Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[dcar00 14972]

rush looks good tonight

[kingkoopa6 8707]

BEAST 

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I like Turpin at running back 

Why?  Like as in a gadget play or with some sort of consistency or as a backup?

[Horn80 6361]

Cowboys playing tonight.

['stache 22143]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Why?  Like as in a gadget play or with some sort of consistency or as a backup?

I wouldn’t call them “gadget” plays but just a different look with different options from time to time. I like it too.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Why?  Like as in a gadget play or with some sort of consistency or as a backup?

As a full time tough yardage between the tackles type guy 

He’s built for it    
 

I like his speed in space 

 

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I wouldn’t call them “gadget” plays but just a different look with different options from time to time. I like it too.

Okay, that's the definition of gadget, but not really the point.  So, if we were to embrace this type of role, where he could play both WR and RB, could you probably cut Deuce Vaughn and call up another WR?  2 real RBs, Luebke, and then Turpin?  Just thinking about how to maybe align the roster next year.

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

JFC.  How do you lose as quickly as Guyton did there?  He hit no one.

Edited 9 hours ago by Patrick Bateman

[AbeFroman 3113]

If my math is correct, 40-0

[Vito Andolini 9450]

Guyton. 🙄

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

I'll say it..... thank god we have Trey Lance on our roster instead of Bucky Irving.  I mean, we couldn't use that guy at all.

 

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

Damone Clark was in the hole unblocked on 3rd and inches and let the back basically just slide off him for a yard and half.  Probably why he lost all of his playing time and won't be on the roster next year.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Defense still sucks 

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

55 just made Tampa his bitch and rubbed his bits in his face 

[Hate 20249]

Anyone else hope they convert 0 3rd downs so they have to kick FG’s all game? Aubrey is a machine. He makes it look effortless.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Tolbert is starting to show signs 

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

CeeDee started slow but man the guy is a baller.  Frankly, we probably need to IR him for his own good...... I know he'll probably want to get out there again, but he does us no good if he hurts his shoulder to the point he'll always have a gimpy wing.  We see you, CeeDee, now it's time to retreat and fight another day.

 

[Horn80 6361]

What statement Collinsworth?  They are fucking eliminated from the playoffs.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Our secondary is Ass

[LonghornJudas 1138]

I don’t get it. Parsons is just getting mauled pretty much every play. It’s the only reason Baker got that pass off.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Aubrey is the nfl MVP

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

This defense is pure ass 

[dcar00 14972]

tampa ball...christ almighty.

[Horn80 6361]

Tampa’s ball.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

How the fuck do you not recover that.  We are fucking stupid 

[dcar00 14972]

27 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

I don’t get it. Parsons is just getting mauled pretty much every play. It’s the only reason Baker got that pass off.

I'm sure Watt and a few others get held like crazy but Parsons has to be very high up there but it's rarely called.

[dcar00 14972]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do you not recover that.  We are fucking stupid 

it's like someone has never done the fumble drill before.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

That’s a Dallas season in a nut shell type of play 

Was waiting for an automatic first down penalty flag

[TOR 6129]

QB controversy.  There, I said it.

[satyanash 15608]

Can't say it enough, Aubrey is something else.

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

I will say, the OL (and yes a good chunk is opponent) has really started to gel.  Everyone has really just got in the groove.  They're still not elite or anything but they're a 2 or 3 levels better than where they were in October.  Experience pays off and really great to see.  Guyton still has a ways to go.

Aubrey.....  Cowboys MVP!  I think Lamb may be out the rest of the game..... maybe Tolbert too!

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Trade Dak for picks. Develop rush. Protect Aubrey at all costs 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I will say, the OL (and yes a good chunk is opponent) has really started to gel.  Everyone has really just got in the groove.  They're still not elite or anything but they're a 2 or 3 levels better than where they were in October.  Experience pays off and really great to see.  Guyton still has a ways to go.

Aubrey.....  Cowboys MVP!  I think Lamb may be out the rest of the game..... maybe Tolbert too!

Looked like on that deep ball he broke his finger or something 

[TOR 6129]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Trade Dak for picks. Develop rush. Protect Aubrey at all costs 

Looked like on that deep ball he broke his finger or something 

You do know who the GM is, right?

[Steamboat1874 4358]

I must say I am very impressed with the effort from these guys, and not just tonight, but all season.

They play their fucking asses off, even though there is nothing to play for now.

Hats off to Coach McCarthy and his staff for that.

Been a tough year for injuries.

[dcar00 14972]

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

QB controversy.  There, I said it.

this games isn't over but will be funny if he beats Philly and Wash to end the season.

[dcar00 14972]

no holding there...too funny

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Dallas waits til they’re  eliminated. To start playing well 

Edited 7 hours ago by Sgt Hulk

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

The cowboys look like 3 year olds against screen plays. 

[dcar00 14972]

must be nice knowing that if you get to the other team's 40 you have about a 90% shot of getting points.

he's missed more XP's than he has 50+

[C-Man 27779]

QB controversy.  There, I said it.

I can’t believe it but Rush has actually turned into an extremely good backup NFL qb.

[satyanash 15608]

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Dallas waits til they’re  eliminated. To start playing well 

Kind of like how Tom Herman waited until we had lost to Iowa State and were out of Big 12 title contention to unleash the Bijan + Rojo combo.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Their run defense is legit AF 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Been in and out on the game tonight. Is Lamb out the rest of the game? Asking as a fantasy owner in the playoffs. 

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Second and 19 and you run that play hahaha

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Their run defense is legit AF 

Feels like Bowles is ensuring they stop the run but by doing so, he's opening them up on the 2nd level...... Tampa's secondary is just okay statistically.  

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Been in and out on the game tonight. Is Lamb out the rest of the game? Asking as a fantasy owner in the playoffs. 

I'm going to guess so..... He hasn't played this half and his shoulder is really hurting.  

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Holy shit what a tackle. 

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Can we get a safety lol

[dcar00 14972]

our DL needs to complain about holding by throwing their arms around.  we should get one.

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

Man..... now we're getting turnovers!!!!

Fuck.  Looks like he's down.

[dcar00 14972]

2 out of the 4 highlights they showed of Parsons were him in a choke hold