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11 hours ago, mdmost said:

Supposedly Stephen and idiot Junior are pushing Daddy to hire Schottenheimer but Jerry wants to look at other option. Sweet Christ, does Stephen think they're going to blow through the billion dollars before his lifetime is over? It's generational fucking wealth that will be passed on. Think how much more the franchise would be worth if it won actually something. 

I don't believe that for a second, Jerry is the one who would likely be in love with the last name. I think it's Moore and just waiting for this weekends NFC East pukathon to end hopefully with an iggles loss. If Moore tells Jerry to fuck off even after interviewing then it's Shotty because why bother asking anyone else worth a shit. No fucking way a hot commodity like Joe Brady would work for that old shitstain.

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13 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Nope. He’s heading to Vegas. It’s going to be Schotty. 

Okay. It's bad enough we're going to be saddled with the shittiest of options but can we all agree to not call him "Schotty"? It just makes a bad situation even worse. 

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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Okay. It's bad enough we're going to be saddled with the shittiest of options but can we all agree to not call him "Schotty"? It just makes a bad situation even worse. 

How about Schitty instead?

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52 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Okay. It's bad enough we're going to be saddled with the shittiest of options but can we all agree to not call him "Schotty"? It just makes a bad situation even worse. 

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Not too sorry that Pete is going to the AFC West. Maybe they can all beat each other up and eventually keep KC from seven-peating.

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The anxiety about interviews doesn't really do help anybody. I'm just going to try to believe Jerry is  searching all options, and maybe will get lucky. I hope it's not going to be some old school guy that can't scheme for today. The more jobs that fill before the Cowboys hire, probably the least likely it will be an old guy unless it's somebody from the previous staff. 

Either way, any head coach Jerry would hire would probably probably not be a downgrade. Just depends on the staff.

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According to Jane Slater, an announcement should happen today. 

I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Brian Schottenheimer. 

Sorry, scratch that. I misread what she tweeted. But I hold the right to use this line later today or this weekend when it happens since Pete Carroll is no longer an option. 

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So, I guess it's only the Cowboys and Saints that need to fill a head coaching spot, if there are no snags with new coach contracts.

Cowboys have less competition. Not necessarily a bad thing, though they will likely fuck it up. But it may improve their chances of getting a break.

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

According to Jane Slater, an announcement should happen today. 

I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Brian Schottenheimer. 

Pretty much the worst possible scenario, unless it comes with a new hot shot offensive coordinator and some talented younger staff members. If Zimmer/Harris are back, that's probably a plus. Game management probably wouldn't be worse, maybe a step up, but an unknown.

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3 minutes ago, DougO said:

Pretty much the worst possible scenario, unless it comes with a new hot shot offensive coordinator and some talented younger staff members. If Zimmer/Harris are back, that's probably a plus. Game management probably wouldn't be worse, maybe a step up, but an unknown.

I misread her tweet. But there is nothing about this that could be good. This is more of the same to much worse given at least McCarthy knew how to assemble a Super Bowl winning staff. These fuckers will be flying blind. I bet Zimmer retires. 

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15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But why?  How many super bowls did Marty win?  How many conference championships?

It’s Jerry Jones, bro.

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I misread her tweet. But there is nothing about this that could be good. This is more of the same to much worse given at least McCarthy knew how to assemble a Super Bowl winning staff. These fuckers will be flying blind. I bet Zimmer retires. 

But McCarthy knew how to fill a Superbowl winning staff in a different era, and had the benefit of top generational prime qb talent, which, arguably, some better coaches could have done even better with. His philosophy was badly out of date by the time he joined the Cowboys, and the same goes for all the old retread assistants he brough with him, despite their efforts to study new trends and renew their vigor. 

Zimmer would probably remain on the staff or be kept as a consultant. I could see Al Harris taking over as DC.

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Just now, ATXbronco said:

Carroll to Raiders... dude is 74 y/o!

Is Gruden not going to get any interest from the Jerry?

Gruden is blackballed from the NFL for his comments about the new-ish L.A. Stadium that was hosting the Superbowl which led to the release of some spicy emails from 10 years prior that someone was saving for a rainy day.   

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11 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Carroll to Raiders... dude is 74 y/o!

Is Gruden not going to get any interest from the Jerry?

74 is the new 54

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52 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Well he's also a shitty coach

I think Gruden was a very good coach in his time. But the dude spent a decade in the broadcast booth, and when he decided to jump back in, the game had passed him by. 

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17 minutes ago, lateshow said:

I think Gruden was a very good coach in his time. But the dude spent a decade in the broadcast booth, and when he decided to jump back in, the game had passed him by. 

The Bucs literally got worse every year he coached them

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39 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

The Bucs literally got worse every year he coached them

2002 12-4

2003 7-9

2004 5-11

2005 11-5 

2006 4-12

2007 9-7

2008 9-7

Literally the definition of not literally being worse each year.  Just some years.

Just fuckin'w with ya, of course.  Chucky is a weirdo.

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2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

Gruden is blackballed from the NFL for his comments about the new-ish L.A. Stadium that was hosting the Superbowl which led to the release of some spicy emails from 10 years prior that someone was saving for a rainy day.   

It was rainy that day, for sure. 

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4 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Bring back Creed!

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***meant to edit my last post, not post again***

I've reached the point of not giving a fuck.  Born '83.  Some of my best childhood memories are Cowboy victories, Superbowls, and Thanksgiving turkey shared with family at tailgates in the Texas Stadium parking lot.  

But fuck 'em.  I'm done.  My 14 year old son tapped out after this year and so have I.  I will cheer for them, but I won't give a fuck win or lose.  

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5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

The Bucs literally got worse every year he coached them

I liked Gruden's qb interviews and breakdowns. As a head coach, just another aging system guy, like McCarthy, and a lot of others.

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