Edited Sunday at 10:00 PM by Patrick Bateman

[AbeFroman 2110]

50 needs to be cut from this football team now, pack his shit and call him an uber

[Drew 2331]

2 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Secondary is soft, no tacklers.  Rush does his best Dak impersonation fumbling a good snap.  

I mean bro what? Such a stupid thing to say.  He doesn’t fumble snaps.  When there’s a blind side rusher maybe. 
 

or save it for when cooper throws a pick maybe?  

Dak isn’t even playin and you can’t help yourself. Jesus Christ. 

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

I applaud any cowboy fan who paid tickets for this game 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9307]

Huge pick in the endzone.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Nice pic! Come on Stupor Rush!

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

That was a beautiful pick by Diggs..... textbook.  It's also why it will be difficult for Philly to win a championship with Hurts.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Hey, Diggs showed up!

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

That’s your 3rd and 9 play lol

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Stuporlicious! Nice Drive Fat Fucking Mike!

Edited Sunday at 10:06 PM by Irish Wrist Watch

[AbeFroman 2110]

I think we were trying to go 3 & out, I think that was the plan.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

That’s your 3rd and 9 play lol

OL is weak and you have to manage Rush..... this offense is going to be really ugly.

[Drew 2331]

And the Cowboys do nothing with it. Not even a single shot down field off a turnover.  
 

it is less stressful following along with this on Twitter instead of watching.  I will say that. 

[Mother mopar 3298]

28 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Top 5 draft pick loading and since Jerry loves boose state.  Janty come on down 

At this point, it's all about draft positioning. And yes please 

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

I think we were trying to go 3 & out, I think that was the plan.

I bet JJ would prefer cowboys lose and Rush looks like shit so the Dak contract doesn’t look any worse than it is.

[AbeFroman 2110]

And why in the shit is the roof not open?  It's a chamber of commerce day outside.  

Fucking Jerry

[Drew 2331]

1 minute ago, Mother mopar said:

At this point, it's all about draft positioning. And yes please 

Please no. Do NOT waste a top tier draft pick on a fucking RB…again.  
 

Did Zeke not teach yall anything?!?  He was very good to great his first 3 years and it still wasn’t worth it. 
 

WR, DT, OL. Take a RB later. He’ll even in the 2nd(that’s a wasted pick every year anyways) 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

There he goes again!

[Braff Zacklin 13408]

Fuckin' Overshown, man. He's outshining the entire Cowboys organization.

[Drew 2331]

Overshown seems like he does not suck. 
 

Parsons made a play too it seems.  
 

so at least they’re not rolling over. To bad the offense has no chance with that OL and rush. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

7 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I bet JJ would prefer cowboys lose and Rush looks like shit so the Dak contract doesn’t look any worse than it is.

Don't be a moron.  Jerrah knows the grim reaper is rounding the block for him.

 

7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

And why in the shit is the roof not open?  It's a chamber of commerce day outside.  

Fucking Jerry

Yep..... Fucking Jerrah being that guy.... the dumbest guy in the room who unfortunately has the most money.

Edited Sunday at 10:17 PM by Patrick Bateman

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

20 years ago Zeke used to feast on Philly 

[SameSame 1692]

Have to give Zeke his token runs for the day.  Why, nobody knows

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

Slay acting stupid like he didn’t rape him 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

The broadcast should be dragging Jerrah and company for not IR'ing Dak yesterday so they could have the extra roster spot.  Instead, just talking about it like it's just a strange little oddity.  This organization isn't serious and they can't even manage a simple thing like IR'ing your QB when his hamstring has been ripped to shit.  Just easy stuff, they can't get right.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Need 10? Run 4 of your receivers short of the sticks.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Best play is a QB sneak by Cooper.  

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

The fuck are you throwing to cooper

Aubrey warm up 

[DougO 5239]

Cooper takes too bit a hop on his dropback, costs him a tick that makes him late delivering. Simple mechanical shit.

[AbeFroman 2110]

Let's go take the lead on these hoes.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

The sun is in our eyes!!!!  Oh noes!!!  Keep doing the short stuff.  Run, screens, PA to your TE.  Simple stuff.

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

Shocked we got that first. That’s usually a stupid inin completion in the endzonw

[AnTiM 1659]

38 minutes ago, Drew said:

Glad I’m not even watching.  Sense a relief snd less stress not worrying about it anymore…

 

And if the cowboys draft a fucking RB in the top 10 again I’ll end Jerry Jones myself. 

Same feeling struck me around game #4

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

I hate this fucking team 

[AbeFroman 2110]

Cut his fucking ass right now

[Nicole44 22027]

Clown show. Shouldn’t Cooper Rush be better than this? Zeke…fucking waste. 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Bruh 

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

Blow the fucking stadium up 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

LOL Zeke!!!!!  Fuck him.  Cut him.  Really.  Just cut him.  Tell him it's for his own good.  

[Sawbonz 27396]

58 minutes ago, Hate said:

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Puro Pinche Cowboys !!!!!!

time to get fired the f up !!

I hate all of those people. They are part of the problem.

 

Why are these idiots running? Is there a general admission section at Jerryworld?

[tx 3 putt 76310]

fuck me

cut zeke asap

 

[SameSame 1692]

WHY IS HE ON THIS FOOTBALL TEAM??