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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again


Patrick Bateman

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I became a fan in 1970, fucking diehard. I said I'd be done with the Cowboys if Jerry hired Campo and the next fucking day he did, Campo said yes sir Mr Jones sir at the press conference and all I could do was laugh.  I really haven't cared that much since so hire Deion, at least it would be  interesting.

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think somebody exists out there who could make it work but no way to know who it is and almost no chance of it actually happening. For example, Joe Brady would be a great hire, but he's the type of young innovative coach who has a bright future and knows better than to answer the phone for Jerry fucking Jones. 

They don't spend money correctly and make horrific trades.  There is no accountability for the GM position so the team basically has one hand tied behind it's back.  Short of lucking into a generational QB there is no recipe for a coach to overcome that.

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17 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Seven head coaches since Jimmy Johnson. Not one of them has accomplished anything during or after their tenure as Cowboys coach.

Why anyone on the planet thinks this is a good job is completely beyond me.

It's a good job for coaches who want to get paid and break out their shine boxes early and often. 

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It would be worth it just to see reporters ask Deion question post game, then Jerry chimes in, reporters nod along, and go right back to Deion. Make that old fuck realize nobody gives a shit about your old ass thoughts.

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Don't leave Chan Gailey and Bum Phillips out of the conversation. Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys have become the sports equivalent of an elephant graveyard for coaches. A few escaped, notably Sean Payton. Wouldn't be surprised if Jones approched him before his epic run with Drew Brees. That coulda been us. In fact, didn't the Cowboys have a shot at Brees and passed on him? In any case, I wouldn't be surprised if Payton told Jerry Thanks but no thanks.

Jerry will never spring for a proven Super Bowl caliber coach. Never. Best we can hope for is a budding kick ass motherfucker. That could be a Witten type, maybe, but sure as not that lightweight Deion. Fuck him. The one quality I want to see in this new coach is someone big enough and mean enough to scare the fuck outta his players.

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1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Don't leave Chan Gailey and Bum Phillips out of the conversation. Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys have become the sports equivalent of an elephant graveyard for coaches. A few escaped, notably Sean Payton. Wouldn't be surprised if Jones approched him before his epic run with Drew Brees. That coulda been us. In fact, didn't the Cowboys have a shot at Brees and passed on him? In any case, I wouldn't be surprised if Payton told Jerry Thanks but no thanks.

Jerry will never spring for a proven Super Bowl caliber coach. Never. Best we can hope for is a budding kick ass motherfucker. That could be a Witten type, maybe, but sure as not that lightweight Deion. Fuck him. The one quality I want to see in this new coach is someone big enough and mean enough to scare the fuck outta his players.

Chan Gailey, forgot all about the first coach in Cowboys history to not win a Super Bowl.

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