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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again


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11 hours ago, mdmost said:

Supposedly Stephen and idiot Junior are pushing Daddy to hire Schottenheimer but Jerry wants to look at other option. Sweet Christ, does Stephen think they're going to blow through the billion dollars before his lifetime is over? It's generational fucking wealth that will be passed on. Think how much more the franchise would be worth if it won actually something. 

I don't believe that for a second, Jerry is the one who would likely be in love with the last name. I think it's Moore and just waiting for this weekends NFC East pukathon to end hopefully with an iggles loss. If Moore tells Jerry to fuck off even after interviewing then it's Shotty because why bother asking anyone else worth a shit. No fucking way a hot commodity like Joe Brady would work for that old shitstain.

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The anxiety about interviews doesn't really do help anybody. I'm just going to try to believe Jerry is  searching all options, and maybe will get lucky. I hope it's not going to be some old school guy that can't scheme for today. The more jobs that fill before the Cowboys hire, probably the least likely it will be an old guy unless it's somebody from the previous staff. 

Either way, any head coach Jerry would hire would probably probably not be a downgrade. Just depends on the staff.

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According to Jane Slater, an announcement should happen today. 

I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Brian Schottenheimer. 

Sorry, scratch that. I misread what she tweeted. But I hold the right to use this line later today or this weekend when it happens since Pete Carroll is no longer an option. 

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So, I guess it's only the Cowboys and Saints that need to fill a head coaching spot, if there are no snags with new coach contracts.

Cowboys have less competition. Not necessarily a bad thing, though they will likely fuck it up. But it may improve their chances of getting a break.

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

According to Jane Slater, an announcement should happen today. 

I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Brian Schottenheimer. 

Pretty much the worst possible scenario, unless it comes with a new hot shot offensive coordinator and some talented younger staff members. If Zimmer/Harris are back, that's probably a plus. Game management probably wouldn't be worse, maybe a step up, but an unknown.

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3 minutes ago, DougO said:

Pretty much the worst possible scenario, unless it comes with a new hot shot offensive coordinator and some talented younger staff members. If Zimmer/Harris are back, that's probably a plus. Game management probably wouldn't be worse, maybe a step up, but an unknown.

I misread her tweet. But there is nothing about this that could be good. This is more of the same to much worse given at least McCarthy knew how to assemble a Super Bowl winning staff. These fuckers will be flying blind. I bet Zimmer retires. 

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I misread her tweet. But there is nothing about this that could be good. This is more of the same to much worse given at least McCarthy knew how to assemble a Super Bowl winning staff. These fuckers will be flying blind. I bet Zimmer retires. 

But McCarthy knew how to fill a Superbowl winning staff in a different era, and had the benefit of top generational prime qb talent, which, arguably, some better coaches could have done even better with. His philosophy was badly out of date by the time he joined the Cowboys, and the same goes for all the old retread assistants he brough with him, despite their efforts to study new trends and renew their vigor. 

Zimmer would probably remain on the staff or be kept as a consultant. I could see Al Harris taking over as DC.

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Just now, ATXbronco said:

Carroll to Raiders... dude is 74 y/o!

Is Gruden not going to get any interest from the Jerry?

Gruden is blackballed from the NFL for his comments about the new-ish L.A. Stadium that was hosting the Superbowl which led to the release of some spicy emails from 10 years prior that someone was saving for a rainy day.   

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4 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Bring back Creed!

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***meant to edit my last post, not post again***

I've reached the point of not giving a fuck.  Born '83.  Some of my best childhood memories are Cowboy victories, Superbowls, and Thanksgiving turkey shared with family at tailgates in the Texas Stadium parking lot.  

But fuck 'em.  I'm done.  My 14 year old son tapped out after this year and so have I.  I will cheer for them, but I won't give a fuck win or lose.  

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