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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again


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3 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Blocked him from interviewing with Chicago then let him go.

 

Clown organization.

Yep. Good on him for demanding extra length and not acquiescing. I like McCarthy and hope he does well elsewhere. I hope he goes somewhere he doesn’t have to deal with personalities like the Joneses and Rodgers. 

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2 hours ago, Burt said:

An aggy friend told me McCarthy is the 2nd greatest coach in Cowboy history.  Without even asking who he thought was #1, I reminded him Tom [Laundry] and Jimmy Johnson both coached the Cowboys.  He said McCarthy was more successful "on the whole" than Johnson because they both coached 5 years, but McCarthy had more wins (84 to 80) and a better winning percentage (.583 to .550).  With this logic, I'm surprised he didn't mention Switzer's name as well.

Your Aggy friend is, well….Aggy. 

1. Landry

2. Johnson

3. Parcells

4. McCarthy. 

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Nick Harris of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported Monday that "in speaking with various people with knowledge of what could be on the table for the Cowboys in the coming weeks, along with connecting early dots, here are some names to keep an eye on as the process now kicks into high gear."

He then listed Philadelphia Eagles offensive coordinator Kellen Moore, former NFL head coach Jon Gruden, former Dallas Cowboys tight end Jason Witten, former Philadelphia Eagles and Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Doug Pederson, Washington Commanders offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury, former NFL head coach Pete Carroll and Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin as potential candidates.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10150725-cowboys-rumors-jon-gruden-jason-witten-carroll-kingsbury-kiffin-linked-to-hc-job

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2 hours ago, TOR said:

Meanwhile, in Houston...

fucking hell

Had to endure some pretty dark times to get to a pretty good spot organizationally in Houston, hang in there poor Cowboys fans...

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PS to Jerrah: Plz hire Deion and trade away wayyy too much to get Shaduer for max entertainment value for the rest of us

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7 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Troy on ESPN saying Kellen Moore which makes sense. Jerry and Dak are comfortable with him and that's all that matters

He was the odds-on favorite at Betonline earlier today. Now he's been slightly passed by...wait for it..Jason Witten LOL

Kellen seems like a sensible choice though actually 

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Maximum chaos hires:Kiffin or Sanders

Predictable ho hum is Moore.

Potential epic tragedy for Witten

I might actually tune in to hear Kiffin be his wild ass self. 

I'll be even further into doom scenarios with Witten or Sanders. I'll be a sicko rooting for maximum chaos or sickened by a noteworthy player man eroding his legacy.

It's probably Kellen's job. Unless we get more obstinate Jerry that wants to be crazy and then there's no telling what that old fart will do.

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3 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Your Aggy friend is, well….Aggy. 

1. Landry

2. Johnson

3. Parcells

4. McCarthy. 

Barry Switzer was more successful in Dallas than Bill Parcells and Mike McCarthy...COMBINED!

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3 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Dang, how did I not know that. 

shows what I know.  Which is nothing I guess. Since I cant have Andy Reid 

oh so you think just because he’s a lily-white douchebag he had to be from HP?  that’s racist, bro. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

oh so you think just because he’s a lily-white douchebag he had to be from HP?  that’s racist, bro. 

Nah. Just didn’t know he was from NB. I’m from Schertz so we basically grow up cousins. 
NB got a good wurstfest and any time I needed to see a titty or two. Would hit up the river 

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13 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

That’s like saying Wade Wilson was more successful than Parcells. You’re wrong. Jimmy built that team. Parcells beat the Cabo team. 

No I'm not.  Neither Parcells nor McCarthy won jack shit in the postseason of any consequence.

I said nothing of Switzer being a teambuilder.

 

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Well Colorado got its ass kicked by BYU, so it's a sign fucking Sanders would be a perfect fit for Jones. At least we'll be getting high draft picks for a while. Regardless of who he hires, it's a good bet Jones will be doubling down on fucking up.

Start the new thread - The God in Heaven, Make It Stop. Maybe he'll answer our prayers and Surly will get some respect

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