Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[The Dog 44149]

[Texzilla58 4744]

On 11/20/2024 at 10:22 PM, Auto Driller said:

It seems like the cowboys are in pretty much the worst situation possible. No hope at all to win anytime soon but buried under the crushing weight of expensive long term contracts for 2 players that eat up 40% (?) of their cap space. They better hope that Jerry hits on every single draft pick for the next few years.

My feelings would be much different if Jerry hadn’t kicked me in the nuts with that Dak contract.  I think it kicked the rest of the team in the nuts too, seeing all their money or jobs going to a loser.  
 

if he season was going exactly like this, but Dak was playing out his final year, McCarthy and staff leaving, and high draft picks, new QB,  and a new coach coming I’d feel way better.  Instead this team is fucked for years.  Dak won’t be curable until after 2026 and doing a Russell Wilson cut and eating $62 mil in dead cap (in the unlikely event his contract isn’t restructured with a shit ton of void years. ). Dak will murder this team until 2030.  

[dcar00 14375]

they need to spend whatever capital they have on offensive lineman.  If you can't protect Dak like Tom Brady you are fucked.  Because of all the money tied up on offense, the defense isn't going to be good enough to win games so you are just going to have to try to outscore teams.

[Drew 2532]

Calling Dak a loser. Jesus fucking Christ. Just say you’re a fucking moron who doesn’t know football. 
 

This is why I rarely come in here anymore.  Not many reasonable discussions. Just idiotic “Dak is a loser” takes.  Dude was 12-5 for 3 strait season with a road playoff win…oh you know, the first one in 30 fucking years.   He didn’t win enough playoffs games but calling him a loser is some moronic shit. 

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

8 hours ago, DougO said:

A different scheme with a new coaching staff with different philosophy could also help the OL. They are so bad they shouldn't even be this bad, even if they lack talent. I don't know squat about blocking schemes, but I have to wonder whether these guys are also being used in a way that exposes their weaknesses more as a unit.

This is another thing and frankly, one of the main reasons Fat Thumb gets fired..... he sucks at hiring assistant coaches.  All of "his guys" have really sucked (lil Schotty, OL coach, Prince, etc).  Other is he can't manage a game for shit.  

[DougO 5256]

6 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This is another thing and frankly, one of the main reasons Fat Thumb gets fired..... he sucks at hiring assistant coaches.  All of "his guys" have really sucked (lil Schotty, OL coach, Prince, etc).  Other is he can't manage a game for shit.  

They are almost all a bunch of old retreads from a past era. They need a much younger group for the modern NFL.

[futureman 22550]

14 hours ago, dcar00 said:

belichick would sign him just to get info on the Giants.

yeah but belichick is a football man.  jerry, much to his chagrin, will never be a football man.

[futureman 22550]

7 hours ago, Drew said:

Calling Dak a loser. Jesus fucking Christ. Just say you’re a fucking moron who doesn’t know football. 
 

This is why I rarely come in here anymore.  Not many reasonable discussions. Just idiotic “Dak is a loser” takes.  Dude was 12-5 for 3 strait season with a road playoff win…oh you know, the first one in 30 fucking years.   He didn’t win enough playoffs games but calling him a loser is some moronic shit. 

dak fucking sucks.

[TonyTexas 10531]

 

[dcar00 14375]

Tolbert is a fucking jag.  

[LonghornJudas 1102]

McCarthy and his 3 point offense! Let's go! Oh wait, it got blocked.

[tx 3 putt 77450]

the team really sucks 

[Surly Bevo 25161]

LOL.  Fuck you Jerry

[tx 3 putt 77450]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

McCarthy and his 3 point offense! Let's go! Oh wait, it got blocked.

 

sloppy special teams is 1000% shitty lazy coaching 

[kingkoopa6 8377]

that was the blockiest of all blocks. 
 

dudes looked like they was already at the holder before the ball arrived 

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

37 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Tyler Smith would play if anything mattered anymore.  Let's see Trey Lance.  We know what Cooper is..... a decent backup, but nothing more.

[AbeFroman 2204]

Fell apart when we had 2&1 and called and end around 7 yards deep

[RPM 26355]

Thiesman'd

[AbeFroman 2204]

35 & 50 are terrible.  The terrible two

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

35 & 50 are terrible.  The terrible two

Liufau is weak at attack..... Kendricks can't run anymore.  Zimmer loves them both.  Retire Zimmer's ass.

 

[dcar00 14375]

ha ha....fuck you Jerry.

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Our best player ass now?

[AbeFroman 2204]

This is like watching a team with learning disabilities.

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Jesus fucking Christ I need Aubrey to win my league and get a bye and this fucker is 0-2

[dcar00 14375]

10-0 incoming

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

It's frustrating to watch but the goal is not to win this year..... You want to see the young players progress but you shouldn't want the Cowboys to win.  Maybe they can get in position to to draft Hunter.  

 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus fucking Christ I need Aubrey to win my league and get a bye and this fucker is 0-2

That's different.  I feel your pain.

 

[kingkoopa6 8377]

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus fucking Christ I need Aubrey to win my league and get a bye and this fucker is 0-2

I’m going against Aubrey Owner

 

so im Happy and pissed

Edited Sunday at 06:45 PM by kingkoopa6

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Jesus fucking Christ Dallas 

Rush channeling his Quinn 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9352]

10 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I’m going against Aubrey Owner

 

My opponent has Aubrey and Washington's TmD. It's a conundrum.

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

The defense is playing pretty well thus far (I'm sure I just cursed them), but they're doing a good job.  The offense's and ST's inability to get points will be why the team loses, but at least Parsons and company are flying around thus far.  Commanders not really playing all that well.  

[AbeFroman 2204]

I keep running out of disappointment, and they keep finding more.

This team is like disappointment miners.

 

[LonghornJudas 1102]

A Cooper Rush run. Solid call.

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Point to me a worse offense in the league than this 

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Almost like they knew what was coming.

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Bwahahahahahahgaa 

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

BWHAHAHAHAHA....... Just fire Fassel now.  His ST's suck.  

 

[DougO 5256]

Not a bad punt for a blocked punt. Momentum shifting!

 

[Surly Bevo 25161]

I'm watching red zone rather than actually committing full attention to this abortion.  At least 50% of the look-ins on this game have been hilarity filled.  

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Omg hahaha

[dcar00 14375]

how is washington 7-4?  I mean they should be 6-5 really but holy crap.

[LonghornJudas 1102]

LOL, what a catch! haha

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Oh shit. 💪🏻

[GenXer 3028]

What the fuck am I watching? Professional football?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9352]

This is like watching an orgie at a nursing home.

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Had to run to the office. Glad to see we took advantage of the interception.

[tx 3 putt 77450]

 

[dcar00 14375]

this game is a fucking riot.  my god.

[tx 3 putt 77450]

11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This is like watching an orgie at a nursing home.

 

you were there last night too ?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Comedy of fucking errors.

[dcar00 14375]

kick the FG now.