Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Drew 2267]

They do be tackling better in this game.

whats the flag...

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Better defense there. Offense needs to wake the fuck up 

[Drew 2267]

good stand defense...of course Watson sucks and can't hit anyone deep, so that helps.

[TOR 5215]

Clipping.

Brady with some self-awareness, not bad.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Another fucking dlag

[TOR 5215]

Depeche Mode shoutout!  

[Drew 2267]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Better defense there. Offense needs to wake the fuck up 

I mean they did score 20 in the first half.  They've only had 1 drive this entire half. Probably a bit stagnant.  Let's hope drive 2 gets moving.

 

Besides the offense does better with long drives.

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Just now, TOR said:

Depeche Mode shoutout!  

You're not enjoying the silence?

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Stupid fucking penalty on the gunner.  We had field position and now a long ass field.  Goodwin is 34.  He knows better.

[AbeFroman 2051]

Well fuck

[TOR 5215]

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

You're not enjoying the silence?

Painful, to me.  Rips right through me.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Fuckkkkk

[Vic Mackey 46716]

Dropping like flies now. Great.

[Drew 2267]

fuck there goes ferguson for an extended time if not the year.

 

Needed to seal this game sooner...but fuck he was literally their 2nd best weapon on offense...along with the 3rd best in cooks.  

 

We are fucked...they'll bracket Lamb on every play in every game until someone else proves they can show up.

 

Edited September 8 by Drew

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Tweaked ankle. Didn't appear to roll enough to be a severe sprain. He should be fine ... but I'm only a Replay Doc. 

[TOR 5215]

Rub some dirt on it, Terd.

That was a nice Stetson.

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Just now, TOR said:

Painful, to me.  Rips right through me.

That was the Pancho's All You Can Eat Mexican Buffet, sir.

[dcar00 13961]

not good...may be done.

[Jive Turkey 12433]

First down would be nice here. 

[DigDug 1643]

In my expert medical opinion, he'll be alright.

[Firemans4Horn 17254]

🐢 🐢 🐢 

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

238 million 

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Tweaked ankle. Didn't appear to roll enough to be a severe sprain. He should be fine ... but I'm only a Replay Doc. 

Looked like a helmet to the knee.  That's gonna smart for awhile.  Hope it didn't damage anything.  

[Vic Mackey 46716]

Offense has turned into ass

[Drew 2267]

Let's hope he's alright...their defense has woken up, and our offense has fallen apart, the injuries aren't helping.

[TOR 5215]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That was the Pancho's All You Can Eat Mexican Buffet, sir.

I-45 Rauncho's FTW!  /raisesflag

[Jive Turkey 12433]

Looked like Brooks was open. Dak went to Lamb.

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Looked like a helmet to the knee.  That's gonna smart for awhile.  Hope it didn't damage anything.  

The helmet-to-lnee contact occurred in midair. As Ferguson came down, however, the defender was on the side of his foot and it rolled his ankle a bit.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Again, a fucking penalty kills a drive before it starts.  It changes everything you call.  It was a stupid fucking penalty from a veteran who should know better.

[TOR 5215]

Good thing DeShaun throws uncatchable balls, otherwise it could be PI.

[Drew 2267]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

238 million 

OMG please don't start this shit...he was nails in the first half and sat forever thanks to the punt return.  we can't do this after every bad throw/drive or it'll be insane.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1340]

Looks like the refs have stepped up their efforts to keep the game close (for the benefit of the viewers, of course).

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

That was a weird third-down call from Cleveland there. Guess they were planning on going for it from the start.

[Firemans4Horn 17254]

Watson is so bad

[Drew 2267]

They must have decide they were going for it anyways...only reason to run there.

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

OVERSHOWN!!!!!!

[Vic Mackey 46716]

Holy shit that was 2 terrible calls in a row by Cleveland lmao

[AbeFroman 2051]

Overshown fuck yeah!!

[Hagbard Celine 10557]

O

[Surly Bevo 24608]

Agent Zero is playing well

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Overshown a fucking rocket. Heat seeking missile

[Drew 2267]

Fuck thank you watson for being Ass Ass

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Agent O shot out of fucking cannon!!!!  What a play!!!!!

[Real Papi 970]

DMO! 

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

He’s so fucking fast

[Irish Wrist Watch 1340]

Great call, Cleveland. Refs can't help you now

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Dowdle is not dawdling.

[Drew 2267]

More Dowdle please...just keep running this fucking clock.  make it easy.

Cooks back? 

[TOR 5215]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Dowdle is not dawdling.

 

[Horn80 6016]

McCarthy’s clock management rears ugly head.