Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Gatorubet 30,624]

[TOR 6,098]

Thank you, good night.  Please tip your waitress, they work hard for the money.

[Drew 2,833]

3 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Dumb rule. Blocking a punt should be a reward, not a way to get fucked.

Said this years ago. It’s always been a dumb rule. Blocking a kick or punt should be dead ball or some when it passes the LOS. No return or touching needed. 

[Texas73 422]

"There is still time."

[Firemans4Horn 18,496]

Jonathon Mingo out there living his make a wish. At least they got him for a 4th round pick. 

[Drew 2,833]

Fold the fucking team. 
 

If they just lost this game, that’s one thing. 
 

the way they lost it is absolutely b pathetic. 
 

and they fucked up winning the last 2 games. 

[dcar00 14,897]

fucking idiots.  and fuck Jerry Jones.  

[Stunns38 3,763]

At least Parsons cares….i think.

[PittsburghTiger 6,318]

Parsons gonna opt out the rest of the season and enter the portal.

[Sgt Hulk 14,329]

How do we give a nfl team the death penalty 

[Firemans4Horn 18,496]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How do we give a nfl team the death penalty 

let a hillbilly from Arkansas buy them. 

[Wishbone 4,923]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How do we give a nfl team the death penalty 

Sell said team to Jerry Jones.

[dcar00 14,897]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

At least Parsons cares….i think.

hopefully he cares enough to leave so that we don't have 80% of the cap tied up in 3 players.

[futureman 22,662]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Didn't that team win the Super Bowl, though?

indeed they did.  that team was relevant and that’s why we remember leon lett for that fuckup.  incidentally lett was a great player… but this team is not relevant and so we will never remember this play or the nameless player who touched the ball. 

[TOR 6,098]

Welp.

See you for the Panthers!

[dcar00 14,897]

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Said this years ago. It’s always been a dumb rule. Blocking a kick or punt should be dead ball or some when it passes the LOS. No return or touching needed. 

no.  dumbasses just need to know the rule or be told the rule by the special teams coach.  this is like the goal line fumble through the end zone rule.  it isn't dumb the players are dumb.

[Pato del Muerto 53,321]

9 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Dumb rule. Blocking a punt should be a reward, not a way to get fucked.

If it gets tipped but goes 25 yards, should that be “rewarded” in any way other than a bad punt?  Again, once it crosses rhthe LOS it’s just a bad punt. 

[tokamak 6,682]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

hopefully he cares enough to leave so that we don't have 80% of the cap tied up in 3 players.

He’ll probably end up in Philly on a below market deal and get 25 sacks next year. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,321]

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

At least Parsons cares….i think.

He is a smart player and expects his professional teammates to be smart players as well. As should the coaches. As should we all. They aren’t making $20 an hour out there. 

[dcar00 14,897]

ha. Jerry's kids get that punt and get one 1st down game they win the game with no time on the clock.  so fucking funny.

[futureman 22,662]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

no.  dumbasses just need to know the rule or be told the rule by the special teams coach.  this is like the goal line fumble through the end zone rule.  it isn't dumb the players are dumb.

yeah it’s pretty basic.  blocked kick or no blocked kick, if the receiving team touches it it’s a live ball.  that player is a dipshit. 

[dcar00 14,897]

Just now, futureman said:

yeah it’s pretty basic.  blocked kick or no blocked kick, if the receiving team touches it it’s a live ball.  that player is a dipshit. 

The get confused because they don't know the difference between a blocked kick that goes beyond the LOS and one that doesn't.    

the special teams coach was explaining to him the rule on the broadcast on the sideline.  you could see the player kind of nodding his head.

Fassel is a fucking idiot.  

[HRSchenker 2,331]

[msucolt45 4,213]

If it gets tipped but goes 25 yards, should that be “rewarded” in any way other than a bad punt?  Again, once it crosses rhthe LOS it’s just a bad punt. 

It’s the same rule in TXHS, CFB, and the NFL. ST coaches meetings should’ve covered the hypothetical scenario. Roughly the same as Lett’s play vs the Dolphins decades ago.

Hook’em!!!

[Gucci_Suit 2,806]

If you look up Cowboys game in the dictionary 

[PittsburghTiger 6,318]

3 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

It’s time.

[The Dog 44,769]

[futureman 22,662]

ufff.  I remember watching it live. 

[Rex Kramer 1,522]

49 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Never seen that before, lol. Thought it should at least have to pass the line to gain. Weird rule.

[Rex Kramer 1,522]

52 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On the flip side. I had chase brown and Jamar chase in my league in first place down 50 points and I’m gonna win lol

I had Burrow and Chase and won 158-157 on that TD. Also, respectfully, nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team so shut the fuck up. 

[Eskimohorn 5,674]

Said this years ago. It’s always been a dumb rule. Blocking a kick or punt should be dead ball or some when it passes the LOS. No return or touching needed. 

No one but Cowboys fans “It’s always been a dumb rule”

[DixonHur 11,938]

44 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He is a smart player and expects his professional teammates to be smart players as well. As should the coaches. As should we all. They aren’t making $20 an hour out there. 

Luckily the dumbass is a fellow Penn State guy so maybe Micah won't torture him before he kills him

[Paper_jam 846]

Every special teams coach from junior high school to the NFL is going to run that game film as a lesson in what not to do with a blocked punt. It will go on the shelf right next to the '93 Leon Lett play.

 

[TOR 6,098]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Too soon.

[TOR 6,098]

We can not has Super Bowl?

[MrBig 5,596]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

We’re going to have to get this gif thread back up and running in the offseason 

[TOR 6,098]

holy shirt balls

[MrBig 5,596]

Homer Simpson saying “Mmmm Turnover” at the end kills me

 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,537]

4 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

Every special teams coach from junior high school to the NFL is going to run that game film as a lesson in what not to do with a blocked punt. It will go on the shelf right next to the '93 Leon Lett play.

 

I bet Jeff Banks won’t. Because he’s a fucking idiot.

[Pimphand 6,261]

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I bet Jeff Banks won’t. Because he’s a fucking idiot.

He's got other things on his mind

[MrBig 5,596]

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I bet Jeff Banks won’t. Because he’s a fucking idiot.

Banks is gonna look at the tape and analyze the punt protection upside down and inside out so he can figure out how to get that monkey off his back. 

[Horn80 6,313]

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

As soon as I saw this picture, flash memory of me screaming get away, get away.

[TonyTexas 10,678]

Jerry Jones and Mr. Burns in the same room.  Same guy theory debunked  

 

Edited December 10 by TonyTexas

[kevwun 16,269]

9 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I had Burrow and Chase and won 158-157 on that TD. Also, respectfully, nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team so shut the fuck up. 

On Lamb's td catch, Eli wondered if he was bobbling it as he went out of the back of the endzone.  Peyton said, I have him on my fantasy team, that was a catch.

[markstanco 12,771]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

ufff.  I remember watching it live. 

Me too, at my Grandmas in Desoto. 

[TonyTexas 10,678]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

ufff.  I remember watching it live. 

I was watching at the swim up bar at the Villa Vera hotel in Acapulco. I remember how happy I was to be warm. 

Edited December 10 by TonyTexas

[Blotto 23,974]

10 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

That's really sad. Did his net worth dip 1%?

[Blotto 23,974]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I was at the swim up bar at the Villa Vera hotel in Acapulco. I remember how happy I was to be warm. 

And the dude next to you was just happy to take a piss.

['stache 22,115]

At least it happened in a year that doesn’t matter. Hope it took some years off Jerry’s life.

[Underdog 29,093]

9-9, baby!

Edited December 10 by Underdog