Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Wally Pryor 5261]

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

Don't worry guys, no one in Dallas media will call him out on this bullshit.

Lulz. Call him out on what that the entire national media hasn't already?

Is there something else you'd like to see laid out above and beyond "a comical, carnival barker, showman masquerading as a National Football League general manager". 

There's more. I know.

[AbeFroman 2177]

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

Don't worry guys, no one in Dallas media will call him out on this bullshit.

He is constantly called out on his shit.  It's not about people not calling him out, he doesn't care at an atmospheric level.

[Rholl 218]

Jerry doesnt care!  93,000 +,in attendance today.

I wish Dak would start referring to Jerry as “the old dumbass”.  to the media.

[Rex Kramer 1338]

1 minute ago, Rholl said:

Jerry doesnt care!  93,000 +,in attendance today.

I wish Dak would start referring to Jerry as “the old dumbass”.  to the media.

He cares. He’s insanely thin-skinned. If he wasn’t he’d have ceded control to a football GM and have put up curtains.  He desperately wants to be known as the football man that did it HIS way despite the critics. It matters more to him about any gate. 

[tokamak 6430]

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

3-14 is absolutely on the table.  these guys are going to quit and start making business decisions.

“Going to”?

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

[Hermanator 7050]

15 minutes ago, tokamak said:

“Going to”?

Yep, that second half was a lot of quit. The eagles started doing bits they got so bored. 

If they don't change out McCarthy then the quit will be full steam ahead. You can't just let the same thing happen every week with no changes unless you want full roster level quit 

[Pam Cummings 9641]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

We've created a world where he benefits from being garbage.

[gofuckyourself 8239]

3 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

And you had Jimmy Johnson in 89, not a bloated turd disguised as a head coach.

And Jerry when he was, what? Just 70 years old or so and still and young and humble and willing to defer to people who knew football, instead of the arrogant 104 year old astronomer he's become, debating the movement of stars and planets to justify the failings of his rotten macaroni brain.

[Rholl 218]

46 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

He cares. He’s insanely thin-skinned. If he wasn’t he’d have ceded control to a football GM and have put up curtains.  He desperately wants to be known as the football man that did it HIS way despite the critics. It matters more to him about any gate. 

If he cared he would have hung a curtain yrs ago…. he would have turned things over long ago….. so yes he cares,  about saying I told you so…….. winning is somewhere down the priority list.

[Blotto 23509]

Goddamn.....that nonsense about the sun might be the dumbest shit I can remember that tool rambling on about, and he's provided a metric ton of shit over the years. That mfer is almost braindead. Its glorious. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

 

they already have the fucking curtains !!!!!

 

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

2 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Ticket guys do. But to answer @PittsburghTiger, yes, credentials would get revoked. DMN best writers have to tread carefully. And, it wouldn’t matter. Jerry would change nothing, and would have sellouts. Cowboys fans, true diehards, are absolute morons. They’re typically tatted up adults that wear jerseys. The pics in this thread are very representative of the season ticket holders. 

Jerry’s comments about the sun are so retarded. And yes, I’d be in total favor or imploding that abortion of a stadium. Everything about the Cowboys is so laughably bad. This season has been glorious. 

I find that to be pretty sad. I’ve been going to games/events with credentials for over 30 years.  I’ve been on the inside and outside as a writer and always viewed my duty just to write what I saw & what happened.
 

 I never had to cover the Steelers as a weekly writer, just some features over the years, so that was easy but, I wrote about Pitt Football through some of the worst games, ever (go back and look at our 1996 season and see how epically horrendous that was), and I did have to parse words and not let feelings get involved. 
 

Just stick to the facts,  I reckon, and you won’t get in trouble.  Now, columnists have a much different row to hoe than guys who cover every day.

[Rex Kramer 1338]

35 minutes ago, Rholl said:

If he cared he would have hung a curtain yrs ago…. he would have turned things over long ago….. so yes he cares,  about saying I told you so…….. winning is somewhere down the priority list.

No doubt it’s gotta be HIS way. That is the key thing. He’ll never buckle to pressure about anything. 

