Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[irishtexan 11692]

Unfuckingbelievable.

[kingkoopa6 8593]

HAHHAHAHHAHA haha we suckk

[TOR 6098]

Of course, I could be wrong.

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

Just now, TOR said:

On the bright side, Carolina probably doesn't have enough time to put up 6.

Bwahahahaga

[boilerhorn 1594]

Hilarious. 

Edit:  seems like Coker is the guy Dallas should have traded for. 

Edited Sunday at 07:24 PM by boilerhorn

[Big Frog II 522]

Back to back dumb ass plays.

[dcar00 14896]

ha ha.  Cooper Rush fucking sucks and that is so typical of the D.

[Patrick Bateman 3965]

LOL..... There's Jerrah's crew.  Unforced error/fumble and blown coverage leads to taking points off the board for the Cowboys and giving the Panthers a TD gift.

Ha, ha, ha...... This team.

[Horn80 6313]

Cowboys are a beating. 

[Gucci_Suit 2801]

Well. Losing is winning. A lot of difference between pick 5 and pick 12. 

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Hecker really likes to FAFO doesn't he? 

[ButtFumble 5246]

25 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I believe that Cooper is our future
Teach him well and let him lead the way
Show him all the beauty he possess inside
Give him a sense of pride to make it easier
Let Cooper's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on me
I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

idiot

[dcar00 14896]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Hecker really likes to FAFO doesn't he? 

they should block his ass into next week on the next kick.  you are the Punter dude....

[Horn80 6313]

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Well. Losing is winning. A lot of difference between pick 5 and pick 12. 

Not with loser GM.

[Knoxtnhorn 6262]

I'll always be a Cowboy fan, but I really, really hate most everything about this team right now.  

Edited Sunday at 07:30 PM by Knoxtnhorn
English is hard

[dcar00 14896]

2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Well. Losing is winning. A lot of difference between pick 5 and pick 12. 

yep. the razor thin path to the playoffs died when they out-bungled the Bungles...

[Gucci_Suit 2801]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Not with loser GM.

I know. I know. Alonzo gif. 

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

70 yarder lol

[kingkoopa6 8593]

Lol

Balls tho 

[Gucci_Suit 2801]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

yep. the razor thin path to the playoffs died when they out-bungled the Bungles...

Yeah, but what would have happened. 

As a lifelong fan of the Boys, the only thing I’m really surprised and broken up about is the Overshown injury. That dude has fun and is a winner- he is what Dallas hasn’t been in forever. But his damn knees. Damn luck. 

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

2 shit teams lol

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

He’s down 

[ButtFumble 5246]

Cooper Rush could be a QB dallas can build around!

[TOR 6098]

The OLine is blocking pretty well, giving Rush some time on the progressions.  

It doesn't matter about draft order, the GM is an idiot.

holy shit that was a dime

[Patrick Bateman 3965]

Cooper vs Carolina.... he's round the opponent he can work over!!!  

[kingkoopa6 8593]

What Jerry thinking ?

[ButtFumble 5246]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

What Jerry thinking ?

playoffs!

[dcar00 14896]

well that was a helluva throw.

[AbeFroman 3090]

Sack city

[Patrick Bateman 3965]

7 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

What Jerry thinking ?

How to drive jersey sales of Cooper Rush's jersey in the pacific rim..... And then.....

[TOR 6098]

Who are these guys wearing the Cowboys uniforms?

[dcar00 14896]

I guess at least we aren't the Panthers

[Lat22 4070]

Bryce Young is as big a bust as they come. 

[DougO 5261]

Hard to tell just how shitty/mediocre this team is. I really thought this would be like a mini-Superbowl for the Panther who had been playing very well, getting their shit together. Instead they shit the bed and the Cowboys look almost borderline good with their backup qb and all the injuries.

I'm afraid Jerry may run it back with McCarthy.

[TOR 6098]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

..... I'm afraid Jerry may run it back with McCarthy.

I can already hear the presser.

[DougO 5261]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

The OLine is blocking pretty well, giving Rush some time on the progressions.  

It doesn't matter about draft order, the GM is an idiot.

holy shit that was a dime

It is weird, they have graded better after all the injuries. Scrubs have outplayed some of the original starters.

