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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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1 minute ago, Hate said:

12-5 with no playoff wins does mean absolutely nothing. Who fucking cares about the regular season? They don’t hand out trophies for 12-5. 

Aggie has spent a billion dollars on a community college trophy case and they sure as fuck would display 12-5 if we had that many regular season games. Winning! 
 

jerry is still trying to recreate Aikman, Irvin and Smith in the aggregate. And a Hershel trade. And needs to spend more time working on building a Time Machine to achieve this than he does on being the GM. 

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lol why not fall down. Hahhahah

Was listening to Brad and Babe on the drive back from Austin. No discussion between them about the stupidity of the guy returning the second onside kick for a TD. Fall down and the game is over with one snap. Instead, Washington got to throw a Hail Mary on the ensuing possession.
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4 hours ago, dcar00 said:

so hear me out

Giants - win, Bengals on struggle bus  at home - win, Panthers suck - win 

7-7 .500 and right back in it and who knows.  Channeling Kevin Millar.

nothing would be more cowboys than to catch fire in the second half of the season, still miss the playoffs, and drop us in the draft 15 spots in every round.

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4 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm also happy it happened to Dan Fucking Quinn. I will never forgive him for last year's playoff debacle. Fuck him, forever, he deserves this shit with that shitty franchise in their shitty stadium surrounded by shitty fans.

Seems to be a bit of a pattern.

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You'll never see me again if he extends Mike. They need a full on culture change(owner included).

 

And yes Dan deserved that for his defense absolutely shitting the bed against GB in the playoffs.  THAT'S the biggest reason we lost.  Giving up 34 points(even taking away turnovers)

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3 minutes ago, Drew said:

You'll never see me again if he extends Mike. They need a full on culture change(owner included).

 

And yes Dan deserved that for his defense absolutely shitting the bed against GB in the playoffs.  THAT'S the biggest reason we lost.  Giving up 34 points(even taking away turnovers)

Yup on both. It's not even like Jordan Love was making crazy plays with luck involved, receivers were running wide open without a defender within 5 yards. It continued the entire game, not a single adjustment. Fuck him, forever, and fuck fat mike. If jerry extends him, I'm just not gonna watch until they both are fucking dead.

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49 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Who the coach is doesn't really matter.  The loser rot starts at the top.  As long as Jerry's calling the shots, the Cowboys will continue to suck.

If the last 30 years haven't shown you that, I don't know what to tell you. 

Agreed...culture starts at the top and it's not just fat mike but jerry and his offspring that need to go.

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I would not be surprised with a new contract for Mike, and maybe adding a real OC who calls plays and manages things.  Does Jerry want to start over at 82 and force a new offense on Dak?  Jerry in his mind wants a Landry tenure to his coach.  He’s been apologizing for firing Wade mid season and shitty Chan Gailey after 2 shit seasons.  I’m not advocating it, just speculating.  
 

id like him to fire Stephen more than letting Mike go.

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This shouldn't surprise anyone after they kept Garrett for so long.

 

Thing is....if you're extending him after this year....you were gonna do it anyway. So you should have done it after last year ended. There was no reason to go into the season with him thinking he's a lame duck. Honestly if McCarthy had any respect for himself as a man he'd tell Jerry to get fucked.

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30 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

They get one fluke win and that old dumb bastard is talking about extending the coach he lame ducked. 

He was always going to. He did it in the way that would get the most attention, just like with Dak, just like CD, just like what's happening with Micah. That was the priority, nothing else.

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17 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I would not be surprised with a new contract for Mike, and maybe adding a real OC who calls plays and manages things.  Does Jerry want to start over at 82 and force a new offense on Dak?  Jerry in his mind wants a Landry tenure to his coach.  He’s been apologizing for firing Wade mid season and shitty Chan Gailey after 2 shit seasons.  I’m not advocating it, just speculating.  
 

id like him to fire Stephen more than letting Mike go.

Firing Stephen and him taking a step back as GM would go a long way more than just getting rid of Fat Mike...i will agree with that.

Get a real football guy in here, or just let McClay and the scouts do their actual fucking job and not let coaches make picks might help too.

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On 11/26/2024 at 11:24 AM, Drew said:

You'll never see me again if he extends Mike. They need a full on culture change(owner included).

 

And yes Dan deserved that for his defense absolutely shitting the bed against GB in the playoffs.  THAT'S the biggest reason we lost.  Giving up 34 points(even taking away turnovers)

Yeah, the pick inside Dallas 20, the pick 6, and 85 passing yards before half didn’t factor in at all…

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19 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Yeah, the pick inside Dallas 20, the pick 6, and 85 passing yards before half didn’t factor in at all…

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Never did i say it didn't matter, I said the biggest reason was the defense.

I know you're reading comprehension isn't as bad as Futureman's.  

Once again, if the defense had a fucking spine in that game, it's a close game even with those...you know, like KC does when Mahomes throws a pick, or the Ravens or a multitude of other teams who don't go belly up the first sign of a QBs' bad start.

 

But yeah, only the QB can win or lose a game. I forgot.

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2 hours ago, Drew said:

Never did i say it didn't matter, I said the biggest reason was the defense.

I know you're reading comprehension isn't as bad as Futureman's.  

Once again, if the defense had a fucking spine in that game, it's a close game even with those...you know, like KC does when Mahomes throws a pick, or the Ravens or a multitude of other teams who don't go belly up the first sign of a QBs' bad start.

 

But yeah, only the QB can win or lose a game. I forgot.

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