Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[tx 3 putt 78682]

prime time will be offered, but will want 100% control over the draft and all personnel decisions. 

jerrah will pass on that and hire jason witten 

[Beau Vine 55867]

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

[HiggyBaby 2617]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

prime time will be offered, but will want 100% control over the draft and all personnel decisions. 

jerrah will pass on that and hire jason witten 

Hopefully the fan base reacts appropriately to all this nonsense and keeps half filling the stands regardless.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

I'm not sure they will even need to trade. Who will they beat? Tommy Pastrami and the Giants maybe? Even Carolina is looking better than Dallas.

[Rholl 220]

6 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Hopefully the fan base reacts appropriately to all this nonsense and keeps half filling the stands regardless.

reported 92,000+ at last nights shit show!

[tx 3 putt 78682]

 

[Dewey 3332]

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

Don't forget his dad and brother! 

[mdmost 44048]

I really wish Michael would shut the fuck up unless he's going to criticize Jerry. The head coach does not matter. 

[HiggyBaby 2617]

41 minutes ago, Rholl said:

reported 92,000+ at last nights shit show!

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

['stache 22143]

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I really wish Michael would shut the fuck up unless he's going to criticize Jerry. The head coach does not matter. 

Agree he needs to go after Jerry, but the head coach absolutely matters, and is a problem because good coaches won't work for Jerry, so if he has the balls to pull the trigger on Fat Mike, it won't be a good coach, but another washed out piece of shit, maybe Belichek, but more like one of the Fat Ryan brothers. Might just fucking promote Mike Zimmer since nobody else wants his old washed up ass, which is right in jerry's wheelhouse. I don't see Deion being stupid enough to work for a piece of garbage like Jerry knowing that he'll interfere with literally every aspect of his team. 

Edited November 19 by 'stache

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

How much revenue is generated from attendance?  Ballpark.  I know it's a lot, but does it pale in comparison to TV revenue and easily offset with more Paul/Tyson type things?

[Beau Vine 55867]

41 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

Was it Dwarf Night?

[tokamak 6687]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Michael Irvin on the Herd said if they get that first pick they're doing Deion/Shaduer lol

I'm numb. Who even gives a fuck anymore? Let's take this circus up to 11.

[Sawbonz 28222]

57 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

The other half are in the concourse fighting

[tx 3 putt 78682]

53 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

How much revenue is generated from attendance?  Ballpark.  I know it's a lot, but does it pale in comparison to TV revenue and easily offset with more Paul/Tyson type things?

 

[Iceman 2978]

The NFL tv revenue is bigger than MLB or NBA total revenue.  Fuck dem fans. 

[Hermanator 7674]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That will be the final straw that makes me leave the cowboys fanbase for good. That's a giant piece of shit family to add to Jerry's piece of shit family. I'll be full on eagles fan if that happens

[The Dog 44861]

[nnm 37906]

[FunkSoulBrother 977]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Agree he needs to go after Jerry, but the head coach absolutely matters, and is a problem because good coaches won't work for Jerry, so if he has the balls to pull the trigger on Fat Mike, it won't be a good coach, but another washed out piece of shit, maybe Belichek, but more like one of the Fat Ryan brothers. Might just fucking promote Mike Zimmer since nobody else wants his old washed up ass, which is right in jerry's wheelhouse. I don't see Deion being stupid enough to work for a piece of garbage like Jerry knowing that he'll interfere with literally every aspect of his team. 

It'll be either Zimmer or I could see him hiring Doug Pederson. Won a super bowl and is a retread.

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

26 minutes ago, nnm said:

They forgot Green Bay.  Last season's playoffs but in 24.

['stache 22143]

15 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

It'll be either Zimmer or I could see him hiring Doug Pederson. Won a super bowl and is a retread.

Peterson could probably still coach circles around fat Mike, might could get us back to they heyday of Jason Garrett 9-8 8-9 territory, or not if Washington actually stays decent.

['stache 22143]

8 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This team is just so unlikable. 

Dak is a fake nice guy who takes up half the salary cap to sit on the bench with non-contact injuries 

CD is a bitch and runs lazy routes

Micah won’t shut the fuck up 

The OL doesn’t know the rules of football 

The DL… what DL?

Basically Overshown is the only guy on the team I like. Maybe Diggs, but he seems to be looking for the exit too. 