[dcar00 14208]

he is going to go down as the worst owner the cowboys have ever had. Art Modell was a better owner

[Texzilla58 4735]

7 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ok.  I get it.  Injuries and a backup QB.  But, can they at least try something different?  Running up the middle and throwing 1 yard passes DOES NOT FUCKING WORK.  Put in Lance (at least for the mobility) or throw the ball down the field.

Just throw it deep.  Might get a catch.  Might get a pi.  Might get a int same as a punt.  Those stupid sw g passes fat Mike lives don’t work these days.  At least for this ceew

[Texzilla58 4735]

2 hours ago, Rholl said:

If he cared he would have hung a curtain yrs ago…. he would have turned things over long ago….. so yes he cares,  about saying I told you so…….. winning is somewhere down the priority list.

Curtains have been there since the first year.  McCartney concert required.  Metallica last year was totally sealed of.  Total darkness.

[Longboard Horn 40323]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

I hope his last days are as miserable a they can be....for a multi-billionaire. 

[Longboard Horn 40323]

 

[SurlyBDR 22791]

[SameSame 1704]

If they had balls and brains they would blow it up and trade everyone they could and start over, and I mean everyone, Micah, Zack, Dak, Ceedee etc..

The big problem with that is now you're counting on a group you know to be incompetent, to not get fleeced on every trade and to make useful draft picks with what they get in return.

 

[Horn80 6122]

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

If they had balls and brains they would blow it up and trade everyone they could and start over, and I mean everyone, Micah, Zack, Dak, Ceedee etc..

The big problem with that is now you're counting on a group you know to be incompetent, to not get fleeced on every trade and to make useful draft picks with what they get in return.

 

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[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

Re: Curtain-gate, it's clear why Jerrah won't use them during late afternoon games: he thinks the glare of the sun is an advantage that will intimidate the opposition.  I'm sure somewhere over the past 15 years there have been a handful of times where the Cowboys benefited from their opponent losing the ball in the sun. Maybe it even tilted a game Dallas' way once. But ol' Jerrah is oblivious to his own team being hamstrung by this stupidity and is doubling down in hopes of it being the difference in a playoff game with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line. 

He'd rather make it harder for his own team to have success week in and week out on the chance of hitting the jackpot in January where he could then turn around and crow about how brilliant his design and facility management is. That's it. Don't overthink it.

[tokamak 6430]

18 minutes ago, SameSame said:

If they had balls and brains they would blow it up and trade everyone they could and start over, and I mean everyone, Micah, Zack, Dak, Ceedee etc..

The big problem with that is now you're counting on a group you know to be incompetent, to not get fleeced on every trade and to make useful draft picks with what they get in return.

 

Exactly. There’s no hope in tearing it down to the ground because we’re stuck with the front office that just traded a meaningful pick for the worst team in the league’s 4th string WR.

[tokamak 6430]

I kinda love the idea that the architect couldn’t be bothered to rotate the plans for the stadium 90 degrees, because fuck it, he got his money so who cares? It’s a perfect microcosm for the Cowboys as an organization. 

[Dr Fear 1268]

I kinda love the idea that the architect couldn’t be bothered to rotate the plans for the stadium 90 degrees, because fuck it, he got his money so who cares? It’s a perfect microcosm for the Cowboys as an organization. 

I think this was a known issue but Jerry preferred the current way it looks from the street.

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

23 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I kinda love the idea that the architect couldn’t be bothered to rotate the plans for the stadium 90 degrees, because fuck it, he got his money so who cares? It’s a perfect microcosm for the Cowboys as an organization. 

Pretty sure it had to be oriented E/W b/c of existing underground infrastructure that would prevent the underground anchoring that the stadium required. 

[Gene Parmesan 4007]

18 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Pretty sure it had to be oriented E/W b/c of existing underground infrastructure that would prevent the underground anchoring that the stadium required. 

I doubt it was even considered, but regardless of orientation, in the architect's mind the issue would be easily mitigated with curtains.

 

57 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Re: Curtain-gate, it's clear why Jerrah won't use them during late afternoon games: he thinks the glare of the sun is an advantage that will intimidate the opposition.  I'm sure somewhere over the past 15 years there have been a handful of times where the Cowboys benefited from their opponent losing the ball in the sun. Maybe it even tilted a game Dallas' way once. But ol' Jerrah is oblivious to his own team being hamstrung by this stupidity and is doubling down in hopes of it being the difference in a playoff game with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line. 

