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On 1/16/2025 at 10:42 AM, tbone_ said:

Because that’s really what fans want from their football team.

Hey, we can’t actually be good, so let’s just make it rasslin. 

I'd be willing to debate you that WWNFL with Jerrah and Deion as heels is more interesting to a lot of part time Cowboy fans like me, not to mention the Mexican contingent than the current dead horse beatings being shuffled out.

So, in a lot of ways, sadly, yes.

If my team ain't winning shit at least entertain me with some Telenovas action.

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22 hours ago, Drew said:

And THIS is all it's really about...

Jerruh will drag this to the SB if he can and maybe after.  He'd announce it at Half time so the entire 2nd half is spent talking about it.

BTW I'm in team "fuck it" and bring in Deion for the circus. Go full tilt.

 

BUT the only way that works is if Deion can get a real OC and DC in here.  Maybe Zimmer would stay(if people don't hate that) for Deion for a year.

I've said it before, Jones is the Trump of professional football. It has to ALL be about him, 24/7. I agree, bring in Sanders. 

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21 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd be willing to debate you that WWNFL with Jerrah and Deion as heels is more interesting to a lot of part time Cowboy fans like me, not to mention the Mexican contingent than the current dead horse beatings being shuffled out.

So, in a lot of ways, sadly, yes.

If my team ain't winning shit at least entertain me with some Telenovas action.

Jerry isn’t a heel though. He’s just a dumbass when it comes to football. 

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1 hour ago, Iceman said:

Jerry isn’t a heel though. He’s just a dumbass when it comes to football. 

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Riley) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

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29 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Reilly) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

Deion gives me hope...for calamity.  Jerry guarantees it.

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1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I've said it before, Jones is the Trump of professional football. It has to ALL be about him, 24/7. I agree, bring in Sanders. 

he's not hiring Prime because once he does it will all be about Prime, not Jerrah. He'll fire him within 2 years. 

Jerrah MUST be the center of attention. 

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59 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Riley) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

Excited Ric Flair GIF

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1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I read in the Dallas paper that because Jerry just spent over 200 million on a 32 year old QB that his focus should be on a QB whisper. Someone like Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury. 

 

35 minutes ago, The Dog said:

he's not hiring Prime because once he does it will all be about Prime, not Jerrah. He'll fire him within 2 years. 

Jerrah MUST be the center of attention. 

Lane would do it , but probably conflicts with the second premise here 

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On 1/16/2025 at 3:35 PM, TejasPedro said:

Are the cowboys exempt from following the Mickey Rooney Rule? So far I haven’t seen anyone under 6 foot interview for the job.

I wonder if there will ever be a Rooneyson rule? Does Dat coach? 

If Kellen Moore is really 6-foot then I have a 14-inch pecker.

And he's a total fraud as a coach.

 

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No shit- should’ve fired McCarthy after the Green Bay debacle last year and let Quinn take over.

It was DQ’s defense that was a gaping vagina vs Green Bay last season. Totally embarrassing that they couldn’t get off the field, besides a TV time out.

Hook’em!!!
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11 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


It was DQ’s defense that was a gaping vagina vs Green Bay last season. Totally embarrassing that they couldn’t get off the field, besides a TV time out.

Hook’em!!!

Dan knew he was out the door. Held his interviews didn’t care about the game. 
 

Dan said fuck Jerry. And prolly gave pack the d script just to stick it to Jerry 

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On 1/17/2025 at 11:48 AM, Brandywine said:

I read in the Dallas paper that because Jerry just spent over 200 million on a 32 year old QB that his focus should be on a QB whisper. Someone like Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury. 

Probably a bit overkill, but folks are chirping about this...... If they decide to extend Osa and Parsons then this will get pretty even, just the way the contracts match up now with Tank coming off the books and CeeDee and Dak going on it.  Stuff like this ebbs and flows generally.

 

45 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Can we not get Dan Quinn back. 
 

wtf 

No... we can't. 

