Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[dcar00 14,030]

ha ha.  gonna be funny when jerruh wants to put him and Dak in the ring of honor.

[Zeus 5,945]

Just die already Jerry Jones

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Cut him at half time. Hot garbage.

[pops 6,972]

Dowdle on fire and you hand it to that bum. You can't make this stuff up 😅😅

[Firemans4Horn 17,826]

Zeeeeeeeeeke

[Sgt Hulk 13,643]

This is seriously like watching first year pop warner football

[dcar00 14,030]

14 points on turnovers alone.  what a shitshow.

nice job parsons!

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Oh shit.  
 

ok now feed zeke. Lol

[Sgt Hulk 13,643]

Ironic to be saying the defense is saving this game 

[tx 3 putt 76,312]

we’re back baby !!!!!

micah !

[AbeFroman 2,110]

If we give it back to Zeke, I'm going to jump through this television and kill fat Mike

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Just die already Jerry Jones

I don't wish death on most people, but I don't consider Jerry to be human so I'm ok with it.

 

[AbeFroman 2,110]

I'm going to kill fat Mike

[Sgt Hulk 13,643]

Fucking zeke really 

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

I didn’t mean it.  I lold 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13,643]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

If we give it back to Zeke, I'm going to jump through this television and kill fat Mike

Video this please 

[Horn80 6,075]

Cowboys think this is game.

[Real Papi 975]

Wow, nice drive until zeke just coughs it up.  Something happen to Dowdle?

[dcar00 14,030]

Jerruh - hey zeke we want to bring you back

zeke - ok but what do I get to enhnce my numbers since I average 3 yards a carry now?

Jerruh - lots of goal line touchdowns!

zeke - I'm in!

[Sgt Hulk 13,643]

I really don’t think Dallas could beat most college teams 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

That's some Shawn Watson play calling right there. 

[dcar00 14,030]

I think CD was saying something about the sun there.

[tx 3 putt 76,312]

burn it all down …

 

Edited Sunday at 10:39 PM by tx 3 putt

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Just now, dcar00 said:

I think CD was saying something about the sun there.

It really looked like he lost it in the sun..... Who's the fucking imbecile who keeps the windows open?  Why?

 

[dcar00 14,030]

jerry is such a fucking clown.

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Great stadium design Jerruh

[Drew 2,331]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

burn it all down …

 

The fuck?

total And utter disrespect to the legend. 
 

Fuck Jerry’s and the cowboys. 
 

also Cowboys must really be in disarray for “Mr first question” to take a shot at them. 

Edited Sunday at 10:42 PM by Drew

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

And fuck you too, Fat Mike.  At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.

 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

 

[AbeFroman 2,110]

This is our mentality now.

We're going to go in the locker room 14-6 and the coaches will say, 'Hey that's not so bad'

[Nicole44 22,027]

17 minutes ago, pops said:

Dowdle on fire and you hand it to that bum. You can't make this stuff up 😅😅

That’s a Jerruh special. Too dumb to have enough sense to get Henry and fucked cap space all on Jerruh. Doesn’t want to admit he was wrong about Henry twice so let’s play Zeke. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Overshown blows the simple sack and Philly scores.  Easy, kid.  Breakdown and get the sack.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,307]

Do they play the video of the fans running into AT&T stadium in reverse at halftime?

[Nicole44 22,027]

The defense has played well enough to actually win. Rush looks like he’s never practiced before today. 

[Nicole44 22,027]

Just put in Lance. 
fuck it, Rush doesn’t even know what he’s doing, 

[AbeFroman 2,110]

ok I'm done with Cooper Rush

[Real Papi 975]

Damn DMO had him.  Ugh

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

This is our mentality now.

We're going to go in the locker room 14-6 and the coaches will say, 'Hey that's not so bad'

[Hermanator 6,932]

10 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

And fuck you too, Fat Mike.  At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.

 

So they don't even take Zeke to Atlanta last week because he was being a piece of shit missing meetings and acting like a baby because he wasn't playing much and was going to be a DNP.

They follow that up by giving him the ball today. No accountability whatsoever. 

Shit culture. 

Just put Lance in to start the 2nd half. What is there to lose? The whole staff is gone after the season anyway. Call a run heavy game for him

[Hermanator 6,932]

It's insane. Sark tells a former 5 star sophomore WR to hit the fucking bricks when he started acting like a bitch for not playing. 

These idiots have a washed up has been who's acting like a bitch missing meetings for not playing, a guy just begging to be cut and made and example of, and they reward him with more carries. Which he fucks up. 

 

[SameSame 1,692]

I was against Lance because of what we saw in the preseason, but damn bruh.

Put his ass in and run the veer.  Something, anything.

[dcar00 14,030]

17 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

And fuck you too, Fat Mike.  At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.

 

well yeah.  it is in his contract.

[Horn80 6,075]

Play Lance.  Rush is pathetic.

[dcar00 14,030]

I'm good with 3-14.  at least we might get lucky with a high draft pick.

[TexasGary 833]

I guess at this point it doesn't really matter but our backup QB Cooper Rush was 2 of 3,  1 of 3,  and DNP in three preseason games.  I suspect that that was Jerry's decision and not the coaching staff and now its coming back to haunt them. 

[dcar00 14,030]

the D is decent but they shit the bed a lot end of half/end of game.

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm good with 3-14.  at least we might get lucky with a high draft pick.

You know who's calling the shots during the draft, right?

[dcar00 14,030]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

You know who's calling the shots during the draft, right?

that's why I said lucky.

[Sawbonz 27,397]

I haven’t seen one play this whole season live. I think it’s taken 10 points off my BP

[Horn80 6,075]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

You know who's calling the shots during the draft, right?

The guy that wanted to draft Johnny Football?