Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

For a second, I thought maybe lance would run five keepers and in one quarter would out-total what  the rest of the Cowboy offense did in three quarters.

Also... we need to start thinking about using our time outs...

[Firemans4Horn 17826]

Just now, SameSame said:

So how is Dallas going to screw up the 1st overall pick, because they'll screw it up.

Trade it for Derrick Henry

[TexArcher 37508]

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

So how is Dallas going to screw up the 1st overall pick, because they'll screw it up.

Weigman?

[DanTheHorn 4897]

Starting to get pissed. The only thing that gives me joy lately with the Cowboys is watching Jerry squirm and no Jerrah shots.

[AbeFroman 2110]

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

So how is Dallas going to screw up the 1st overall pick, because they'll screw it up.

Welcome to the 2025 NFL Draft.  With the first overall pick, the Dallas Cowboys select Jackson Arnold.

[futureman 22414]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Weigman?

he was a preseason heisman contender.  that screams talent at the most important position in sports.  weigman would be a solid pick. 

[Sgt Hulk 13643]

Who in the fcs level are we drafting first 

[HRSchenker 2259]

Wow that was a great -1 yard rush by Trey Lance. It might be one of the greatest -1 yard rushes in Cowboys history. Jerry, I tip my cap to you. This is an incredible team you've put together.

[Horn80 6075]

“Do the little things right” says the guy that muffed the extra point snap in playoff game loss.  Cough, cough

[TexArcher 37508]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

he was a preseason heisman contender.  that screams talent at the most important position in sports.  weigman would be a solid pick. 

Ballgame

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

The LB from ND, Lafau or whatever, sucks.... he never make any plays (he did have a fumble recovery today but that's because he was standing next to the ball) and when he does make a tackle, it's 10 yards downfield.  His arms are smaller than mine.  Like wha the fuck did they see in him?  What was the appeal.  Someone just give them all hemlock.

 

[Ghost of LL 15475]

21 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Does anyone in the Dallas, or Texas, media ever challenge the Jones Family and how they have destroyed the football aspect of the franchise all while just stealing money? Or, are they afraid to because their access and credentials will be revoked?

This was a rhetorical question, right? Because you know the answer, right?

[Chooky 13299]

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Why are these dumbasses on defense jawing at the eagles offense? Look at the score you dipshits. 

[dcar00 14030]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

The LB from ND, Lafau or whatever, sucks.... he never make any plays (he did have a fumble recovery today but that's because he was standing next to the ball) and when he does make a tackle, it's 10 yards downfield.  His arms are smaller than mine.  Like wha the fuck did they see in him?  What was the appeal.  Someone just give them all hemlock.

 

trying to make inroads into the Samoan recruiting areas

[AbeFroman 2110]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

“Do the little things right” says the guy that muffed the extra point snap in playoff game loss.  Cough, cough

That was a field goal good sir, just happened to be closer than an extra point.  And he fucked it up

[deter 313]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Why are these dumbasses on defense jawing at the eagles offense? Look at the score you dipshits. 

58 is a first class dumbass

[mdmost 42841]

SIAP

 

[ATXbronco 4060]

Not watching the game - how did Trey Lance end up with a tackle?

[Horn80 6075]

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

That was a field goal good sir, just happened to be closer than an extra point.  And he fucked it up

That makes it worse.

[HRSchenker 2259]

26 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Does anyone in the Dallas, or Texas, media ever challenge the Jones Family and how they have destroyed the football aspect of the franchise all while just stealing money? Or, are they afraid to because their access and credentials will be revoked?

https://usave.it/player/player.php?plyrid=108

Press play.

[dcar00 14030]

3-14 is absolutely on the table.  these guys are going to quit and start making business decisions.

[AbeFroman 2110]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Not watching the game - how did Trey Lance end up with a tackle?

That might have put him at safety for a bit.

[Firemans4Horn 17826]

I blacked out. Did we win?

[AbeFroman 2110]

Funny that the win in Pittsburgh is going to end up being the highlight of the year, and that game ended so late that most people didn't watch it.

[Hermanator 6932]

[Mo Horn 8807]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Not watching the game - how did Trey Lance end up with a tackle?

He threw a pick and then made the tackle

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

12 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Funny that the win in Pittsburgh is going to end up being the highlight of the year, and that game ended so late that most people didn't watch it.

I know i didn’t watch.

