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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

IDK the Bungles seem pretty good at choking games away this season. The tilt with the G-G-G-Womyn will be the slapfight to determine the NFC East Cellar Dweller for sure.

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58 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

IDK the Bungles seem pretty good at choking games away this season. The tilt with the G-G-G-Womyn will be the slapfight to determine the NFC East Cellar Dweller for sure.

I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.

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14 hours ago, mdmost said:

So they opened the roof and a couple panels fell off it. Now they're closing the roof. Just tear the shitty stadium down. That's apparently the only way you can make changes to the stadium.

 

"By the way, we know where the panels are going to fall when we decide to open the roof or not. We do know where the damned tiles are going to fall in our own stadium."

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

This. Everything is always someone else's fault with him, and his effort is often total garbage.

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

I’m on this train too. Motherfucker was eyeing Rush when he dropped a pass that was basically on his hip. He wanted the pass out front and in-stride… I mean yeah… but catch the fucking ball. 

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4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

This. Everything is always someone else's fault with him, and his effort is often total garbage.

If the signing bonus was $40 million, you'd see some all-out effort when the chips are down and the team needs him to come through.

But c'mon, the poor guy can't be expected to lead by example with a $38 million bonus.

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

Understatement of the year. Well done. 

What's confusing about Jones is that I would love to have his ability to make money. He's personally responsible for the money fountain the NFL has become. Jersey sales go back to Jerry Jones. He convinced the other owners to split up the games into packages and put them out for bid. In that arena he's the best NFL owner, and there's not a second place. AT&T Stadium is a money machine. 

Why, then, does he blow his entire reputation by trying to prove he's a football guy? 

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This team is just so unlikable. 

Dak is a fake nice guy who takes up half the salary cap to sit on the bench with non-contact injuries 

CD is a bitch and runs lazy routes

Micah won’t shut the fuck up 

The OL doesn’t know the rules of football 

The DL… what DL?

Basically Overshown is the only guy on the team I like. Maybe Diggs, but he seems to be looking for the exit too. 

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59 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This team is just so unlikable. 

Dak is a fake nice guy who takes up half the salary cap to sit on the bench with non-contact injuries 

CD is a bitch and runs lazy routes

Micah won’t shut the fuck up 

The OL doesn’t know the rules of football 

The DL… what DL?

Basically Overshown is the only guy on the team I like. Maybe Diggs, but he seems to be looking for the exit too. 

The rest I agree with but how is Dak fake?

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1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

Understatement of the year. Well done. 

What's confusing about Jones is that I would love to have his ability to make money. He's personally responsible for the money fountain the NFL has become. Jersey sales go back to Jerry Jones. He convinced the other owners to split up the games into packages and put them out for bid. In that arena he's the best NFL owner, and there's not a second place. AT&T Stadium is a money machine. 

Why, then, does he blow his entire reputation by trying to prove he's a football guy? 

"Did you like those last 3 12 win seasons?  I bet you did." -  Jerry Jones or somebody

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Cowboys are currently sitting in the 9th position in 2025 draft order after last night's dumpster fire. 

From looking at the teams in front and behind them, I would say that's about the latest position the Cowboys might hold, even if they steal a couple of wins (Giants?) from a shitty team somewhere on the remaining schedule. Somewhere between 6th and 9th seems fairly likely.

Too bad they just shit away that 4th rounder for probably nothing and needing a ton of rookie starting spots to fill next season.

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

Lamb's pout-fest against GB last year in the playoffs was enough for me to be totally fine letting him walk.

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2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

"Did you like those last 3 12 win seasons?  I bet you did." -  Jerry Jones or somebody

Beating giants and skins for 4 wins, yawn. 
 

if we played anyone with a pulse we prolly get wacked. Maybe we actually would have sucked earlier and got lucky enough to draft a decent qb to help save us. 
 

eh. It’s Jerry. Probably would have drafted ass anyway. Or some shitty dudes from Michigan 

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