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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again


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Cowboys are looking great today. Really happy with how the defense is playing especially after they gave up a perfect dime TD pass from a third string QB who only won 6 games in 2 seasons at Stanford. Outstanding! Keep up the great work, Jerry. I liked those 3 Super Bowls! I liked them very much!

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On 12/24/2024 at 3:36 PM, Rex Kramer said:

No. It’s clear Martin and the insistence of using Zeke were the issues offensively. Yes, we need to add DTs, but we do every draft as well as OLs, and we need to add them with high-ish picks every year. 

When will some of you ever learn it doesn’t really matter who is coaching, only to varying degrees, when the owner is who he is?  Why don’t you call him Fat Mike some more? Are you not the idiot who didn’t understand the punt block rule from the Cincy game?

The fact that Jerry is such a piece of shit means only dumbasses with no other options will ever work for him, so yeah, it's ultimately his fault. And yeah I'll keep calling him fat because he's a big fat fucking fatass piece of fat useless garbage on the sideline.

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2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Cowboys are looking great today. Really happy with how the defense is playing especially after they gave up a perfect dime TD pass from a third string QB who only won 6 games in 2 seasons at Stanford. Outstanding! Keep up the great work, Jerry. I liked those 3 Super Bowls! I liked them very much!

so it was you on that call show in to JJ? 

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1 minute ago, tokamak said:

I'm not at all paying attention to this game, but did the Eagles really give their superstar injury-prone running back 31 carries in a pretty meaningless week 17 blowout? That's some real big brain shit.

Going for the rushing record.  If they really want it, they should have him in on their next drive while the yards are easy.   And to get 200 vs Dallas. 
 

lol they just let him attempt that kick, no rush. 

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31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The fact that Jerry is such a piece of shit means only dumbasses with no other options will ever work for him, so yeah, it's ultimately his fault. And yeah I'll keep calling him fat because he's a big fat fucking fatass piece of fat useless garbage on the sideline.

Ok. I’ll keep considering your opinion as worthless as tits on a boar. 

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14 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I'm not at all paying attention to this game, but did the Eagles really give their superstar injury-prone running back 31 carries in a pretty meaningless week 17 blowout? That's some real big brain shit.

It’s not meaningless. Eagles have 1 seed in play. I wouldn’t be critical of anything the Eagles do. 

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52 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s have to give up the world for shadeur.  But I’m willing to wish for it if you are. The crazier circus the better. 

The Giants are dumb. They'd do something dumb. 

And Sanders could just say no to the Giants

44 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Prime would be all of the headlines and Jerry will never, ever, ever hire anyone who might take any attention away from him, so that's a big fat fucking no.

Jerry likes money and winning.

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2 hours ago, Slacks said:

Jerry has to call Coach Prime, right?

To console him for getting his ass kicked in the bowl game?  What else would we he be calling him for?  We're not going to be in a position to draft Travis Hunter.....

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Prime would be all of the headlines and Jerry will never, ever, ever hire anyone who might take any attention away from him, so that's a big fat fucking no.

And that he'd most likely be a poor professional coach?  Why don't folks let him see how he does without his kid and Hunter at the college level for a few years...... I'll hope he does great, but he needs a few skins on the wall first.  

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2 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Fuckin’ A … along with a promise to draft both of his kids!

shilo will go undrafted.  in 2025 jerry will shrewdly trade a fourth-round pick to pluck him off someone’s practice squad. 
 

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

Jerry likes money and winning.

not if he isn’t the focal point of everything.  he absolutely would not take a super bowl win and an extra billion if it meant he had to refrain from doing interviews and the coach and a real GM were getting all the credit.  zero chance he would ever agree to that. 

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Well Barkley only needs 100 yards against the G-Womyn who already fucked their draft standing up but the Min/Det winner will have the #1 seed locked up provided Det wins tomorrow night.

If I were Barkley I would just say I'm sitting out because I care more about the postseason than the record plus.... YPC

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2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

And that he'd most likely be a poor professional coach?  Why don't folks let him see how he does without his kid and Hunter at the college level for a few years...... I'll hope he does great, but he needs a few skins on the wall first.  

The fact that Deion would be a terrible professional coach does not in any way preclude Jerry from hiring him. You know that.

Put me down on the record as being in favor of Deion, because I'm dead inside. The only feeling I have left regarding the Cowboys is morbid curiosity at how ridiculous the circus can get.

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18 hours ago, Slacks said:

The Giants are dumb. They'd do something dumb. 

And Sanders could just say no to the Giants

Jerry likes money and winning.

He wants to win but only if he can take all the credit, otherwise he wouldn’t have fired Jimmy Johnson and would have hired a real GM a long time ago. Deion would take way too much attention and if they win he'd get the credit not Jerry.

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On 12/30/2024 at 10:11 AM, 'stache said:

He wants to win but only if he can take all the credit, otherwise he wouldn’t have fired Jimmy Johnson and would have hired a real GM a long time ago. Deion would take way too much attention and if they win he'd get the credit not Jerry.

Read Jimmy’s books. Jerry didn’t fire Jimmy.  Jimmy was dreading coming back and having to out asshole the asshole that got them a second ring.  He and Jerry had moved past the drunken outbursts; Jimmy was getting offers in Jax of equity, which he wanted from Jerry.  Jerry had a big contract done waiting on Jimmy to sign.  He really just wanted to go fishing. 

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