Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Just now, Horn80 said:

The guy that wanted to draft Johnny Football?

And passed on Derrick Henry?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9307]

Overshown can't get to free agency fast enough. Get paid and get outta Arlington.

[dcar00 14030]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I haven’t seen one play this whole season live. I think it’s taken 10 points off my BP

for me it's like Nascar now.  just watching for the wrecks and potential pit crew/driver fist fights.

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

And passed on Derrick Henry?

Shrewd 

[Sawbonz 27397]

Just now, dcar00 said:

for me it's like Nascar now.  just watching for the wrecks and potential pit crew/driver fist fights.

I still care too much tbh. Out of sight out of mind

[DougO 5239]

24 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

I have been on that field many times staring right at that blinding shit. Gap should have been filled with a bigass video screen ages ago, to replace teh stupid overhanging screen that takes attention away from live action on the field.  One of the biggest weaknesses of "home field" disadvantage at jerry world.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9307]

3rd and long in the shadow of your own endzone. Let Cooper cook!

[TexArcher 37508]

19 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

 

[Real Papi 975]

Great playing call McCarthy.  WTF

[dcar00 14030]

It's already done but this possession will drive the nail.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Probably give Cooper one more drive and if the can't get it going..... Put in Lance and go with a run oriented attack.  See what GB does with Malik Willis.

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

Can’t believe people still pay to attend these games and buy merchandise. This is an atrocious product.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

Ok.  I get it.  Injuries and a backup QB.  But, can they at least try something different?  Running up the middle and throwing 1 yard passes DOES NOT FUCKING WORK.  Put in Lance (at least for the mobility) or throw the ball down the field.

[Real Papi 975]

BS call happens every play

[Brandywine 1312]

Dallas is so hard to watch. And for so long too. I’m at the point I just live with the memories. Sad thing is it doesn’t matter how bad the team is Jerry just keeps getting richer and richer. 

Edited Sunday at 11:23 PM by Brandywine

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

Dallas is so hard to watch. And for so long too. I’m at the point I just live with the memories. 

The memories of Tom Laundry?

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

JFC, Zimmer.  You can't just rush 4 and give him all day..... Get him the fuck out of here.

And there's this.... People forget, we had a whole fucking decade of this shit between Troy's decline and Tony.  A whole fucking decade

 

[Firemans4Horn 17826]

FEED ZEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEE

[futureman 22414]

13 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I haven’t seen one play this whole season live. I think it’s taken 10 points off my BP

I imagine the georgia game probably erased those improvements. 

[Brandywine 1312]

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

The memories of Tom Laundry?

Troy Aikman and Jimmy Johnson. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

And..... poor Cooper.  CeeDee is open by 4 yards and Rush underthrows him.  Incomplete.  Time to go to Trey.

[Drew 2331]

I remember when “they’re just as gone with Cooper as Dak” was a thing.  4-1 and all that.  

[AbeFroman 2110]

Fuck these hoebags

 

[Horn80 6075]

When was the last time Cowboys had a legit safety?

[AbeFroman 2110]

And Carson doesn't even come over with the sledge hammer left like you're taught.  He gently puts his hand on Brown's arm.

 

[boilerhorn 1335]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

When was the last time Cowboys had a legit safety?

Cliff Harris?

[Nicole44 22027]

Fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk Jerruh!

[futureman 22414]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

When was the last time Cowboys had a legit safety?

 

[Nicole44 22027]

Hope Overshown is ok, but doesn’t look like he will be back in game. 

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Cliff Harris?

He was a big hitter for sure.

[CurlyDumps 4439]

What's up with Lance? They dont wanna burn his redshirt?

[Firemans4Horn 17826]

Jets vs Cowboys. First one to 3 wins. 

[Texzilla58 4717]

21 minutes ago, DougO said:

I have been on that field many times staring right at that blinding shit. Gap should have been filled with a bigass video screen ages ago, to replace teh stupid overhanging screen that takes attention away from live action on the field.  One of the biggest weaknesses of "home field" disadvantage at jerry world.

The blackout curtains are there.  Have been since the McCartney concert the first year.  I went to Metallica there last year and there was zero light leakage.  The whole place was sealed up.  Why haven’t the networks forced it?

[AbeFroman 2110]

50 just got knocked back 11 yards

[Firemans4Horn 17826]

1 minute ago, Texzilla58 said:

The blackout curtains are there.  Have been since the McCartney concert the first year.  I went to Metallica there last year and there was zero light leakage.  The whole place was sealed up.  Why haven’t the networks forced it?

the curtains have been there for years. Using the curtains would be Jerry admitting they made a mistake with their stadium design which means they won’t be used until he is dead. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

The blackout curtains are there.  Have been since the McCartney concert the first year.  I went to Metallica there last year and there was zero light leakage.  The whole place was sealed up.  Why haven’t the networks forced it?

It's not up to the networks for the owner to do the smart thing..... It's his decision.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

These poor players have been saddled with a Shitty Coach and a Shitty Owner. Therefore, I think it's fair to say that:

[SameSame 1692]

Philly was the easiest bet of the year.  I hate betting against my teams, but I would have opened up our 401k's if the wife would have let me.

[Firemans4Horn 17826]

Have the Cowboys been down by 20+ points in like 8 games this season? They fucking suck. 

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

Interception time 

Wouldn’t be a cowboy drive without holding called 

[AbeFroman 2110]

What the fuck are they doing?

Fucking Mike

[Horn80 6075]

Are you kidding. Fuck off McCarthy 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Rush back in? LOL

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Can we stop playing fucking Brooks all the time..... For fuck's sake. 

[mdmost 42842]

Wow. If you chose to attend this game, that's on you. 

[AbeFroman 2110]

Good God

[Horn80 6075]

Pathetic 

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

Why did that fat fuck try to scoop it up 

[TexArcher 37508]

I'm not even a Cowboy fan and this is hard to watch.  Good lord.

[mdmost 42842]

Was that dude in the Marines hat crying?