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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I know Jerry dying won’t fix the cowboys. But it will make me smile, and give me a new villain to hate after so many years. 

When Jerry dies, it will be a celebration like at the end of Return of the Jedi.

 

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8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

Steele, 27, signed a five-year, $86.8 million contract extension with the Cowboys in September 2023, which included $50 million guaranteed. 

Didn’t he sign that coming off a pretty bad knee injury?

also still haven’t watched more than a handful of plays live this season and still not regretting it

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11 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it is funny that Jerry can't be embarrased at all.  the plane has crashed into the mountain. 

The only thing that kept this from happening sooner was the shittiness of the NFC East for YEARS.

He has convinced himself this is now a rebuilding year. Basically, however he needs to position his catastrophic failure as a GM. This was always meant to be a rebuilding year he will tell himself on his helicopter ride back to his zillion dollar mansion, yes, that’s the ticket.

he won’t get shadeur tho…other teams suck worse? 

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13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Eagerly awaiting the next video of Jerry's ugly ass strolling to the locker room looking like he's trying to hold in a massive shit. 

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he definitely looks like he is on his way to the crapper. It’s way funny that the little franchise beat the ass of the historic franchise in his castle. In front of his face. But like he’s trying to position the loss in his mind. “We are rebuilding.” Lmao. Take a shit Jerruh. 

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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:


 

he definitely looks like he is on his way to the crapper. It’s way funny that the little franchise best the ass of the historic franchise in his castle. In front of his face. But like he’s trying to position the loss in his mind. “We are rebuilding.” Lmao. Take a shit Jerruh. 

Right after his piece of shit building almost killed someone pregame by having random sheets of metal peeling off the ceiling. 

 

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1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

That's such a good analogy for the season.  Aubrey makes a 64 harder but we get gifted a first down. Then we almost throw a pick six.  Then we turn it over on downs.

Metaphor. 

23 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fucking idiot Texan fan with an infant at an NFL game, 10:30 at night. 

Jesus. 

The best age to bring kids out is during the infant stage. 

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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

he definitely looks like he is on his way to the crapper. It’s way funny that the little franchise beat the ass of the historic franchise in his castle. In front of his face. But like he’s trying to position the loss in his mind. “We are rebuilding.” Lmao. Take a shit Jerruh. 

Does anyone have any prunes?

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The thing that burns Jerrah more than anything is being an irrelevant afterthought.  Analysts are finally going to stop talking about the Cowboys as the season winds on.

Say Hi to the Giants, Panthers, Saints, Patriots, Jets, Browns, Jags, Titans, and Raiders while you’re in the dust bin Jerrah.  Get ready to be flexed out of prime time and into some noon Sunday slots.

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