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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again


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On 1/16/2025 at 10:42 AM, tbone_ said:

Because that’s really what fans want from their football team.

Hey, we can’t actually be good, so let’s just make it rasslin. 

I'd be willing to debate you that WWNFL with Jerrah and Deion as heels is more interesting to a lot of part time Cowboy fans like me, not to mention the Mexican contingent than the current dead horse beatings being shuffled out.

So, in a lot of ways, sadly, yes.

If my team ain't winning shit at least entertain me with some Telenovas action.

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22 hours ago, Drew said:

And THIS is all it's really about...

Jerruh will drag this to the SB if he can and maybe after.  He'd announce it at Half time so the entire 2nd half is spent talking about it.

BTW I'm in team "fuck it" and bring in Deion for the circus. Go full tilt.

 

BUT the only way that works is if Deion can get a real OC and DC in here.  Maybe Zimmer would stay(if people don't hate that) for Deion for a year.

I've said it before, Jones is the Trump of professional football. It has to ALL be about him, 24/7. I agree, bring in Sanders. 

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21 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd be willing to debate you that WWNFL with Jerrah and Deion as heels is more interesting to a lot of part time Cowboy fans like me, not to mention the Mexican contingent than the current dead horse beatings being shuffled out.

So, in a lot of ways, sadly, yes.

If my team ain't winning shit at least entertain me with some Telenovas action.

Jerry isn’t a heel though. He’s just a dumbass when it comes to football. 

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1 hour ago, Iceman said:

Jerry isn’t a heel though. He’s just a dumbass when it comes to football. 

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Riley) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

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29 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Reilly) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

Deion gives me hope...for calamity.  Jerry guarantees it.

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1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I've said it before, Jones is the Trump of professional football. It has to ALL be about him, 24/7. I agree, bring in Sanders. 

he's not hiring Prime because once he does it will all be about Prime, not Jerrah. He'll fire him within 2 years. 

Jerrah MUST be the center of attention. 

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59 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Riley) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

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1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I read in the Dallas paper that because Jerry just spent over 200 million on a 32 year old QB that his focus should be on a QB whisper. Someone like Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury. 

 

35 minutes ago, The Dog said:

he's not hiring Prime because once he does it will all be about Prime, not Jerrah. He'll fire him within 2 years. 

Jerrah MUST be the center of attention. 

Lane would do it , but probably conflicts with the second premise here 

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