Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[tx 3 putt 76770]

prime time will be offered, but will want 100% control over the draft and all personnel decisions. 

jerrah will pass on that and hire jason witten 

[Beau Vine 54181]

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

[HiggyBaby 2526]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

prime time will be offered, but will want 100% control over the draft and all personnel decisions. 

jerrah will pass on that and hire jason witten 

Hopefully the fan base reacts appropriately to all this nonsense and keeps half filling the stands regardless.

[Pam Cummings 9631]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

I'm not sure they will even need to trade. Who will they beat? Tommy Pastrami and the Giants maybe? Even Carolina is looking better than Dallas.

[Rholl 217]

6 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Hopefully the fan base reacts appropriately to all this nonsense and keeps half filling the stands regardless.

reported 92,000+ at last nights shit show!

[tx 3 putt 76770]

 

[Dewey 3286]

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

Don't forget his dad and brother! 

[mdmost 42993]

I really wish Michael would shut the fuck up unless he's going to criticize Jerry. The head coach does not matter. 

[HiggyBaby 2526]

41 minutes ago, Rholl said:

reported 92,000+ at last nights shit show!

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

['stache 21786]

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I really wish Michael would shut the fuck up unless he's going to criticize Jerry. The head coach does not matter. 

Agree he needs to go after Jerry, but the head coach absolutely matters, and is a problem because good coaches won't work for Jerry, so if he has the balls to pull the trigger on Fat Mike, it won't be a good coach, but another washed out piece of shit, maybe Belichek, but more like one of the Fat Ryan brothers. Might just fucking promote Mike Zimmer since nobody else wants his old washed up ass, which is right in jerry's wheelhouse. I don't see Deion being stupid enough to work for a piece of garbage like Jerry knowing that he'll interfere with literally every aspect of his team. 

Edited 11 hours ago by 'stache

[Gene Parmesan 4001]

How much revenue is generated from attendance?  Ballpark.  I know it's a lot, but does it pale in comparison to TV revenue and easily offset with more Paul/Tyson type things?

[Beau Vine 54181]

41 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

Was it Dwarf Night?

[tokamak 6376]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Michael Irvin on the Herd said if they get that first pick they're doing Deion/Shaduer lol

I'm numb. Who even gives a fuck anymore? Let's take this circus up to 11.

[Sawbonz 27514]

57 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

The other half are in the concourse fighting

[tx 3 putt 76770]

53 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

How much revenue is generated from attendance?  Ballpark.  I know it's a lot, but does it pale in comparison to TV revenue and easily offset with more Paul/Tyson type things?

 

[Iceman 2675]

The NFL tv revenue is bigger than MLB or NBA total revenue.  Fuck dem fans. 

[Hermanator 7025]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That will be the final straw that makes me leave the cowboys fanbase for good. That's a giant piece of shit family to add to Jerry's piece of shit family. I'll be full on eagles fan if that happens

[The Dog 43974]

[nnm 36302]

[FunkSoulBrother 929]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Agree he needs to go after Jerry, but the head coach absolutely matters, and is a problem because good coaches won't work for Jerry, so if he has the balls to pull the trigger on Fat Mike, it won't be a good coach, but another washed out piece of shit, maybe Belichek, but more like one of the Fat Ryan brothers. Might just fucking promote Mike Zimmer since nobody else wants his old washed up ass, which is right in jerry's wheelhouse. I don't see Deion being stupid enough to work for a piece of garbage like Jerry knowing that he'll interfere with literally every aspect of his team. 

It'll be either Zimmer or I could see him hiring Doug Pederson. Won a super bowl and is a retread.

[DigglerontheHoof 21142]

26 minutes ago, nnm said:

They forgot Green Bay.  Last season's playoffs but in 24.

['stache 21786]

15 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

It'll be either Zimmer or I could see him hiring Doug Pederson. Won a super bowl and is a retread.

Peterson could probably still coach circles around fat Mike, might could get us back to they heyday of Jason Garrett 9-8 8-9 territory, or not if Washington actually stays decent.

['stache 21786]

8 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This team is just so unlikable. 

Dak is a fake nice guy who takes up half the salary cap to sit on the bench with non-contact injuries 

CD is a bitch and runs lazy routes

Micah won’t shut the fuck up 

The OL doesn’t know the rules of football 

The DL… what DL?

Basically Overshown is the only guy on the team I like. Maybe Diggs, but he seems to be looking for the exit too. 

I get that a lot of the fans think he's a bad QB (I'm indifferent at this point just don't think he's anywhere close to "the" problem with this franchise), but where does "fake nice guy" come from?

[markstanco 12563]

 

I scrolled down to see if it was posted before I quoted gene, and you posted it.

The nfl said maybe 5-10 years ago the fans were more valuable at their house vs at the game.

[tx 3 putt 76770]

26 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I scrolled down to see if it was posted before I quoted gene, and you posted it.

The nfl said maybe 5-10 years ago the fans were more valuable at their house vs at the game.

 

nfl tv / media contracts will only get bigger 

unless i'm sitting in the club section or a suite, id rather watch the game at home 

[markstanco 12563]

Not so subtle humble brag. 

[Blotto 23477]

21 hours ago, mdmost said:

When Jerry dies, it will be a celebration like at the end of Return of the Jedi.

Yeah, that celebration will be  a gas until cowboys fans sober up and remember his nutsack of a son is running the show.

20 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Dude is almost certainly more incompetent than his old man, and his entire life's accomplishments can be summed up as a  35 year career huffing jerruh's farts  and  telling him "that was a  good one,  pops". 100% that dumb m'fer will be worse than his old man. 

[tx 3 putt 76770]

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not so subtle humble brag. 

 

i goto rockets and astro games all the time, but avoid nfl games like the plague 

[HiggyBaby 2526]

Somethings never change

 

 

[kingkoopa6 8344]

Next year our year 

[DougO 5242]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Peterson could probably still coach circles around fat Mike, might could get us back to they heyday of Jason Garrett 9-8 8-9 territory, or not if Washington actually stays decent.

Same shit, just another tired system coaching tree guy who has no new ideas of his own. They tend to look OK for a couple of years before the game passes them by. He's as fossilized as McCarthy, which we all knew wasn't going to get us where we want to go. Credit to him for 12 win seasons, but still had a hardass ceiling he was never going to break, until the whole thing crumbled.