Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Drew 2560]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

I'm old enough to remember when 10 wins was a disappointing season.

People sure did say 12-5 basically meant nothing. 

[Underdog 28832]

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

so hear me out

Giants - win, Bengals on struggle bus  at home - win, Panthers suck - win 

7-7 .500 and right back in it and who knows.  Channeling Kevin Millar.

 

10-8, baby! 

Edited Sunday at 09:44 PM by Underdog
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[TOR 5820]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

People sure did say 12-5 basically meant nothing. 

12 wins and the Iggles in the NFC championship.

Ok, that kind of sucked.  But still.  

[LonghornJudas 1110]

DALLAS IS BACK!

[Hate 20155]

29 minutes ago, Drew said:

People sure did say 12-5 basically meant nothing. 

12-5 with no playoff wins does mean absolutely nothing. Who fucking cares about the regular season? They don’t hand out trophies for 12-5. 

[Nicole44 22111]

1 minute ago, Hate said:

12-5 with no playoff wins does mean absolutely nothing. Who fucking cares about the regular season? They don’t hand out trophies for 12-5. 

Aggie has spent a billion dollars on a community college trophy case and they sure as fuck would display 12-5 if we had that many regular season games. Winning! 
 

jerry is still trying to recreate Aikman, Irvin and Smith in the aggregate. And a Hershel trade. And needs to spend more time working on building a Time Machine to achieve this than he does on being the GM. 

[C-Man 27293]

lol why not fall down. Hahhahah

Was listening to Brad and Babe on the drive back from Austin. No discussion between them about the stupidity of the guy returning the second onside kick for a TD. Fall down and the game is over with one snap. Instead, Washington got to throw a Hail Mary on the ensuing possession.

[DougO 5257]

Of course this is all a set up. Jerry signs Turpin to a new 7 year 200 mil contract, and he goes back to being the typical Turpin we all know.

[futureman 22562]

4 hours ago, dcar00 said:

so hear me out

Giants - win, Bengals on struggle bus  at home - win, Panthers suck - win 

7-7 .500 and right back in it and who knows.  Channeling Kevin Millar.

nothing would be more cowboys than to catch fire in the second half of the season, still miss the playoffs, and drop us in the draft 15 spots in every round.

Edited Monday at 02:07 AM by futureman

[lilMAC25 3841]

4 hours ago, dcar00 said:

when is last time NFL team had 2 KO returns for TD?

Today

 

🤗

['stache 21895]

Lol, tuned into Babe and Brad for the 4th while putting up Christmas lights. That was stupid in every way possible. Fuck Washington.

[dcar00 14456]

14 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Today

 

🤗

ha.

4th team to have 2 different players do it.  2 KO's returned in same game same team has happened 15 times

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/cowboys-are-fourth-team-ever-to-have-two-players-return-kickoffs-for-tds-in-one-game

[Enemy07 339]

At least we had the 92-95s.

[General Colt 133]

21 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

At least we had the 92-95s.

[Trey3216 15380]

23 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is the dumbest fucking game I’ve ever seen lol. 

I sent the exact same thing in at least 3 different group texts.  

[futureman 22562]

4 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

At least we had the 92-95s.

best team in the history of football. 

['stache 21895]

I'm also happy it happened to Dan Fucking Quinn. I will never forgive him for last year's playoff debacle. Fuck him, forever, he deserves this shit with that shitty franchise in their shitty stadium surrounded by shitty fans.

Edited Monday at 10:40 PM by 'stache

[futureman 22562]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Dan Fucking Quinn. I will never forgive him for last year's playoff debacle. Fuck him, forever, he deserves this shit with that shitty franchise in their shitty stadium surrounded by shitty fans.

dak, not dan.  you misspelled it.  

[DougO 5257]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm also happy it happened to Dan Fucking Quinn. I will never forgive him for last year's playoff debacle. Fuck him, forever, he deserves this shit with that shitty franchise in their shitty stadium surrounded by shitty fans.

Seems to be a bit of a pattern.

 

[tx 3 putt 77669]

 

[Drew 2560]

You'll never see me again if he extends Mike. They need a full on culture change(owner included).

 

And yes Dan deserved that for his defense absolutely shitting the bed against GB in the playoffs.  THAT'S the biggest reason we lost.  Giving up 34 points(even taking away turnovers)

['stache 21895]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

You'll never see me again if he extends Mike. They need a full on culture change(owner included).

 

And yes Dan deserved that for his defense absolutely shitting the bed against GB in the playoffs.  THAT'S the biggest reason we lost.  Giving up 34 points(even taking away turnovers)

Yup on both. It's not even like Jordan Love was making crazy plays with luck involved, receivers were running wide open without a defender within 5 yards. It continued the entire game, not a single adjustment. Fuck him, forever, and fuck fat mike. If jerry extends him, I'm just not gonna watch until they both are fucking dead.

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

Who the coach is doesn't really matter.  The loser rot starts at the top.  As long as Jerry's calling the shots, the Cowboys will continue to suck.

If the last 30 years haven't shown you that, I don't know what to tell you. 

[Bill Brasky 1470]

defense seems better with the addition of Bland and subtraction of Diggs 

[Pato del Muerto 52680]

26 minutes ago, 'stache said:

until they both are fucking dead.

Interesting prop bet. Who dies first, jerruh or McCarthy?

[Drew 2560]

49 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Who the coach is doesn't really matter.  The loser rot starts at the top.  As long as Jerry's calling the shots, the Cowboys will continue to suck.

If the last 30 years haven't shown you that, I don't know what to tell you. 

Agreed...culture starts at the top and it's not just fat mike but jerry and his offspring that need to go.