13 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Dan knew he was out the door. Held his interviews didn’t care about the game. 
 

Dan said fuck Jerry. And prolly gave pack the d script just to stick it to Jerry 

Hook em !

If true, then says something about the man..... Fuck that.  Detroit's defense being injured to hell is helping the Commanders a ton.  And the fact that Detroit is getting Gared Joff tonight.  

Here's a reason why I don't think Deion and Jerrah could work together..... they have huge differences in approach.  Jerrahs' new cheapness is more Stephen driven but this isn't going away.  

 

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20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Fuck Dan Quinn. He can eat a dick. That’ll never change.

Why? He was coaching for fucking losers in Dallas and his defenses led them to 12-5 3 straight years. 

He's a damn good coach. He was smart to get the hell away from the Joneses. 

Washington showing what getting rid of toxic ownership, and getting owners who hire football people and stay out of the way can do. 

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Just now, Hermanator said:

Look familiar? 

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Cemented as the 2 biggest loser, choker, worst franchises in the NFL for 29 years. 

Cowboys sit atop the NFC loser board now.

Detroit made it to the NFC championship last year.

Cowboys won't sniff it for another 5 years, minimum, if they're lucky.

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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Why? He was coaching for fucking losers in Dallas and his defenses led them to 12-5 3 straight years. 

He's a damn good coach. He was smart to get the hell away from the Joneses. 

Washington showing what getting rid of toxic ownership, and getting owners who hire football people and stay out of the way can do. 

Because fuck him, that’s why, Green Bay was unforgivable.

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4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Because fuck him, that’s why, Green Bay was unforgivable.

Because of 1 game? Where everyone on the team didn't show up and the 240 million $$$ QB shit his pants like Hudson Card? Nah, fuck that. 

Dan Quinn is a true G. Amazing job getting to the NFC title game with a rookie QB. 

Shout out to Biadasz and every former Cowboy on that squad. They finally got to a place where winning isn't prohibited by natural law

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s 15-16 nfc teams and all but 4 of them had been to the nfc championship game in the last 10 years?

and the grossman/manning years for Chicago and ny feel so much longer ago than 2011 and 2013. 

Grossman Chicago Super Bowl year was 2006/2007. The season Romo dropped the snap

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48 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

Would DQ have won that game tonight (and last week too) with Dak at QB instead of Jayden Daniels?

Damn sure not with the D he had in Dallas.

Hey, great news: All of Detroit's hot assistant coaches are available now!

LOL

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On 1/17/2025 at 10:48 AM, Brandywine said:

I read in the Dallas paper that because Jerry just spent over 200 million on a 32 year old QB that his focus should be on a QB whisper. Someone like Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury. 

I think Riley's buyout is like $90MM or something.  he is not an option and people should stop mentioning him.

 

2 hours ago, D_Goose said:

Would DQ have won that game tonight (and last week too) with Dak at QB instead of Jayden Daniels?

no.

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11 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


It was DQ’s defense that was a gaping vagina vs Green Bay last season. Totally embarrassing that they couldn’t get off the field, besides a TV time out.

Hook’em!!!

Dam Prescott had under 90 fucking yards at half and 2 INTs. One was a pick 6.

 

the defense was bad. Dak was far far worse

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10 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Prescott had under 90 fucking yards at half and 2 INTs. One was a pick 6.

it was absolutely ridiculous and unacceptable, in an elimination game.  it was sad and embarrassing.  and before even taking another snap he was rewarded with more annual money than anyone who ever played the sport. 

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9 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

This says it all.

Jerry the Businessman should fire Jerry the GM but he won’t. He only wants to win if he can claim 100% of the credit. Otherwise it’s just a publicity money making circus that no one fears and is a fucking joke. 

Yes but Jerry doesn't see he's the problem. It's just bad luck or injuries or bad coaching or lack of good free agent options or any number of things other than himself and his idiot cap managing son. 

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