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It was definitely the B or C team. The ones that need whatever they pay to do a corporate gig in Chicago in February.

Tbh I thought they were impersonators but alas they autographed and passed out actual DCC posters.

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2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

It was definitely the B or C team. The ones that need whatever they pay to do a corporate gig in Chicago in February.

Tbh I thought they were impersonators but alas they autographed and passed out actual DCC posters.

Honestly the Highland Belles (really good HS dance team) look considerably better than that. 

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On 2/6/2025 at 9:56 PM, BearSchlong said:

Tonight my daughters ad firm (worlds biggest creative agency) threw a big super bowl party for their clients in Chicago.

The entertainment?

You guessed it. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Not like they are gonna be needed anywhere near a Super Bowl anytime soon.

 

 

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Why are they throwing a Super Bowl party in a city where and on a day when the game is not happening? Are they going to have a CFP party in College Station in June? 

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He doesn’t even have to use the curtains.  Put a super dark ceramic film on the doors like I have on my car and problem is solved.  
 

it’s only a problem on 330pm games.  Based on how shitty this team is likely to be for the rest of the Dak years he’ll be getting up early on most

20 hours ago, General Colt said:

Great observations by Peyton Hendershot. Also, eat shit and die, Jerry, you narcissistic cunt.

Former Dallas Cowboy Peyton Hendershot questions priority of winning in Dallas - Blogging The Boys

Hendershot has his opinion and Star tours of weight rooms is stupid but the Chiefs consistently score low on player surveys for their practice facilities and amenities.  The difference in the chiefs and cowboys is the same as it was with the patriots.  One: strong QB/Coach synergy plus front office expertise vs decades of Larry, Moe, and Curly in those roles.  And the dismal prospect that Curly has been replaced by Joe, bypassing Shemp.

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What a “front office”

Dallas fired the best head coach they’ve ever had and got lucky and won another superbowl without him. Then it’s literally been dogshit since.

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This Super Bowl just shows what well run organizations do. The Cowboys are a garbage organization run in a garbage way by a garbage front office. Until Jerry Jones dies, they aren't ever going to to do anything of note in the NFL.

 

I hate that the human turd that jerry is has made me completely and totally apathetic to what the Cowboys do. It will likely be that way for a long damn time.

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Why are they throwing a Super Bowl party in a city where and on a day when the game is not happening? Are they going to have a CFP party in College Station in June? 

Because they are an ad agency and were entertaining customers who spent many millions on super bowl ads and media buys. The key point is that once again an iconic Dallas Cowboys brand was utilized not because of any contemporary competitive football-related relevance, but because their historic glamour still holds novelty interest, if not vague brand recognition to league and network partners.
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Because they are an ad agency and were entertaining customers who spent many millions on super bowl ads and media buys. The key point is that once again an iconic Dallas Cowboys brand was utilized not because of any contemporary competitive football-related relevance, but because their historic glamour still holds novelty interest, if not vague brand recognition to league and network partners.

2 years ago, my company threw a holiday customer party at the Star in Frisco. I didn't bother to fly in, mainly because being around anything cowboys related would have just pissed me off, especially any fake-assed platitudes about winning or tradition or photos of Staubach or Aikman.

Apologies for being a cunt, Iggles SB win put me in a surly mood.
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I would put money on any of the teams in the draft top 4 this , Titans, Browns, Giants, Pats, to win a Super Bowl ahead of the Cowboys.

Giants and Pats for sure, but Titans or Browns? God could it possibly be THAT bad?
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8 minutes ago, futureman said:

you think stephen is going to bring the winning culture?

Correct answer. It’s not about Jerry; it’s about the Jones family in general. They are to football what the McMahon family is to pro wrestling. All about the sizzle, none about the steak.

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On 2/7/2025 at 11:21 PM, futureman said:

I meant they are more talented and also smarter.  good kids, basically. 

Nice recovery.  Let us know how the FBI judges score your dismount?

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8 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

Only Jerry Jones could turn the most valuable sports franchise in the world into a perennial also ran.

Not hard to see how when Jones drafted Mazi Smith in first round and signed him for 4 years at 13 million with 6.6 million signing bonus.

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16 hours ago, naija said:

He is officially going senile. To be truly surprised the Cowboys aren't in the Super Bowl is living in an alternate reality

Any other roster spend 3x as much for offensive players compared to defense and also have both lines be average/bad? Nothing could be less shocking. It’s amazing he could be in football for 30+ years and still be clueless 

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4 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Not hard to see how when Jones drafted Mazi Smith in first round and signed him for 4 years at 13 million with 6.6 million signing bonus.

Taco Charlton says hi.

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16 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Correct answer. It’s not about Jerry; it’s about the Jones family in general. They are to football what the McMahon family is to pro wrestling. All about the sizzle, none about the steak.

The issue is Stephen.  He’s been running the real roster day to day for a while.  Jerry explained it all on landman.  He bought a business he could run with his kids.  Could have been a Rv park or a cheese factory or a football team.  A family business with an unending stream of cash will not change will not change; I’ve worked for too many of them.  He will excuse Stephen’s failings as part of loving his family.  He feels zero fucks for the fans.  He is too close to his players who are part of the family.  He doesn’t look in the mirror and question the previous 30 years.  

ownership will pass seamlessly to the kids.  They already own a chunk.  Please God give Charlotte to strength to fire Stephen and hire a rock star GM.  

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The issue is Stephen.  He’s been running the real roster day to day for a while.  Jerry explained it all on landman.  He bought a business he could run with his kids.  Could have been a Rv park or a cheese factory or a football team.  A family business with an unending stream of cash will not change will not change; I’ve worked for too many of them.  He will excuse Stephen’s failings as part of loving his family.  He feels zero fucks for the fans.  He is too close to his players who are part of the family.  He doesn’t look in the mirror and question the previous 30 years.  
ownership will pass seamlessly to the kids.  They already own a chunk.  Please God give Charlotte to strength to fire Stephen and hire a rock star GM.  

I hear satire.

Then, no satire.

Then satire.
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On 2/9/2025 at 3:44 PM, demos said:

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Bwahahahahahahahaha

Joe Namath was jealous of Jerry's guarantee that Dallas would NOT be in the SB for the foreseeable future.

 

What a fucking clown.

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Not thrilled with Ken Dorsey on the staff, but hopefully not a real high leverage position. 

But the new receivers coach gets a pretty decent endorsement. The Cowboys definitely needed a change in developing receivers.

 

https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/2025/02/10/cowboys-junior-adams-wr-coach-cooper-kupp/

While at Eastern Washington for five seasons, Adams played a key role in the development of an undersized and seldom-used pass-catcher named Cooper Kupp into a premier NFL-caliber talent.

Kupp has called Adams “the best there is” and said that no coach has ever had a greater impact on him than Adams.

“As hard as he can be on you, I think he sees more in people than they see in themselves a lot of the time,” Kupp once told Mike Vorel of the Seattle Times. “I think he sees the best in people as well, and he wants to bring that out. He definitely pushed me and really forced me to accept the fact that I could be greater than what my own thoughts were.

“I really credit a lot of my mindset and the way that I’ve gone about my whole career – the mindset I’ve taken into my training, into my preparation – I credit a lot of that to Coach Adams.”

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