Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Real Papi 988]

Freaking clown show.  Damn what the hell

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

LOL!!!!!  HA, HA, HA!!!!!  And the dumbest people today are those fans that paid top dollar for this dogshit!!!!  This is Jerrah as Nero fiddling as the place burns.  Why do you continue to enable him?  Morons.

 

 

[mdmost 42999]

Smell it up, Stephen. SMELL IT ALL UP!

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Surrender Cobras out in full force.

[Gatorubet 30184]

Benny Hill sax music playing…,

[TexArcher 37761]

The Latina with the surrender cobra + "What are we doing?" combo could be the cover of the 2024 Cowboys Blu Ray, if such a thing were going to exist.

[kingkoopa6 8344]

Lmao

[Updawg 2266]

I'm not even a Cowboy fan and this is hard to watch.  Good lord.

Same. Damn they suck. I guess there is no way Jerry will even contemplate rebuilding. Sucks for the fans

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

As I've been saying, anything Dak can do, Lance can do better. That was a masterful fumble

[AbeFroman 2154]

This team is worse than the '88 & '89 teams.

[mdmost 42999]

Just now, TexArcher said:

The Latina with the surrender cobra + "What are we doing?" combo could be the cover of the 2024 Cowboys Blu Ray, if such a thing were going to exist.

No f'ing way. It's this guy.

[Horn80 6114]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL!!!!!  HA, HA, HA!!!!!  And the dumbest people today are those fans that paid top dollar for this dogshit!!!!  This is Jerrah as Nero fiddling as the place burns.  Why do you continue to enable him?  Morons.

 

 

Well in all fairness, they probably couldn’t give their tickets away.

[Vermin 3043]

[LonghornJudas 1097]

Why even look at the Surface device any more?

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

89 cowboys would skull fuck this team into quitting football

[SameSame 1704]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

This team is worse than the '88 & '89 teams.

At least in 88 you had a young Irvin.  In 89 you had a young Aikman and Irvin.  This team has nothing.  Nothing

[Mo Horn 8819]

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Why even look at the Surface device any more?

Cooper... hey look, I only missed the wide open receiver by 5 yards that time. 

[Horn80 6114]

It’s time…..

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

The Latina with the surrender cobra + "What are we doing?" combo could be the cover of the 2024 Cowboys Blu Ray, if such a thing were going to exist.

Bonus was the Eagles fan right behind her with the Fuck Around And Find Out shirt.

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

As I've been saying, anything Dak can do, Lance can do better. That was a masterful fumble

Wrong shitty Dallas QB. That was Rush with another fumble.

[AbeFroman 2154]

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

At least in 88 you had a young Irvin.  In 89 you had a young Aikman and Irvin.  This team has nothing.  Nothing

And you had Jimmy Johnson in 89, not a bloated turd disguised as a head coach.

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

Go for it you fat fucking cancer

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

Does anyone in the Dallas, or Texas, media ever challenge the Jones Family and how they have destroyed the football aspect of the franchise all while just stealing money? Or, are they afraid to because their access and credentials will be revoked?

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

Beahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Lulz. This is high comedy.

[AbeFroman 2154]

Dak standing over there, too dumb to get out of the fucking way.

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

So glad I picked up Philly defense this week

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

... so much for the comeback. 

[mdmost 42999]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Does anyone in the Dallas, or Texas, media ever challenge the Jones Family and how they have destroyed the football aspect of the franchise all while just stealing money? Or, are they afraid to because their access and credentials will be revoked?

What's the point? Jerry doesn't have to do anything because people still attend games. He has no incentive to change. Even if people stop going, they sell their tickets to visiting fans so the attendance is still high because why wouldn't you want to go to Arlington to watch your team throttle the Cowboys?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Stinky Jones and his Shit Parade.

[Horn80 6114]

Haven’t seen this level of incompetency since Dave Campo years.

[dcar00 14149]

they are absolutely the worst team in the league no doubt.  1-5 in the division would be awesome.

[DigDug 1667]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Dak standing over there, too dumb to get out of the fucking way.

He's already hurt so what's another torn ligament.

[mdmost 42999]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Haven’t seen this level of incompetency since Dave Campo years.

Oh my aching balls. I once saw him at a Chick-fil-a on Central and Lovers Lane when he was DC for Kansas. I thought, that's fitting that he has to eat at a Chick-fil-a while recruiting in Dallas. He looked so beaten down. 

Edited November 11 by mdmost

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

This team is ripe for a mid-game Iranian terror attack.

[futureman 22440]

12 minutes ago, Vermin said:

zero picks!

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What's the point? Jerry doesn't have to do anything because people still attend games. He has no incentive to change. Even if people stop going, they sell their tickets to visiting fans so the attendance is still high because why wouldn't you want to go to Arlington to watch your team throttle the Cowboys?

I reckon you are correct. I see that Jones is listed as being worth $15.7 billion and the Cowboys franchise as being worth over $10 billion. There is no incentive when you pretty much print your own money.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

[tx 3 putt 76865]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

zero picks!

extend him !

what a ass kicking 

Edited November 11 by tx 3 putt

[mdmost 42999]

Well, let's see what we have with Trey Lance.

Oh God. 

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

These mother fuckers make millions of dollars 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Why did the Niners get rid of Lance?

[HRSchenker 2268]

TREY LANCE IS FUCKING GARBAGE

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Odds McCarthy is HC the Monday after Thanksgiving?  

[TonyTexas 10505]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

Edited November 11 by TonyTexas

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Odds McCarthy is HC the Monday after Thanksgiving?  

Jones won’t fire him. Jones is a fucking cock sucker 

[TexArcher 37761]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

These mother fuckers make millions of dollars 

These are the auto-tune mumble rappers of the NFL.

[Horn80 6114]

Must be nice to suck at your job and get paid millions.

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

Just now, TexArcher said:

These are the auto-tune mumble rappers of the NFL.

This may be the perfect description 

[SameSame 1704]

So how is Dallas going to screw up the 1st overall pick, because they'll screw it up.