He'd rather make it harder for his own team to have success week in and week out on the chance of hitting the jackpot in January where he could then turn around and crow about how brilliant his design and facility management is. That's it. Don't overthink it.

He won't close the curtains because the media/fans brought it up first and it made him look bad.  He thinks keeping them open is dunking on the media.

[Horndog 2228]

13 hours ago, mdmost said:

LOL. This stupid fucking dildo. Just die already. And I'd totally vote to implode that fucking place. 

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They also knew where the sun would be when they built the damn stadium. 

[Horndog 2228]

8 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I doubt it was even considered, but regardless of orientation, in the architect's mind the issue would be easily mitigated with curtains.

 

He won't close the curtains because the media/fans brought it up first and it made him look bad.  He thinks keeping them open is dunking on the media.

Maybe this should be added as an option for winning the coin toss: kick, receive, defer, select a field direction, or close the curtains. 

[AbeFroman 2177]

Houston is -7 next week.  I can't for the life of me see that being a close game.  That looks like too easy of a bet.

[Quagmire 2147]

He knows they have curtains yet still made that stupid ass statement , so typical

[Ghost of LL 15531]

41 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Pretty sure it had to be oriented E/W b/c of existing underground infrastructure that would prevent the underground anchoring that the stadium required. 

I think that's right.  But at the same time, that doesn't really answer the question--underground infrastructure could've been moved.  They moved plenty of roads in that area to accommodate various stadium projects--some water lines and fiberoptic cable shouldn't have stood in the way.

I think the real answer is that he wanted it on an axis to open onto The Ballpark in Arlington.  Jerry wanted his stadium and its big glass wall to glower down on the perpetually cellar-dwelling Rangers.

Of course, now the Rangers have a new stadium that is off that axis.  The former Ballpark is now home to some minor-league football team, which really causes one to wonder about a future in which the NFL embraces relegation.

18 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

He won't close the curtains because the media/fans brought it up first and it made him look bad.  He thinks keeping them open is dunking on the media.

This is the answer.  This is 100% the answer.

[jdhorn92 1549]

Watch them close the curtains and they win that game, he'll make it seem like he had a hand in the W.

[Jive Turkey 12598]

9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I think the real answer is that he wanted it on an axis to open onto The Ballpark in Arlington.  Jerry wanted his stadium and its big glass wall to glower down on the perpetually cellar-dwelling Rangers.

Of course, now the Rangers have a new stadium that is off that axis.  The former Ballpark is now home to some minor-league football team, which really causes one to wonder about a future in which the NFL embraces relegation.

Yep.  It was definitely an alpha move by Jerry.  Oh, you’ve been in Arlington since 1972?  Who the fuck cares.  You ain’t won shit. We’re the Dallas Cowboys.  This is our big ass stadium.

The beauty is that since AT&T Stadium opened, the Cowboys haven’t won shit and the Rangers have 3 ALCS titles and 1 World Series title.  And now their own shiny new retractable roof stadium.  

I’ve been to AT&T Stadium twice in my life, even though I am 40 minutes away.  I went to a Cowboys pre-season game using free tickets from a friend, just to say I’ve been to the stadium.  And a Guns N Roses concert that was decent.  The sound wasn’t great, but neither was Axl’s voice.  I don’t have any plans to ever go back.  I don’t want to give Jerry any more money.

[dcar00 14208]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I wonder if the trophy he is talking about is the famous Divisional Playoff Round trophy. 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[DanTheHorn 4925]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

If he wasn't such a douche this could have been funny. Now if he did one with an OU shirt on that would be funny.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Why hasn’t he used this as an opportunity to add a corporate sponsorship from oakleys or blu-blockers and have them put their lens material on that part of the stajum?

[RPM 26321]

 

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

[Beau Vine 54230]

[gsoda3 3261]

['stache 21815]

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck it, I'm all for anything different, no more old fat fucking retreads. 

[DixonHur 11304]

51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Deion is going wherever Shedeur is drafted... it will be a combo package. 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Deion is going wherever Shedeur is drafted... it will be a combo package. 

[Underdog 28633]

[Blotto 23509]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said: