Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[dcar00 14,113]

Jerruh deserves every bit of this.  ruined a once great franchise, straight to the toilet because he is a football idiot.

[Gucci_Suit 2,634]

It’s not that this team is historically bad. They might be, I do not know. 

But this is the clownishist clown-ass clown team and organization that has ever existed in the NFL. 

Everything that casual fans said would happen 7 months ago. And after the draft. Is what happened. 

Everyone can see it except clown Jones. Clown Dak. Clown parsons. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Ferguson said fuck it. I’m out too 

[kingkoopa6 8,342]

That was a weird looking name otototoo?

[dcar00 14,113]

he's only a franchise QB if your GM is Jerry Jones.

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Poor fucking Zack Martin. Dude deserved better

[dcar00 14,113]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Poor fucking Zack Martin. Dude deserved better

Him and Tyron Smith.  

[tokamak 6,373]

I’m sick of Ceedee Lamb

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Holding lol

[MrBig 5,345]

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This isn’t doom and gloom post. This is my honest opinion. In 40 plus years of being a fan. This is probably the worst Dallas team I’ve ever seen. I had season tickets to 1-15 that team would beat the shit out of this team. Out side of Aubrey. I don’t think I’d take a single player on another team. 

The Dave Campo and Quincy Carter Cowboys teams would kick this current team’s ass. 

[AbeFroman 2,151]

Too easy

[kingkoopa6 8,342]

let’s goooooo

Fuck the Texans 

[dcar00 14,113]

Lamb is one dumb ass motherfucker

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Holy shit we got one 

[kingkoopa6 8,342]

Run that play again 

[hundredTT 577]

Was that Tyreek Hill? Holy shit get this guy involved more!!! I remember he was a pre season monster 

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Muffed it. Set up for a 95 yard scoring drive 

[dcar00 14,113]

dislocated elbow?

[pops 6,977]

Snapped like a piece of dry spaghetti

[Horn80 6,114]

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The Dave Campo and Quincy Carter Cowboys teams would kick this current team’s ass. 

[dcar00 14,113]

#35 is fucking awful.

[miguelito 11,229]

Hey, Tom Herman is available. 

[dcar00 14,113]

oh my god.  totally missed the hold.

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Jesus fucking Christ. What a pussy fucking penalty 

[dcar00 14,113]

good job wasting a TO there you fat fuck.

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Every cowboy game is like a pre season game with the who the fuck are these guys 

[Gucci_Suit 2,634]

Sr. Rico tiene nada

[Horn80 6,114]

23 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hey, Tom Herman is available. 

Paid millions just to go away.

[AbeFroman 2,151]

Drive it down and tie it up, let's go

[ATXbronco 4,062]

So, Turpin is just as fast as our QB2 

 

 

27 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hey, Tom Herman is available. 

He'll be OU's OC next year

[dcar00 14,113]

wha  happen to turd?

[kingkoopa6 8,342]

We ballin.  

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Our offensive scheme and play calling is so fucking horrid I’d rather have Kellen Moore back 

[kingkoopa6 8,342]

LFG. Fuck Texans 

[hundredTT 577]

Does Rush know the QB can run??? And now he does. I can’t complain, they playing!!

Edited 12 hours ago by hundredTT

[kingkoopa6 8,342]

Damn. We suck again 

[dcar00 14,113]

of course...fucking kickers

[AbeFroman 2,151]

Slips on turf at home. Good lord

[Horn80 6,114]

Got to be kidding.

[Sgt Hulk 13,711]

Overshown still cares 

[AbeFroman 2,151]

God Zeke looks slow

[dcar00 14,113]

speaking of aged  holy fuck...

[MrBig 5,345]

The sunlight, the turf, the roof.

[dcar00 14,113]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

God Zeke looks slow

he is slow.

[dcar00 14,113]

what the hell was that?

[LonghornJudas 1,095]

McCarthy special right there

[LonghornJudas 1,095]

Actually, that was probably the play. Burn the time, chuck it out of bounds. Just get to the locker room.

[dcar00 14,113]

at least the D has a chance to make some plays with Micah back.

[perfectchaos007 6,615]

Texans havent scored a second half TD in a while, I think 3 games. Cowboys could still fuck around and win. I wouldnt bet on it though

[mdmost 42,986]

NIce catch, Ceedee, you dildo.