[Hermanator 6932]

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He threw a pick and then made the tackle

It wasn't a pick. It was a completion to Ferguson then fumble

Where's the old man? Even he couldn't stand to watch?

[tx 3 putt 76309]

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He threw a pick and then made the tackle

 

two way player !!!

[tx 3 putt 76309]

 

[GenXer 2776]

17 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He threw a pick and then made the tackle

Don’t short the receiver on the play. He gets credit for the abortion as well.

Receiver caught the inaccurate throw with one hand, tucked it with one hand, got it swatted out by the db, and fumbled it.

Edited Monday at 12:47 AM by GenXer
Too late - What Herminator said

[AbeFroman 2110]

13 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It wasn't a pick. It was a completion to Ferguson then fumble

Where's the old man? Even he couldn't stand to watch?

Oh my god, Stephen is morphing into Jerry right in front of our face.  This is never going to end.

[mdmost 42841]

LOL. This stupid fucking dildo. Just die already. And I'd totally vote to implode that fucking place. 

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A frustrated Jerry Jones had some comments about the sun impacting play at AT&T Stadium: “By the way, we know where the sun is going to be when we decide to flip the coin or not. We do know where the damn sun is going to be in our own stadium.”Why not put up curtains over the windows?Jerry: “Well let’s tear the damn stadium down and build another one? Are you kidding me?“Everybody has got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues.“I’m saying, the world knows where the sun is. You get to know that almost a year in advance. Someone asked me about the sun. What about the sun? Where’s the moon?”rm%5E1855776226578743361%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=

Edited Monday at 01:02 AM by mdmost

[deter 313]

Another first class dumbass.

[AbeFroman 2110]

If you're going to answer questions like a mule, stop talking.

[TexArcher 37508]

43 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I blacked out. Did we win?

Depends.  You an Eagles fan?

[HRSchenker 2259]

Don't worry guys, no one in Dallas media will call him out on this bullshit.

[Beau Vine 53980]

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Don't worry guys, no one in Dallas media will call him out on this bullshit.

Is Dale Hansen dead?

[AbeFroman 2110]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Is Dale Hansen dead?

He's retired in Waxahachie, so kind of.

[miguelito 11216]

Right, there's no way of knowing where the sun will be more than a year out. You have to wait for the new Farmer's Almanac.

[miguelito 11216]

If I were CeeDee, I'd find a reason to have season ending surgery, too.

[mdleast 8257]

[Firemans4Horn 17826]

28 minutes ago, mdmost said:

LOL. This stupid fucking dildo. Just die already. And I'd totally vote to implode that fucking place. 

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A frustrated Jerry Jones had some comments about the sun impacting play at AT&T Stadium: “By the way, we know where the sun is going to be when we decide to flip the coin or not. We do know where the damn sun is going to be in our own stadium.”Why not put up curtains over the windows?Jerry: “Well let’s tear the damn stadium down and build another one? Are you kidding me?“Everybody has got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues.“I’m saying, the world knows where the sun is. You get to know that almost a year in advance. Someone asked me about the sun. What about the sun? Where’s the moon?”rm%5E1855776226578743361%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=

if Arkansas had a state motto this would be it. 

[DigDug 1649]

33 minutes ago, mdmost said:

LOL. This stupid fucking dildo. Just die already. And I'd totally vote to implode that fucking place. 

You can decide not to flip the coin?

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

The Dallas offense gave itself the opportunity to make up to 5 tackles today. 

[tx 3 putt 76309]

 

[DanTheHorn 4897]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

SIAP

 

 

 

Surprise, surprise, surprise or at least the blood line

Edited Monday at 01:41 AM by DanTheHorn

[miguelito 11216]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Goddamn the first 3 seconds of that clip are right out of a horror movie.

Maybe the whole clip is, I didn't watch it all.

Edited Monday at 01:44 AM by miguelito
F jj

[Rex Kramer 1301]

40 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Don't worry guys, no one in Dallas media will call him out on this bullshit.

Ticket guys do. But to answer @PittsburghTiger, yes, credentials would get revoked. DMN best writers have to tread carefully. And, it wouldn’t matter. Jerry would change nothing, and would have sellouts. Cowboys fans, true diehards, are absolute morons. They’re typically tatted up adults that wear jerseys. The pics in this thread are very representative of the season ticket holders. 

Jerry’s comments about the sun are so retarded. And yes, I’d be in total favor or imploding that abortion of a stadium. Everything about the Cowboys is so laughably bad. This season has been glorious.