Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Aubrey is a fucking man 

[Drew 2267]

WEll points is better than no points.

 

Cowboys can only score TD's from 65 yard out only 

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Dude casually walks up up like he’s in the back yard fucking around and destroys the ball 

[AbeFroman 2049]

That guy is fucking bionic

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Circling back to the CeeDee and Dak contracts, here's this excerpt from Bad Santa. Imagine Bernie Mac is any Cowboys star athlete, and the other two are the Joneses.

 

[TOR 5208]

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Honestly, same. He lets the game breathe and adds something when necessary

I am enjoying the witty banter and insightful breakdown of plays.

[Drew 2267]

So...will the cowboys shut them down...or do the typical "give up an easy score before half time" as they're known for?

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Fuckin' Micah, man.

[TOR 5208]

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

[tx 3 putt 75521]

yes !!!!!!

[Vic Mackey 46716]

Honestly, same. He lets the game breathe and adds something when necessary

Yep. The opposite of Romo.

[tx 3 putt 75521]

Just now, TOR said:

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

we are cowboy fans …..

17 - 0 baby !!!!!!!!

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

That’s good.  That’s good 

[Firemans4Horn 17219]

Just now, TOR said:

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

Deshaun Watson hasn’t been good in 5 years. 

[Drew 2267]

holy shit!  Finally a turnover...that was a sneaky good blitz to leave Micah all alone.

 

What a great play.

 

Now a chance to add points

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

[SpiralOut 1796]

Micah is so ridiculously good.  Like in a weird, not human way.  I love it.

[TOR 5208]

"Pretty good coverage there" - HE KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OVER!!!@!#(

[Drew 2267]

And yeah the defense is playing a remedial QB...but it still looks solid, and that might be enough.

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

Ah, yes. The famous "Fat Mike Gambit."

[Drew 2267]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

I mean i'll take 20-3 but nah lets go for more.

[Mother mopar 3275]

Solid

[Firemans4Horn 17219]

Terence Steel’in a paycheck

[Drew 2267]

This OL is going to be an issue until it gels more...Steel just got strait beat on that...

Dak may have to start taking off sooner.

[TOR 5208]

4 point swing?  Was kind of expecting the browns to drive the field and put up 7.

[Vic Mackey 46716]

This OL is very meh.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Aubrey is gonna win me a title with Dallas driving deep I to his range. Aka crossing the 50. Then fizzling out

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

You know who still sucks?  Terrence Steele.  Fuck that dude.  He needs to be replaced.  

[TOR 5208]

Conundrum - DRINK.

[Firemans4Horn 17219]

Watson averaging 2.5 yards per attempt. Weigman-esque

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Just now, TOR said:

Conundrum - DRINK.

Judges, would you accept "Conan on drums?"

[TOR 5208]

That was a f*cking LICK.  Surprised there wasn't a flag.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Overshown really looking good 

[AbeFroman 2049]

jeudy jeudy jeudy

[Horn80 6016]

Aesthetically, this been great game with sun light angle position and camera shots of stadium.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Wilson. Yessirrr

Text book As fuck 

[Drew 2267]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

This OL is very meh.

it's gonna be the downfall.  Not the QB or the defense...not evne the running game.  The OL.  The better they can run the less they'll have to pass which will save them from putting the QB in a bad spot

[TOR 5208]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Judges, would you accept "Conan on drums?"

Anal bum cover?

[Vic Mackey 46716]

This Watson trade with Houston has to be the worst modern day trade right? Not even mentioning how much they are paying him

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Such a shame too Zach Martin deserved a ring 

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

This Watson trade with Houston has to be the worst modern day trade right? Not even mentioning how much they are paying him

And CJ Stroud looks to be the real deal.

[Drew 2267]

So is 204 total yards of offense at the half compared to giving up 54 a good thing?

 

Add in the 17 point lead and it's a good day so far...gotta be clean and finish this.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

A quick pop pass kick it Aubrey 

[Vic Mackey 46716]

it's gonna be the downfall.  Not the QB or the defense...not evne the running game.  The OL.  The better they can run the less they'll have to pass which will save them from putting the QB in a bad spot

Yep. But we know who will get all the blame lol.

[Underdog 28229]

Going to give Wonder Leg a shot here? 

[TOR 5208]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Aubrey is gonna win me a title with Dallas driving deep I to his range. Aka crossing the 50. Then fizzling out

Dang.  66 yards here.  OH SHIT, DELAY!

He can make it.

Edited September 8 by TOR

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Fuck you, Fat Mike. YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

 

 

Fucking worthless fat fuck. You had ONE JOB, you mouthbreathing, Walmart-shopping, pig-fucking, aggy-worshipping, inbred moron.

Edited September 8 by Braff Zacklin

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Lmfao he’s gonna try 

[Drew 2267]

Are they really gonna try this? LMFAO

[Underdog 28229]

Fuck it… 71 yarder coming up.