Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

Play boomer sooner

[kingkoopa6 8342]

Good play lamb 

[Kermit 3140]

Goddamn, Lamb sucks.

[dcar00 14116]

lamb needs to catch that previous pass.  you are a highly paid WR make the catch.

[mdmost 42988]

Only need 3 more FGs to win it. 

Oops, back to 4 now. 

Edited 14 hours ago by mdmost

[kingkoopa6 8342]

Wow 

[dcar00 14116]

Lamb is a fucking quitter

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

Just take the points. 

[kingkoopa6 8342]

Ay let’s goooo

[mdmost 42988]

Lamb is an expensive decoy now. 

[kingkoopa6 8342]

kick it again now 

Jesus.  Just kick it 

Edited 13 hours ago by kingkoopa6

[dcar00 14116]

that was predictable. lucky drop.

[kingkoopa6 8342]

Use your feet 

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

Nice throw by Coop

[kingkoopa6 8342]

Flag. Noice 

[mdmost 42988]

Take the points, you dumbass. You have Cooper Fucking Rush at QB. 

[kingkoopa6 8342]

On us. Dam. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3814]

3rd and 15 so run a 13 yard route. Greg Davis is moist 

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

Not a good throw by Coop

[Stunns38 3458]

Just take the points. 

Of course they squandered it

[Bill Brasky 1442]

And that's why you never take points off the board you fat fuck Jabba mccarthty 

[dcar00 14116]

McCarthy needs to be shown the fucking door asap.

[SizzleChest 8282]

Lol

 

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Of course they squandered it

Cowboys draft pick is getting bailed out by their stupidity. 

[mdmost 42988]

Sorry the fucking chart can fuck off when you have Cooper Rush as your QB. Your best chance for points there is your FG kicker. 

[gsoda3 3243]

That's such a good analogy for the season.  Aubrey makes a 64 harder but we get gifted a first down. Then we almost throw a pick six.  Then we turn it over on downs.

[dcar00 14116]

Just now, Bill Brasky said:

And that's why you never take points off the board you fat fuck Jabba mccarthty 

taking the points off the board was the right call.  the wrong call was going for it on 4th.

[Blotto 23476]

jesus fuck. take the three you fat imbecile. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Blotto
edit - full disclosure, i took the over. fat fuck

[mdleast 8289]

Relax! It’s not like he’s maybe coaching for his job or anything….

[SurlyBDR 22731]

[dcar00 14116]

well here comes the drive to seal it.  

[Bullneck 19069]

4 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

And that's why you never take points off the board you fat fuck Jabba mccarthty 

Pretty much one of the cardinal rules.

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

Yeah… it’s the head coaches fault… 

 

just need a new one and everything will be peachy

[mdmost 42988]

I'm sure the media will be happy to ask Jerry about McCarthy taking points off the board. You know instead of asking McCarthy about it first. Because we live in a town with shitty feckless media who are so afraid of losing access that they'll give a shit what that decaying corpse has to say when he's the fucking problem.

[kingkoopa6 8342]

iight. We go again.  
 

Find Turpin 

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

Illegal shift. Play Boomer Sooner. 

[mdmost 42988]

Oh that was just comical. 

[kingkoopa6 8342]

That’s hilarious 

[Bullneck 19069]

I used to love the Cowboys.

[dcar00 14116]

ha ha.  show jerry you fucks...

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

Guyton fumble. Play boomer sooner. 

[kingkoopa6 8342]

Guyton looked like that fat zeke look alike 

[Stunns38 3458]

Like the Washington Generals of football

[DougO 5241]

Great, now Guyton is the worst OL AND the worst RB.

[tx ind 7004]

[kingkoopa6 8342]

Fall on the ball you dummy. Bro really thought he was him. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1800]

Guyton is not good at football,

 

[dcar00 14116]

laughingstock. once proud franchise is now the Cleveland Browns.

[mdmost 42988]

Again, the hope is that each loss puts Jerry closer to his great reward. 

[Firemans4Horn 18007]

#5 seems like a piece of shit