Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Aubrey is a fucking man 

[Drew 2922]

WEll points is better than no points.

 

Cowboys can only score TD's from 65 yard out only 

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Dude casually walks up up like he’s in the back yard fucking around and destroys the ball 

[AbeFroman 3113]

That guy is fucking bionic

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Circling back to the CeeDee and Dak contracts, here's this excerpt from Bad Santa. Imagine Bernie Mac is any Cowboys star athlete, and the other two are the Joneses.

 

[TOR 6123]

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Honestly, same. He lets the game breathe and adds something when necessary

I am enjoying the witty banter and insightful breakdown of plays.

[Drew 2922]

So...will the cowboys shut them down...or do the typical "give up an easy score before half time" as they're known for?

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Fuckin' Micah, man.

[TOR 6123]

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

[tx 3 putt 78676]

yes !!!!!!

[Vic Mackey 47953]

Honestly, same. He lets the game breathe and adds something when necessary

Yep. The opposite of Romo.

[tx 3 putt 78676]

Just now, TOR said:

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

we are cowboy fans …..

17 - 0 baby !!!!!!!!

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

That’s good.  That’s good 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Just now, TOR said:

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

Deshaun Watson hasn’t been good in 5 years. 

[Drew 2922]

holy shit!  Finally a turnover...that was a sneaky good blitz to leave Micah all alone.

 

What a great play.

 

Now a chance to add points

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

[SpiralOut 1964]

Micah is so ridiculously good.  Like in a weird, not human way.  I love it.

[TOR 6123]

"Pretty good coverage there" - HE KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OVER!!!@!#(

[Drew 2922]

And yeah the defense is playing a remedial QB...but it still looks solid, and that might be enough.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

Ah, yes. The famous "Fat Mike Gambit."

[Drew 2922]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

I mean i'll take 20-3 but nah lets go for more.

[Mother mopar 3383]

Solid

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Terence Steel’in a paycheck

[Drew 2922]

This OL is going to be an issue until it gels more...Steel just got strait beat on that...

Dak may have to start taking off sooner.

[TOR 6123]

4 point swing?  Was kind of expecting the browns to drive the field and put up 7.

[Vic Mackey 47953]

This OL is very meh.

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Aubrey is gonna win me a title with Dallas driving deep I to his range. Aka crossing the 50. Then fizzling out

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

You know who still sucks?  Terrence Steele.  Fuck that dude.  He needs to be replaced.  

[TOR 6123]

Conundrum - DRINK.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Watson averaging 2.5 yards per attempt. Weigman-esque

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Just now, TOR said:

Conundrum - DRINK.

Judges, would you accept "Conan on drums?"

[TOR 6123]

That was a f*cking LICK.  Surprised there wasn't a flag.

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Overshown really looking good 

[AbeFroman 3113]

jeudy jeudy jeudy

[Horn80 6358]

Aesthetically, this been great game with sun light angle position and camera shots of stadium.

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Wilson. Yessirrr

Text book As fuck 

[Drew 2922]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

This OL is very meh.

it's gonna be the downfall.  Not the QB or the defense...not evne the running game.  The OL.  The better they can run the less they'll have to pass which will save them from putting the QB in a bad spot

[TOR 6123]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Judges, would you accept "Conan on drums?"

Anal bum cover?

[Vic Mackey 47953]

This Watson trade with Houston has to be the worst modern day trade right? Not even mentioning how much they are paying him

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Such a shame too Zach Martin deserved a ring 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

This Watson trade with Houston has to be the worst modern day trade right? Not even mentioning how much they are paying him

And CJ Stroud looks to be the real deal.

[Drew 2922]

So is 204 total yards of offense at the half compared to giving up 54 a good thing?

 

Add in the 17 point lead and it's a good day so far...gotta be clean and finish this.

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

A quick pop pass kick it Aubrey 

[Vic Mackey 47953]

it's gonna be the downfall.  Not the QB or the defense...not evne the running game.  The OL.  The better they can run the less they'll have to pass which will save them from putting the QB in a bad spot

Yep. But we know who will get all the blame lol.

[Underdog 29175]

Going to give Wonder Leg a shot here? 

[TOR 6123]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Aubrey is gonna win me a title with Dallas driving deep I to his range. Aka crossing the 50. Then fizzling out

Dang.  66 yards here.  OH SHIT, DELAY!

He can make it.

Edited September 8 by TOR

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Fuck you, Fat Mike. YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

 

 

Fucking worthless fat fuck. You had ONE JOB, you mouthbreathing, Walmart-shopping, pig-fucking, aggy-worshipping, inbred moron.

Edited September 8 by Braff Zacklin

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Lmfao he’s gonna try 

[Drew 2922]

Are they really gonna try this? LMFAO

[Underdog 29175]

Fuck it… 71 yarder coming up.