[Texzilla58 4745]

I would not be surprised with a new contract for Mike, and maybe adding a real OC who calls plays and manages things.  Does Jerry want to start over at 82 and force a new offense on Dak?  Jerry in his mind wants a Landry tenure to his coach.  He’s been apologizing for firing Wade mid season and shitty Chan Gailey after 2 shit seasons.  I’m not advocating it, just speculating.  
 

id like him to fire Stephen more than letting Mike go.

Edited Wednesday at 12:15 AM by Texzilla58

[Pam Cummings 9694]

This shouldn't surprise anyone after they kept Garrett for so long.

 

Thing is....if you're extending him after this year....you were gonna do it anyway. So you should have done it after last year ended. There was no reason to go into the season with him thinking he's a lame duck. Honestly if McCarthy had any respect for himself as a man he'd tell Jerry to get fucked.

Edited Wednesday at 01:12 AM by Pam Cummings

[futureman 22562]

8 hours ago, Drew said:

You'll never see me again if he extends Mike.

mccarthy it is. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1474]

Somebody tap Jerrah on the shoulder and tell him not to draft that slow af walking bust Danny Stutsman. He seems like the type of gooner Jerrah would burn a 1st round pick on

[Bullneck 19270]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DC2VnxnTOcz/?hl=en

 

[Hermanator 7207]

They get one fluke win and that old dumb bastard is talking about extending the coach he lame ducked. 

[Pam Cummings 9694]

30 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

They get one fluke win and that old dumb bastard is talking about extending the coach he lame ducked. 

He was always going to. He did it in the way that would get the most attention, just like with Dak, just like CD, just like what's happening with Micah. That was the priority, nothing else.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1400]

If you hate Bayless just skip this comment. OTOH, if you hate McCarthy...

Skip reflects on game last Sun and  possibility McCarthy isn't fired when he should have been after last year's home playoff loss when we trained GB 27-0 at halftime.

 

[Drew 2560]

17 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I would not be surprised with a new contract for Mike, and maybe adding a real OC who calls plays and manages things.  Does Jerry want to start over at 82 and force a new offense on Dak?  Jerry in his mind wants a Landry tenure to his coach.  He’s been apologizing for firing Wade mid season and shitty Chan Gailey after 2 shit seasons.  I’m not advocating it, just speculating.  
 

id like him to fire Stephen more than letting Mike go.

Firing Stephen and him taking a step back as GM would go a long way more than just getting rid of Fat Mike...i will agree with that.

Get a real football guy in here, or just let McClay and the scouts do their actual fucking job and not let coaches make picks might help too.

[lilMAC25 3841]

On 11/26/2024 at 11:24 AM, Drew said:

You'll never see me again if he extends Mike. They need a full on culture change(owner included).

 

And yes Dan deserved that for his defense absolutely shitting the bed against GB in the playoffs.  THAT'S the biggest reason we lost.  Giving up 34 points(even taking away turnovers)

Yeah, the pick inside Dallas 20, the pick 6, and 85 passing yards before half didn’t factor in at all…

Edited Wednesday at 07:18 PM by lilMAC25

[Drew 2560]

19 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Yeah, the pick inside Dallas 20, the pick 6, and 85 passing yards before half didn’t factor in at all…

Never did i say it didn't matter, I said the biggest reason was the defense.

I know you're reading comprehension isn't as bad as Futureman's.  

Once again, if the defense had a fucking spine in that game, it's a close game even with those...you know, like KC does when Mahomes throws a pick, or the Ravens or a multitude of other teams who don't go belly up the first sign of a QBs' bad start.

 

But yeah, only the QB can win or lose a game. I forgot.

[NBHorn7 90]

On 11/26/2024 at 9:58 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Jerry going to Jerry so he can run the show.

 

[lilMAC25 3841]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Never did i say it didn't matter, I said the biggest reason was the defense.

I know you're reading comprehension isn't as bad as Futureman's.  

Once again, if the defense had a fucking spine in that game, it's a close game even with those...you know, like KC does when Mahomes throws a pick, or the Ravens or a multitude of other teams who don't go belly up the first sign of a QBs' bad start.

 

But yeah, only the QB can win or lose a game. I forgot.

[tx 3 putt 77669]

im good with kingsbury or vrabel for next season 

[futureman 22562]

12 hours ago, Drew said:

I know you're reading comprehension isn't as bad as Futureman's.  

[Longboard Horn 40634]

Lainey Wilson at halftime is the only thing I'm looking forward to for today. Cooper can't Rush vs Danny Devito is gonna be a snoozefest. With how bad the Giants are, either the Cowboys blow them out, or they actually show up for the game and both offenses are horrible so it stays as a low scoring affair. Overall this is probably going into the forgettable Thanksgiving games pile. 

[closetohumping 17505]

Playoffs

[Pato del Muerto 52680]

32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Lainey Wilson at halftime is the only thing I'm looking forward to for today

Tha fuck?

[Longboard Horn 40634]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tha fuck?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52680]

I know who she is, dude. I just don’t understand how anyone could be excited to see her perform. Especially at the ridiculous halftime gig with the goofy staging and the backing track and the chopped up songs.  The entire thing is a tire fire every year. 

[Surly Bevo 25274]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I know who she is, dude. I just don’t understand how anyone could be excited to see her perform. Especially at the ridiculous halftime gig with the goofy staging and the backing track and the chopped up songs.  The entire thing is a tire fire every year. 

 

[futureman 22562]

that creed performance was all-time. 

[Underdog 28832]

50 years to this day... 

 

 

 

Edited Thursday at 04:23 PM by Underdog

[Pam Cummings 9694]

18 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

I like how he knows the QB is the most important position but likes to pretend that the QB's mistakes are on the same level of everyone else's. As if the QB's mistakes aren't magnitudes greater than some safety fucking up a coverage, or a guy missing a tackle.