[dcar00 14896]

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

Hard to tell just how shitty/mediocre this team is. I really thought this would be like a mini-Superbowl for the Panther who had been playing very well, getting their shit together. Instead they shit the bed and the Cowboys look almost borderline good with their backup qb and all the injuries.

I'm afraid Jerry may run it back with McCarthy.

of course he is.  it is that or take a chance on a younger guy.  He ain't gonna wait on all that.  he thinks if everyone is healthy he's good.  

what he doesn't realize is Dak isn't good enough to pull McCarthy's ass out of the fire in the playoffs.

playing these shitty teams and winning with Cooper Rush isn't helping at all.  they might beat the bucs but likely will get drilled by Wash and Philly because the D is bad against any O with a pulse.

[TOR 6098]

9 minutes ago, DougO said:

It is weird, they have graded better after all the injuries. Scrubs have outplayed some of the original starters.

It would be hilarious if these scrubs won out and took the wildcard spot.   The quarter-billion QB could watch from home.

 

[Patrick Bateman 3965]

3 minutes ago, DougO said:

It is weird, they have graded better after all the injuries. Scrubs have outplayed some of the original starters.

Injuries, schedule and experience.  Zack is sort of beaten down and his ankle was obviously killing him.  Got some young bucks who are some nasty guys.  Also, let's understand, the schedule was absolutely front-loaded.  It was always going to work out if we could survive and be able to be 5-5 or 4-6 and start a run, but then injuries happened.  Giants, Carolina, Bengals who have no defense, Commanders (not bad but young).  I think it's  great though we're learning guys like Bass and Brock Hoffman can play and are getting valuable reps.  Asim Richards somewhat too along with Beebe and Guyton.  The OL, which was pretty lousy to begin the season, with experience and reps, are going to end up being a glimmer of hope.  Possibly a above-average unit to start next year, but schedule has something to do with it.  Also, Rico Dowdle is proving he's a dude.  Maybe not a #1 but not a bad 1b or part of a committee.  He's run his ass off after Fat Thumb stopped fucking around with Zeke.  There is absolutely no reason to reach for a RB, specifically in the first round.  Deep draft for RBs this year.  Definitely should take a RB, but day 2 or early day 3 is fine.

 

[Richard Kimball 1517]

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I believe that Cooper is our future
Teach him well and let him lead the way
Show him all the beauty he possess inside
Give him a sense of pride to make it easier
Let Cooper's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on me
I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

This is either the greatest or stupidest post in the history of surly.

[Rex Kramer 1523]

37 minutes ago, DougO said:

Hard to tell just how shitty/mediocre this team is. I really thought this would be like a mini-Superbowl for the Panther who had been playing very well, getting their shit together. Instead they shit the bed and the Cowboys look almost borderline good with their backup qb and all the injuries.

I'm afraid Jerry may run it back with McCarthy.

I don’t understand why he wouldn’t. 

[Richard Kimball 1517]

27 minutes ago, TOR said:

It would be hilarious if these scrubs won out and took the wildcard spot.   The quarter-billion QB could watch from home.

 

Get your official Dak Prescott playoff jersey!

[Rex Kramer 1523]

31 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

of course he is.  it is that or take a chance on a younger guy.  He ain't gonna wait on all that.  he thinks if everyone is healthy he's good.  

what he doesn't realize is Dak isn't good enough to pull McCarthy's ass out of the fire in the playoffs.

playing these shitty teams and winning with Cooper Rush isn't helping at all.  they might beat the bucs but likely will get drilled by Wash and Philly because the D is bad against any O with a pulse.

You reversed Dak and McCarthy in your middle paragraph. 

It’s not helping our draft status. But it is helping us see how valuable guys are along the DL, for OL development, and Liufau and secondary development. This D is a lot better than they were at the beginning of the season and I’m not sure why. And they already proved they can beat Wash. I expect them to win 2 of last 3. 

The biggest mistakes this franchise made over the last 3 years were terrible trades (Cooper, Lance and Mingo, in that order), doing nothing in free agency from a WR and RB depth standpoint, and signing Dak to that contract. Dak and total lack of 2nd and 3rd receivers are the biggest weaknesses on this team, coaches included. If McCarthy finishes 8-9 after the shit sandwich he was provided by Jones and the injuries this team endured, it is a hell of a coaching job. He and Zimmer both.

