Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Longboard Horn 40232]

[Pam Cummings 9618]

If you're still consuming this trash product I feel sorry for you......almost.

Edited 3 hours ago by Pam Cummings

[Longboard Horn 40232]

It's times like this I'm glad I'm not a Cowboys fan and neither are most of my family members. 

[Pimphand 5712]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

IDK the Bungles seem pretty good at choking games away this season. The tilt with the G-G-G-Womyn will be the slapfight to determine the NFC East Cellar Dweller for sure.

[Horn80 6114]

What a shit show the Cowboys are.  Well done Jerrah

[TornACL 7693]

58 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

IDK the Bungles seem pretty good at choking games away this season. The tilt with the G-G-G-Womyn will be the slapfight to determine the NFC East Cellar Dweller for sure.

I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.

[Braff Zacklin 13515]

14 hours ago, mdmost said:

So they opened the roof and a couple panels fell off it. Now they're closing the roof. Just tear the shitty stadium down. That's apparently the only way you can make changes to the stadium.

 

"By the way, we know where the panels are going to fall when we decide to open the roof or not. We do know where the damned tiles are going to fall in our own stadium."

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.

Yeah, I can't picture a world where the Dallas secondary can slow that passing attack for 4 quarters.

[AnTiM 1660]

Next logical step is to get Sanders and son on the Cowboys roster.   

[Evil Bill Obrien 3222]

 

guess it’s a good thing the roof didn’t kill anyone or else this wouldn’t be very funny

['stache 21784]

13 hours ago, tbone_ said:

wtf is pr going to do about it?

Blame Dak Prescott

['stache 21784]

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

[Deej 76723]

21 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

guess it’s a good thing the roof didn’t kill anyone or else this wouldn’t be very funny

What if it killed Jerry? That would be very funny.

[Hate 20105]

That would be AWESOME!

[Iceman 2673]

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

If you're still consuming this trash product I feel sorry for you......almost.

It is glorious.  It is exactly what anyone could have hoped for.  It delivers in spades.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3222]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

What if it killed Jerry? That would be very funny.

Jerrah getting killed by his own monstrosity of a stadium would be very, very funny

[mdmost 42987]

Well, it is his tomb so that would be fitting. 

[Longboard Horn 40232]

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

Danny Devito vs Cooper Rush... what a snooze fest 

[Chooky 13304]

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

[Longboard Horn 40232]

 

[mdmost 42987]

GM'ing the hell out of this thing!

[Gene Parmesan 3994]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

He does seem to have lost a bit.  He's definitely a step slower from when he was the 2014 NFL Executive of the year.

[markstanco 12557]

You can take ceedee out of norman, but you cant take the norman out of ceedee

[The Dog 43920]

Still nope:

In all seriousness, how the hell did y'all beat the Steelers????

[kevwun 15732]

That was before Wilson was playing and the Steelers didn't let Fields throw much.  Their offense was pretty bad.

[kingkoopa6 8342]

And wasn’t playing at home. 
 

so stars were aligned that day. 
 

all in!