I get that a lot of the fans think he's a bad QB (I'm indifferent at this point just don't think he's anywhere close to "the" problem with this franchise), but where does "fake nice guy" come from?

[markstanco 12788]

 

I scrolled down to see if it was posted before I quoted gene, and you posted it.

The nfl said maybe 5-10 years ago the fans were more valuable at their house vs at the game.

[tx 3 putt 78682]

26 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I scrolled down to see if it was posted before I quoted gene, and you posted it.

The nfl said maybe 5-10 years ago the fans were more valuable at their house vs at the game.

 

nfl tv / media contracts will only get bigger 

unless i'm sitting in the club section or a suite, id rather watch the game at home 

[markstanco 12788]

Not so subtle humble brag. 

[Blotto 24021]

21 hours ago, mdmost said:

When Jerry dies, it will be a celebration like at the end of Return of the Jedi.

Yeah, that celebration will be  a gas until cowboys fans sober up and remember his nutsack of a son is running the show.

20 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Dude is almost certainly more incompetent than his old man, and his entire life's accomplishments can be summed up as a  35 year career huffing jerruh's farts  and  telling him "that was a  good one,  pops". 100% that dumb m'fer will be worse than his old man. 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not so subtle humble brag. 

 

i goto rockets and astro games all the time, but avoid nfl games like the plague 

[HiggyBaby 2617]

Somethings never change

 

 

[kingkoopa6 8706]

Next year our year 

[DougO 5266]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Peterson could probably still coach circles around fat Mike, might could get us back to they heyday of Jason Garrett 9-8 8-9 territory, or not if Washington actually stays decent.

Same shit, just another tired system coaching tree guy who has no new ideas of his own. They tend to look OK for a couple of years before the game passes them by. He's as fossilized as McCarthy, which we all knew wasn't going to get us where we want to go. Credit to him for 12 win seasons, but still had a hardass ceiling he was never going to break, until the whole thing crumbled.

[Longboard Horn 41353]

On 11/18/2024 at 9:55 PM, tx ind said:

Texans! Fight! Dallas(OU)! Sucks!

[Drew 2929]

16 hours ago, 'stache said:

I get that a lot of the fans think he's a bad QB (I'm indifferent at this point just don't think he's anywhere close to "the" problem with this franchise), but where does "fake nice guy" come from?

Just another stupid Dak hating moron.

The dude helped them win 3 games this year...with THIS team, THIS roster, THIS front Office, and THIS coaching staff.  How the fuck did they beat Pittsburgh?

 

I'm full on shit show now...go complete circus.  Talk Dak into waiving his no trade clause and tank out so you can take Sanders or whatever fucking QB ya'll think will walk in here and be better within the next 2-3 years(in one of the worst QB drafts in recent memory BTW).  Hire Deion for the shits and giggles.   Dak will be on a REAL fucking team that actually is trying to field competitive teams with a coaching staff and front office that supports him and a fan base that actually understands what a QB is.

It'll be fun watching them boys go down in flames...or hell, maybe a shot in the arm. I don't care anymore. I won't care what happens...just be along for the ride.

 

Blow it the fuck up...I'm so tired of this team and this idiotic fan base.

 

Edited November 20 by Drew

[tbone_ 14447]

The fan base is the problem huh?

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

21 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I'm not sure they will even need to trade. Who will they beat? Tommy Pastrami and the Giants maybe? Even Carolina is looking better than Dallas.

They may already have won too many games.  There are 5 teams with 2 wins.  How many of them will win at least 1 more game than Dallas?  Plus the teams that also have 3 wins.  With another win or two, Dallas might not even be in the top 10. 

[Drew 2929]

58 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

The fan base is the problem huh?

Of course they're NOT the problem with the team.  I think everyone is on the same page with this POS organization and the Jones. It's the stupid "fake nice Dak" type comments from the morons that ruin it.

Our fan base has become a laughing stock from the "cowboys will win the SB" homers to the "We'd be better with Cooper Rush" dunces that even infect Surly.

Edited November 20 by Drew

[tbone_ 14447]

Of course they're NOT the problem with the team.  I think everyone is on the same page with this POS organization and the Jones. It's the stupid "fake nice Dak" type comments from the morons that ruin it.
Our fan base has become a laughing stock from the "cowboys will win the SB" homers to the "We'd be better with Cooper Rush" dunces that even infect Surly.

