Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[tx 3 putt 76741]

prime time will be offered, but will want 100% control over the draft and all personnel decisions. 

jerrah will pass on that and hire jason witten 

[Beau Vine 54170]

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

[HiggyBaby 2525]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

prime time will be offered, but will want 100% control over the draft and all personnel decisions. 

jerrah will pass on that and hire jason witten 

Hopefully the fan base reacts appropriately to all this nonsense and keeps half filling the stands regardless.

[Pam Cummings 9626]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

I'm not sure they will even need to trade. Who will they beat? Tommy Pastrami and the Giants maybe? Even Carolina is looking better than Dallas.

[Rholl 217]

6 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Hopefully the fan base reacts appropriately to all this nonsense and keeps half filling the stands regardless.

reported 92,000+ at last nights shit show!

[tx 3 putt 76741]

 

[Dewey 3285]

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jerry's going to pull a Ditka and trade the entire draft to move up and draft Shadeur.

 

Don't forget his dad and brother! 

[mdmost 42993]

I really wish Michael would shut the fuck up unless he's going to criticize Jerry. The head coach does not matter. 

[HiggyBaby 2525]

41 minutes ago, Rholl said:

reported 92,000+ at last nights shit show!

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

['stache 21785]

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I really wish Michael would shut the fuck up unless he's going to criticize Jerry. The head coach does not matter. 

Agree he needs to go after Jerry, but the head coach absolutely matters, and is a problem because good coaches won't work for Jerry, so if he has the balls to pull the trigger on Fat Mike, it won't be a good coach, but another washed out piece of shit, maybe Belichek, but more like one of the Fat Ryan brothers. Might just fucking promote Mike Zimmer since nobody else wants his old washed up ass, which is right in jerry's wheelhouse. I don't see Deion being stupid enough to work for a piece of garbage like Jerry knowing that he'll interfere with literally every aspect of his team. 

Edited 3 hours ago by 'stache

[Gene Parmesan 3998]

How much revenue is generated from attendance?  Ballpark.  I know it's a lot, but does it pale in comparison to TV revenue and easily offset with more Paul/Tyson type things?

[Beau Vine 54170]

41 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

Was it Dwarf Night?

[tokamak 6375]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Michael Irvin on the Herd said if they get that first pick they're doing Deion/Shaduer lol

I'm numb. Who even gives a fuck anymore? Let's take this circus up to 11.

[Sawbonz 27511]

57 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

I stand corrected, I kept seeing shots of half empty seats

The other half are in the concourse fighting

[tx 3 putt 76741]

53 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

How much revenue is generated from attendance?  Ballpark.  I know it's a lot, but does it pale in comparison to TV revenue and easily offset with more Paul/Tyson type things?

 

[Iceman 2675]

The NFL tv revenue is bigger than MLB or NBA total revenue.  Fuck dem fans. 

[Hermanator 7024]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That will be the final straw that makes me leave the cowboys fanbase for good. That's a giant piece of shit family to add to Jerry's piece of shit family. I'll be full on eagles fan if that happens

[The Dog 43959]

[nnm 36294]

[FunkSoulBrother 928]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Agree he needs to go after Jerry, but the head coach absolutely matters, and is a problem because good coaches won't work for Jerry, so if he has the balls to pull the trigger on Fat Mike, it won't be a good coach, but another washed out piece of shit, maybe Belichek, but more like one of the Fat Ryan brothers. Might just fucking promote Mike Zimmer since nobody else wants his old washed up ass, which is right in jerry's wheelhouse. I don't see Deion being stupid enough to work for a piece of garbage like Jerry knowing that he'll interfere with literally every aspect of his team. 

It'll be either Zimmer or I could see him hiring Doug Pederson. Won a super bowl and is a retread.