Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Longboard Horn 40245]

[Pam Cummings 9618]

If you're still consuming this trash product I feel sorry for you......almost.

Edited 7 hours ago by Pam Cummings

[Longboard Horn 40245]

It's times like this I'm glad I'm not a Cowboys fan and neither are most of my family members. 

[Pimphand 5714]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

IDK the Bungles seem pretty good at choking games away this season. The tilt with the G-G-G-Womyn will be the slapfight to determine the NFC East Cellar Dweller for sure.

[Horn80 6114]

What a shit show the Cowboys are.  Well done Jerrah

[TornACL 7693]

58 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

IDK the Bungles seem pretty good at choking games away this season. The tilt with the G-G-G-Womyn will be the slapfight to determine the NFC East Cellar Dweller for sure.

I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.

[Braff Zacklin 13520]

14 hours ago, mdmost said:

So they opened the roof and a couple panels fell off it. Now they're closing the roof. Just tear the shitty stadium down. That's apparently the only way you can make changes to the stadium.

 

"By the way, we know where the panels are going to fall when we decide to open the roof or not. We do know where the damned tiles are going to fall in our own stadium."

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.

Yeah, I can't picture a world where the Dallas secondary can slow that passing attack for 4 quarters.

[AnTiM 1660]

Next logical step is to get Sanders and son on the Cowboys roster.   

[Evil Bill Obrien 3224]

 

guess it’s a good thing the roof didn’t kill anyone or else this wouldn’t be very funny

['stache 21785]

13 hours ago, tbone_ said:

wtf is pr going to do about it?

Blame Dak Prescott

['stache 21785]

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

[Deej 76725]

21 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

guess it’s a good thing the roof didn’t kill anyone or else this wouldn’t be very funny

What if it killed Jerry? That would be very funny.

[Hate 20105]

That would be AWESOME!

[Iceman 2675]

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

If you're still consuming this trash product I feel sorry for you......almost.

It is glorious.  It is exactly what anyone could have hoped for.  It delivers in spades.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3224]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

What if it killed Jerry? That would be very funny.

Jerrah getting killed by his own monstrosity of a stadium would be very, very funny

[mdmost 42991]

Well, it is his tomb so that would be fitting. 

[Longboard Horn 40245]

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

Danny Devito vs Cooper Rush... what a snooze fest 

[Chooky 13305]

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

[Longboard Horn 40245]

 

[mdmost 42991]

GM'ing the hell out of this thing!

[Gene Parmesan 3996]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

He does seem to have lost a bit.  He's definitely a step slower from when he was the 2014 NFL Executive of the year.

[markstanco 12560]

You can take ceedee out of norman, but you cant take the norman out of ceedee

[The Dog 43939]

Still nope:

In all seriousness, how the hell did y'all beat the Steelers????

[kevwun 15738]

That was before Wilson was playing and the Steelers didn't let Fields throw much.  Their offense was pretty bad.

[kingkoopa6 8343]

And wasn’t playing at home. 
 

so stars were aligned that day. 
 

all in!

[tokamak 6374]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

This. Everything is always someone else's fault with him, and his effort is often total garbage.

[Gucci_Suit 2635]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

I’m on this train too. Motherfucker was eyeing Rush when he dropped a pass that was basically on his hip. He wanted the pass out front and in-stride… I mean yeah… but catch the fucking ball. 

[gofuckyourself 8181]

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

This. Everything is always someone else's fault with him, and his effort is often total garbage.

If the signing bonus was $40 million, you'd see some all-out effort when the chips are down and the team needs him to come through.

But c'mon, the poor guy can't be expected to lead by example with a $38 million bonus.

[gofuckyourself 8181]

11 hours ago, Horndog said:

It would be fitting if the very last thing Jerry saw on this earth was a large sheet of metal falling from the roof. 

I would call the hole it left behind a Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Hole

[Richard Kimball 1493]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

Understatement of the year. Well done. 

What's confusing about Jones is that I would love to have his ability to make money. He's personally responsible for the money fountain the NFL has become. Jersey sales go back to Jerry Jones. He convinced the other owners to split up the games into packages and put them out for bid. In that arena he's the best NFL owner, and there's not a second place. AT&T Stadium is a money machine. 

Why, then, does he blow his entire reputation by trying to prove he's a football guy? 

[Gucci_Suit 2635]

This team is just so unlikable. 

Dak is a fake nice guy who takes up half the salary cap to sit on the bench with non-contact injuries 

CD is a bitch and runs lazy routes

Micah won’t shut the fuck up 

The OL doesn’t know the rules of football 

The DL… what DL?

Basically Overshown is the only guy on the team I like. Maybe Diggs, but he seems to be looking for the exit too. 

[kingkoopa6 8343]

Aubrey not bad. if we would just kick the ball once we get to the 50. Good things might happen 

[gsoda3 3243]

59 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This team is just so unlikable. 

Dak is a fake nice guy who takes up half the salary cap to sit on the bench with non-contact injuries 

CD is a bitch and runs lazy routes

Micah won’t shut the fuck up 

The OL doesn’t know the rules of football 

The DL… what DL?

Basically Overshown is the only guy on the team I like. Maybe Diggs, but he seems to be looking for the exit too. 

The rest I agree with but how is Dak fake?

[dcar00 14116]

1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

Understatement of the year. Well done. 

What's confusing about Jones is that I would love to have his ability to make money. He's personally responsible for the money fountain the NFL has become. Jersey sales go back to Jerry Jones. He convinced the other owners to split up the games into packages and put them out for bid. In that arena he's the best NFL owner, and there's not a second place. AT&T Stadium is a money machine. 

Why, then, does he blow his entire reputation by trying to prove he's a football guy? 

"Did you like those last 3 12 win seasons?  I bet you did." -  Jerry Jones or somebody

[Not a cat 5638]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

What if it killed Jerry? That would be very funny.

It would be like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3224]

You know you are down real bad when you are getting savagely clowned by the Texans of all teams...

 

 

 

[DougO 5241]

Cowboys are currently sitting in the 9th position in 2025 draft order after last night's dumpster fire. 

From looking at the teams in front and behind them, I would say that's about the latest position the Cowboys might hold, even if they steal a couple of wins (Giants?) from a shitty team somewhere on the remaining schedule. Somewhere between 6th and 9th seems fairly likely.

Too bad they just shit away that 4th rounder for probably nothing and needing a ton of rookie starting spots to fill next season.

[Gucci_Suit 2635]

27 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

The rest I agree with but how is Dak fake?

I dunno. I’m just ranting and I don’t like him. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20373]

 

 

 

[SurlyBDR 22732]

[TornACL 7693]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

Lamb's pout-fest against GB last year in the playoffs was enough for me to be totally fine letting him walk.

[rage-a-holic 4343]

19 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I think if the Cowboys had scheduled CSU, UTSA and ULM the stats would look a little different.

[Pam Cummings 9618]

28 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

This graphic is confusing and makes it seem like Ewers has rushed for 1616 yards and is a Heisman lock.

[LonghornJudas 1096]

17 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

I think if the Cowboys had scheduled CSU, UTSA and ULM the stats would look a little different.

If it's OK with you, I'd like to go ahead and play it out just to be sure.

[Knoxtnhorn 5970]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

 

Too bad they just shit away that 4th rounder for probably nothing and needing a ton of rookie starting spots to fill next season.

4 targets; 0 catches.

[crash_davis 23091]

57 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Don't Care, got LPaid.

[Wally Pryor 5257]

Yeah, probably won't see a ton of action from Cowboy players.