And that’s fair.

I actually like Dak. Dudes on the radio were just talking scenarios where Dallas moves him to get Sheduer.

I think Dak would do well at a legit team. I’d enjoy seeing him get that chance.

[Beau Vine 55867]

37 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I actually like Dak. Dudes on the radio were just talking scenarios where Dallas moves him to get Sheduer.

"Dallas moves him"???

 

[kevwun 16438]

Jerry fucks up every deal.  I don't even want to begin to think about how bad he would screw up one as complicated as it would take to trade Dak.

[Drew 2929]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"Dallas moves him"???

 

If it was financially feasible there would be tons of teams who'd make that move...ya'll really kidding yourself if you don't think so.

I've been dreaming of him in Pittsburg with the voodoo HC they got since summer...I really wish he hadn't have resigned.  Dallas would have lost him for nothing, but Jerry deserves it(we fans don't) and he'd be on a solidly built and well coached Tomlin team.

[tbone_ 14447]

"Dallas moves him"???
 

You don’t think they’ll trade him or you don’t think there’s a market?

[Drew 2929]

44 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

And that’s fair.

I actually like Dak. Dudes on the radio were just talking scenarios where Dallas moves him to get Sheduer.

I think Dak would do well at a legit team. I’d enjoy seeing him get that chance.

Agreed.  I think Dallas would be stupid to move on, but i honestly think a clean break would be good for everyone.

 

Besides watching cowboy fans deal with actual QB purgatory that they've never actually seen except for maybe a very small 3-5 year window between Aikmen and Romo would be hilarious.  They At least made the playoffs with Bill once.

[Beau Vine 55867]

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

If it was financially feasible there would be tons of teams who'd make that move...ya'll really kidding yourself if you don't think so.

And you're kidding yourself if you think it's remotely financially feasible.  

[Drew 2929]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

And you're kidding yourself if you think it's remotely financially feasible.  

So you didn't even read my post then... there's a big old "IF" plain as day.  No shit it's not. It would destroy the Cowboys cap for the next few years.

[tbone_ 14447]

This is what the geniuses on the radio were discussing. They think it’s possible.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

I don't understand how you would trade a guy with a no trade clause. Like he would have no incentive to agree to a trade anywhere. He'd rather get cut, have the team that cut him be on the hook for all the money, and then go somewhere else for cheap and they can use money on the rest of their roster. I believe Wilson did that.

[Beau Vine 55867]

1 hour ago, Drew said:

So you didn't even read my post then... there's a big old "IF" plain as day.  No shit it's not. It would destroy the Cowboys cap for the next few years.

The "remotely financially feasible" part doesn't even have anything to do with the Cowboys' cap.  There's not another football team in the world that thinks Dak is worth that contract.

[Drew 2929]

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The "remotely financially feasible" part doesn't even have anything to do with the Cowboys' cap.  There's not another football team in the world that thinks Dak is worth that contract.

Ah, so i was right...you really don't have a clue what you're talking about. There will be 5 QB's making more than him by next year.  And most won't clearly be better.

If the cowboys wouldn't be destroyed by the trade there absolutely would be teams jumping to take him...ya'll gotta get this dak hate out your head.  

He won't win here BECAUSE of the TEAM Building and FRONT OFFICE.  On a well run team he'll be absolutely perfect for them. 

But i know i'm talking to people who think Dak is a garbage QB so it's talking to brick walls here.

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

I don't understand how you would trade a guy with a no trade clause. Like he would have no incentive to agree to a trade anywhere. He'd rather get cut, have the team that cut him be on the hook for all the money, and then go somewhere else for cheap and they can use money on the rest of their roster. I believe Wilson did that.

This would make sense too...but the cowboys wouldn't never do it.  Even if what all these guys say is true, and he sucks as a QB, they wouldn't cut him.

[dcar00 14971]

Dak is basically meh now.  he doesn't suck and isn't garbage.  He does have some times when he plays lights out but he has always been inconsistent and has times when the wheels come off. 

His immobility, inconsistency, and the shitty OL are a ridiculously bad combination.   

The real problem is Jerry and toadie boy Stevie drafting so shitty on both lines.  They fucking miss constantly.

 

[TreatyOak 17379]