Im surprised you haven’t bitched about penalty disparity. I’ve been waiting for it and am disappointed it didn’t come.  

[dcar00 14896]

58 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

You reversed Dak and McCarthy in your middle paragraph. 

 

Im surprised you haven’t bitched about penalty disparity. I’ve been waiting for it and am disappointed it didn’t come.  

nah mccarthy needs his QB to bail him out like Rodgers did for so many years.

as to the penalties - considering 8 of the 14 were typical Dallas pre snap stupidity there wasn't that much disparity. Dallas has a lot of stupid players.  They called holding against both teams. The one hold against us they showed a replay on and it was legit.   Parsons was wrecking shop because Carolina wasn't or couldn't hold him.  The DPI's late were legit-ish.  

[dcar00 14896]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

It would be hilarious if these scrubs won out and took the wildcard spot.   The quarter-billion QB could watch from home.

 

that went out the window with the Bengals. 10-7 had a small chance.  9-8 seems basically zero to me just looking at records but I haven't seen percentages.

[The Dog 44766]

[Rex Kramer 1523]

18 hours ago, dcar00 said:

that went out the window with the Bengals. 10-7 had a small chance.  9-8 seems basically zero to me just looking at records but I haven't seen percentages.

I’d think 10-7 would get in. 9-8 has a small chance. 

I don’t think McCarthy is losing his job. Or at least it wouldn’t surprise me. It’s being discussed heavily in Dallas media. I do think MM has been a good coach, do think he’s done well to somewhat salvaging this season, and do think this board and others are ridiculous in their criticism of him. However, I don’t know how I feel about him being retained. Nobody outside of a Parcells type that can withstand Jerry for more than 5 years, that is given personnel autonomy is going to win big in Dallas. And we know the ego of a Jimmy or Parcells cannot coexist with Jerry for more than 3-4 years, and now really would never entertain accepting the Dallas job. 

So all this goes back to, what’s the best alternative?  A young smart OC that would probably laugh at Jerry?  Yeah, that’d be preferable but it ain’t happening. MM is competent. If we are gonna change something I’d much rather it be QB than HC. 

[kevwun 16268]

The best alternative is a certain super yacht sinking during a family gathering with all souls onboard lost.  Anything short of that doesn't really matter.

Edited yesterday at 05:55 PM by kevwun

[Rex Kramer 1523]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The best alternative is a certain super yacht sinking during a family gathering with all souls onboard lost.

Ok say the Bravo Eugenia goes down. Does Captain Rex go with it?

Lets assume all kids and grandkids go down, and Veruca doesn’t wanna run the team, and Will McClay has indeterminate stewardship of the team. What do you do if you’re McClay?

['stache 22115]

10 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’d think 10-7 would get in. 9-8 has a small chance. 

I don’t think McCarthy is losing his job. Or at least it wouldn’t surprise me. It’s being discussed heavily in Dallas media. I do think MM has been a good coach, do think he’s done well to somewhat salvaging this season, and do think this board and others are ridiculous in their criticism of him. However, I don’t know how I feel about him being retained. Nobody outside of a Parcells type that can withstand Jerry for more than 5 years, that is given personnel autonomy is going to win big in Dallas. And we know the ego of a Jimmy or Parcells cannot coexist with Jerry for more than 3-4 years, and now really would never entertain accepting the Dallas job. 

So all this goes back to, what’s the best alternative?  A young smart OC that would probably laugh at Jerry?  Yeah, that’d be preferable but it ain’t happening. MM is competent. If we are gonna change something I’d much rather it be QB than HC. 

The absolute failure to prepare for and/or adjust during last year's playoff game should have been the death knell. I hate him and his fat fucking face. No faith whatsoever that he's capable of any real success. I agree he'll be back because if he wasn't canned after that attrocity Jerry Jones absolutely will not fire him for failing to make the playoffs this year with the injuires, etc., especially since nobody legitimate would ever consider working for dumbfuck Jerry.Fat Mike has proven to suck absolute shit, so whatever. If we win a Super Bowl with him I'll eat crow (LOL).

Edited yesterday at 06:04 PM by 'stache