Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Underdog 28794]

From what I've watched game plan has been solid keeping Cooper comfortable. 

[dcar00 14379]

I was just about to say how the Boys gonna fuck this up...then false start.

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Guyton really be atrocious 

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

I wish someone would put guyton in a coma 

[AbeFroman 2207]

Holy moly

[Underdog 28794]

There ya go, Cooper. 

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

Holy fuck hahahah

[AbeFroman 2207]

Schoonmaker doing his best Gunnar Helm

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Nice throw. Crazy that all 3 TEs have been reliable.

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Bruh. Skins suck or what ?

[dcar00 14379]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I wish someone would put guyton in a coma 

It is just a bizarre pick. he's a sooner. he's dumb, he was a right tackle, he obviously has to hold to play line in college, and he doesn't look physical at all.  It's like the saw his arm length and drafted him solely on that.

[DougO 5256]

Cooper nearly overthrew the easiest TD target he'll ever have.

[DougO 5256]

Guyton was a reach in the first place. Starting him as an NFL left tackle on day one was ridiculous. He might develop, as he was supposed to, but this season may end up ruining him if he had the potential.

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

Ok defense. Don’t get fucking lazy 

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

Fucking defense decides fuck it 

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

Literally made zero attempt. This is why I feel like the nfl is fucking rigged.   You play stout the whole game. Take a commanding league and all the sudden they walk down like nothing 

[dcar00 14379]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Fucking defense decides fuck it 

predictable D is predictable.

[AbeFroman 2207]

Get up and go into soft coverage.  

[Bill Brasky 1465]

Let's change what's been working all day and go into prevent 

[dcar00 14379]

Parsons got tackled.

[TOR 5818]

Brad and Babe are absolutely hilarious.  MIght go sit in the car and listen to them.

[dcar00 14379]

that is just stupid...McCarthy is a fucking moron.

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

Fuck it. I hope Dallas goes 3 and out and Washington scores a TD. Fuck all these fucking no talent losers 

[Underdog 28794]

Holy Hell! 

[TOR 5818]

Don't toy with  my emotions, Cowboys.

[satyanash 14638]

LMAO what just happened 

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

Holy fuck 

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Turpin time. 

[AbeFroman 2207]

Take that

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

The spin move hahahaha

[Bill Brasky 1465]

Holy shit lmao 

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Yall remember when he taysom hill’d us 

 

he sure is fast 

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Let's go, Turpin!!! Nice work, son!

[Surly Bevo 25195]

Ok that was pretty awesome

[GenXer 3034]

Of course the best play had at least one loose ball at some point in the play

[hookemATL 11925]

LOLOLLLL fucking sick spin move. Then just speed. Amazing. 

[dcar00 14379]

that spin move was fucking balls out.

[Underdog 28794]

 

[Burt 4092]

Of course, the Cowboy win when the fucking season is already shot.  They'll wind up winning at least 4 more games the rest of the year costing them 5 or 6 spots in the 2025 draft order.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Darnit. We don't get to see Super Duper Cooper throw more completions... That said, 99 yds. Not too shabby!

[dcar00 14379]

Just now, Burt said:

Of course, the Cowboy win when the fucking season is already shot.  They'll wind up winning at least 4 more games the rest of the year costing them 5 or 6 spots in the 2025 draft order.

what dumb ass sooner can we take at 12?

[kingkoopa6 8378]

FUMBLE!

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

We're back! Making my Super Bowl reservations tonight!

[AbeFroman 2207]

By all means, back off and let them go down and score again. 

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

Defense again saying fuck 

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

12 minutes ago, DougO said:

Guyton was a reach in the first place. Starting him as an NFL left tackle on day one was ridiculous. He might develop, as he was supposed to, but this season may end up ruining him if he had the potential.

Yea.... it's obvious it was too much for him in year 1 to be relied on so greatly.  Moved position, he's young, and he has technique issues.  He has talent, so they'll need to really develop him with the new coaching staff.  My issue, is he makes a lot of pre-snap penalties... now so did Tyron, but he was elite everywhere else.

I won't complain about beating Washington at anytime.  The Commanders are better but still frauds.  Cowboys under Jerrah can't even tank correctly.  

[Drew 2538]

Washington is pathetic.  
 

losing to this team missing all those players?

it just hurts our draft stock.  
 

Also they’d be up a laughable 33-17 if they didn’t miss/botch 2 FGs. 

Edited Sunday at 09:10 PM by Drew

[TOR 5818]

Fake the FG?

ok don't

 

[Underdog 28794]

Sweep the leg, PA and go deep. 

[Sgt Hulk 13849]

Cmon Dallas 

No don’t run cooper.