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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again


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24 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Watching the no-name Cowboys. Thinking about their hopeless roster salary management, I am reminded how @'stache dubbed my statement that there are 17 QB's I'd rather have than Dak "the stupidest thing he'd read on Surly."

I am curious if you still stand by that statement, due to how Prescott's insane salary has crippled the team? I'd still rather take those other Qb's who are clearly better, equal to, or slightly worse than Dak, but don't come with his bloated salary.

Yes, it's stupid to say there are 17 better QBs and blaming a QB salary for roster problems is also dumb. Doesn't seem to bother the good teams with highly paid QBs and other positions. It's pretty obvious that the NFL salary cap is just Enron accounting. I've said repeatedly I'm fine if we moved on from Dak since it hasn't gotten us very far and also for his sake because any QB will be hamstrung by this franchise's joke of an owner/GM and the fact that good coaches will never work for him. There's no reason to expect anything as long as that old piece of human garbage breathes.

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Just now, DougO said:

I never actually root for the Cowboys to lose, but the eventual outcome was certainly in the best interest of the team. 

Dan Quinn can suck it anyway. He's team played like little bitches. Mariota should starts.

That pointless stretch where they won 4 out of 5 fucked everything up.

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

That pointless stretch where they won 4 out of 5 fucked everything up.

Tampa win really hurt, but then again they haven't beat a team with a winning record so they're not very good either.  First Commanders win too, but seems obvious we match up with them pretty well.  Parsons was a terror the last half of the season on a bad team.

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WOW... who expected Cowboys might be drafting after 49ers in 2025 NFL Draft ? 🙄

2025 NFL Draft order: Titans lock up No. 1 pick with loss and Patriots win; Giants, Browns hold top-5 spots

By Kyle Stackpole

The draft order, via Tankathon.com, is ordered by win-loss record and ties are broken by strength of schedule. Team needs are a combination of current needs and looking ahead to pending free agents. Notable pending free agents are listed rather than the full list.

1. Titans (3-14)

Team needs: OT, IOL, EDGE, WR, LB
Projected 2025 free agents: S Quandre Diggs, WR Tyler Boyd, OG Dillon Radunz, LB Jerome Baker

2. Browns (3-14)

Team needs: QB, OT, WR, RB, DL, EDGE
Projected 2025 free agents: OT Jedrick Wills, WR Elijah Moore, DT Maurice Hurst, RB Nick Chubb, QB Jameis Winston

3. Giants (3-14)

Team needs: QB, IOL, CB, WR, TE
Projected 2025 free agents: WR Darius Slayton, LB Isaiah Simmons, CB Adoree' Jackson, S Jason Pinnock, QB Drew Lock

4. Patriots (4-13)

Team needs: OT, IOL, WR, EDGE, CB
Projected 2025 free agents: CB Jonathan Jones, QB Jacoby Brissett, OT Chukwuma Okorafor

5. Jaguars (4-13)

Team needs: CB, OT, S, IOL, TE
Projected 2025 free agents: QB Mac Jones, S Andre Cisco

6. Jets (4-12)

Team needs: OT, WR, EDGE, S, DL, QB
Projected 2025 free agents: EDGE Haason Reddick, OT Tyron Smith, OT Morgan Moses, DT Javon Kinlaw, S Chuck Clark

7. Raiders (4-12)

Team needs: QB, CB, RB, EDGE, LB
Projected 2025 free agents: CB Nate Hobbs, EDGE Malcolm Koonce, OG Cody Whitehair, LB Robert Spillane, S Marcus Epps

8. Panthers (5-12)

Team needs: QB, WR, IOL, EDGE, DL, CB, S
Projected 2025 free agents: QB Andy Dalton, C Austin Corbett, LB Shaq Thompson, P Johnny Hekker

9. Saints (5-12)

Team needs: TE, EDGE, DL, CB, S, WR
Projected 2025 free agents: EDGE Chase Young, S Tyrann Mathieu, TE Juwan Johnson, LB Willie Gay Jr., OG Lucas Patrick, CB Paulson Adebo

10. Bears (5-12)

Team needs: IOL, EDGE, DL, OT, RB 
Projected 2025 free agents: WR Keenan Allen, OG Teven Jenkins, EDGE Darrell Taylor

11. 49ers (6-10)

Team needs: OT, IOL, CB, S, DL
Projected 2025 free agents: CB Charvarius Ward, LB Dre Greenlaw, S Talanoa Hufanga, RB Elijah Mitchell

12. Cowboys (7-10)

Team needs: RB, DL, LB, S, WR
Projected 2025 free agents: WR Brandin Cooks, OG Zack Martin, RB Ezekiel Elliott, EDGE DeMarcus Lawrence, QB Trey Lance

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Waiting almost 70 picks in the middle of the draft is going to rough as shit......

Wait, the GM doesn't know the contractual situation of his quarterbacks?  Are the fucking GM or not, Jerrah, you feckless piece of shit.

Look at this asshole right here..... Full of excuses but wants others to pay the freight for all of his fucking failures..... People really need to stop going to these games.  Only way to get inside the head of this level of unaccountability.  Hurt the profitability of the product.

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I'm looking forward to the summer when the buzz is all about Mingo looking so great in camp and preseason, before eventually proving to be Mingo.

But I'm still not writing him off. I haven't seen great instincts on his part, but maybe they can make a decent niche player out of him that has some kind of role that could potentially be worth a 4th, or maybe at least not quite as shitty a trade.

But pissing away that 4 in this particular draft especially is such a beatdown. 

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21 hours ago, SameSame said:

He should have been playing every snap the second they were eliminated from playoff contention.  Not that anybody thought he was great or anything, but he needs to play.

Look Here Reaction GIF by Paul McCartney
 

if he sucks, we improve playoff position.

 

if he’s any good at all (he isn’t) either we gain a compensatory pick in the draft when he’s signed by someone else or he earns a better contract. 
 

Lastly, we could figure out what we have in Trey Lance.
 

we know what Cooper Rush is (a decent backup NFL QB). 

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Holy shit, I thought that Bears thing was fake or shopped, but just saw it come accross the cryon during the FCS championship game. I seriously thought it was a "goddamn look stupid Bears, lol" joke. What the absolute fuck? Just . . . wow . . . please mike, take the damn job and gtfo.

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Or someone in the Bears organization is doing Mike a favor and forcing Jerry’s hand either way. The Cowboys have to give permission. If they don’t, he loses the position, and they still don’t bring him back then Jerry looks like an even bigger shitheel. But Jerry being Jerry, we’ll see something this weekend during the Wildcard games.

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Holy shit, I thought that Bears thing was fake or shopped, but just saw it come accross the cryon during the FCS championship game. I seriously thought it was a "goddamn look stupid Bears, lol" joke. What the absolute fuck? Just . . . wow . . . please mike, take the damn job and gtfo.

I saw it and thought of the words of MLB chief Sandy Alderson about 20 years ago when the umpires all resigned in unison over some issue. 

He said he couldn't decide if it was “a threat to be ignored or an offer to be accepted.”

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14 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

I don’t think he’s acting here, but this is very well delivered. I’m sure some on this thread may not feel as warm and fuzzy about Jerry’s familial employment decisions, however. 
 

 

Jerry's worst hiring decision involves his being the GM of the Dallas Cowboys.

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