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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again


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I think it’s pretty clear that, no matter what intentions McCarthy had when he started in Dallas, the last couple of years were just about stroking Jerry’s ego and cashing them checks. Good for him. That’s the best anyone can do with this clown show. 

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20 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

So if Prime goes to Dallas, does CU have any transfers we'd be interested in? 

 


If this happens I’m officially done. After 44 years I have endured Danny White, the early Jimmy Johnson years, the Switzer era, Dave Campo, Quincy Fucking Carter, Drew Bledsoe’s corpse, The Ginger and now Fat Fucking Retard McCarthy but if Jerry hires Deion that’s my breaking point. 

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


If this happens I’m officially done. After 44 years I have endured Danny White, the early Jimmy Johnson years, the Switzer era, Dave Campo, Quincy Fucking Carter, Drew Bledsoe’s corpse, The Ginger and now Fat Fucking Retard McCarthy but if Jerry hires Deion that’s my breaking point. 

I'm interested in how you made it through Barry Switzer as head coach but Deion is a bridge too far.

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


If this happens I’m officially done. After 44 years I have endured Danny White, the early Jimmy Johnson years, the Switzer era, Dave Campo, Quincy Fucking Carter, Drew Bledsoe’s corpse, The Ginger and now Fat Fucking Retard McCarthy but if Jerry hires Deion that’s my breaking point. 

I love watching the Cowboy’s endlessly entertaining clown show. And I also feel sorry for Cowboy’s fans. Both things can be true. 

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1 minute ago, John Coctostan said:

I'm interested in how you made it through Barry Switzer as head coach but Deion is a bridge too far.


I was in high school for Switzer and the glow of three super bowls was still on the team. Deion’s shameless and nonstop self promoting will be the last straw. 

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9 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


If this happens I’m officially done. After 44 years I have endured Danny White, the early Jimmy Johnson years, the Switzer era, Dave Campo, Quincy Fucking Carter, Drew Bledsoe’s corpse, The Ginger and now Fat Fucking Retard McCarthy but if Jerry hires Deion that’s my breaking point. 

Sounds like you enjoyed the Chad Hutchinson era

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10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


If this happens I’m officially done. After 44 years I have endured Danny White, the early Jimmy Johnson years, the Switzer era, Dave Campo, Quincy Fucking Carter, Drew Bledsoe’s corpse, The Ginger and now Fat Fucking Retard McCarthy but if Jerry hires Deion that’s my breaking point. 

Jerry will hire Deion.  No doubt.

They cut the phone lines when he wanted to draft Johnny Football instead of Zack Martin, but all the guardrails are gone now.

The Deion era starts this month.

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Jerry will hire Deion.  No doubt.
They cut the phone lines when he wanted to draft Johnny Football instead of Zack Martin, but all the guardrails are gone now.
The Deion era starts this month.

Lot of chatter to that end tonight.

If Jerry does it, I’m gonna go full Jerry (Seinfeld) on the deal.

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32 minutes ago, statsman said:

The mid day 1310 show was speculating whether Sark would want the job. Har de fucking har. Like he would really pass on coaching Arch Manning so he could “coach” Dak Prescott under the watchful eye of Jerry Jones. 

While possibly taking a pay cut

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So, people think Jerry at this stage of his life is really going to hire one of the few dickheads in the known universe that has an even more of a bloated ego than his own? Someone who is going to demand all credit for any potential Cowboys success?

I don't see it. But it gets people yapping and clicking on links. 

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Isn’t that why he’d do it? Eyeballs, clicks, interest = $$$$$$

He will play it up and tease like he's super interested and gonna hire Deion for that reason, but ultimately won't do it. He'll end up hiring Kellen Moore or some stupid shit.

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It’s dumb to assume Deion can’t be a good NFL head coach. I’d take him over Zimmer, Moore, or the other potato personalities that are the likely hire. But as has been said he’d take too much attention from Jerry and would never happen. Plus we ain’t trading up for Shedeur. Probably a Rooney Rule phone call.

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2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

One other person who could save the Cowboys

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I'm still trying to figure out why cowboys fans think his dipshit son will do a better job running that circus. He's like Jerrah, except with no success on his own merits, correct? 

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12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm still trying to figure out why cowboys fans think his dipshit son will do a better job running that circus. He's like Jerrah, except with no success on his own merits, correct? 

So he’s gonna be twice the attention whore and half the “competence,” as it stands with most nepobabies in business 

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