Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

Seriously ugh 

[Drew 2924]

He saw the blitz and they picked it up...looks like he couldn't decide to go to the short guy or the deeper guy...both were open. he threw between them.

 

Not a good throw.

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

White hat standing there a whole ass fight going on behind him hahah

[Drew 2924]

and a delay of game?!?  Fuck cmon Dak.  This is not a good look.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Legatron strikes again.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Does their Mr. potato head coach know how to call a timeout to avoid delay of game?

[TOR 6125]

There you go, Sgt Hulka.  Snuck it in nice.

[Drew 2924]

Still think we suck at screens...very rarely hit them.

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

Bootyhole offense. Thank you Aubrey 

Just now, TOR said:

There you go, Sgt Hulka.  Snuck it in nice.

Single handedly winning for me haha

[Horn80 6359]

Burkhardt was great choice to pair Brady with.  

[dcar00 14963]

Does McCarthy not have anyone watching the play clock?  I mean for fucks sake.

[TOR 6125]

Just now, Drew said:

Still think we suck at screens...very rarely hit them.

The jet sweep was catching the browns going the wrong way, good thing we went away from it.

[DigDug 1738]

Do announcers have to sit there literally touching shoulders?    Get off of me weirdo

[TOR 6125]

Oh that was a slobber-knocker.  

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

The jet sweep was catching the browns going the wrong way, good thing we went away from it.

 

['stache 22133]

I can’t stand Brady’s voice, sounds like a teenager.

[TOR 6125]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I can’t stand Brady’s voice, sounds like a teenager.

He broke character earlier and was speaking in his natural voice, not this high-pitched whine he is using.  Weird.

[DigDug 1738]

Cleveland has a worse skyline than Waco

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

OVERSHOWN again!!!

 

He's our third-down, pass-rushing, heat-seeking specialist.

Edited September 8 by Braff Zacklin

[Horn80 6359]

Watson going to need ice bath later.

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

Overshown hahahaha

['stache 22133]

Browns fans must have left, no more booing, lol. 

[Real Papi 1113]

Hell yeh.  DMO again.  Hook’em!

[Drew 2924]

Man that 3rd down should have ended the drive...but i like this solid version of the defense instead of the feast or famine defense.

[TOR 6125]

Luepke rumbling fumbling stumbling, f*ck yeah.

[Drew 2924]

Man that 3rd down should have ended the drive...but i like this solid version of the defense instead of the feast or famine defense.

 

And MAYBE the FB is the new TE weapon.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

16 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Looked like a helmet to the knee.  That's gonna smart for awhile.  Hope it didn't damage anything.  

 They just said his knee was being looked at, btw. So you were right.

[mdleast 8521]

[AbeFroman 3113]

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

He broke character earlier and was speaking in his natural voice, not this high-pitched whine he is using.  Weird.

[Drew 2924]

Let's hope they score here and can sit Lamb/Dak and anyone else they're worried about getting injured

[Horn80 6359]

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

He broke character earlier and was speaking in his natural voice, not this high-pitched whine he is using.  Weird.

Guess Erin found him….

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

He broke character earlier and was speaking in his natural voice, not this high-pitched whine he is using.  Weird.

He's a San Mateo product, so he's got that ever-changing pitch that Bill Hader exemplifies in The Californians.

 

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

Dallas must avg 10 penalties a game 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

He's a San Mateo product, so he's got that ever-changing pitch that Bill Hader exemplifies in The Californians.

 

I fucking hate how accurate this is 

[TOR 6125]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Guess Erin found him….

Her moist shortcake was pretty obvious.

[Drew 2924]

Ugh a flag...gonna take away the nice run.  

 

This offense is still missing speed btw.  The Worthy or Hill speed.

 

And man there have been a TON of dropped passes today.

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

Jesus. Christ this offense is dog shit. But let’s go Jesus Leg. 

[Vic Mackey 47953]

Yay more FGs

[Drew 2924]

3rd and long give up plays...love it.

 

Almost as much as the 2nd and 10 run that i'm sure will "catch them off guard!"

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus. Christ this offense is dog shit. But let’s go Jesus Leg. 

Almost like they're just going through the fucking motions...dak has had a few piss poor passes, but a bunch more dropped passes, and/or lackluster play calls, like normal. 

[Underdog 29186]

Aubrey with more points than the offense. 

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

This is most of these guys pre season since none of them take any snaps

[TOR 6125]

Damn, that run looked like the 86 Browns.  

[Drew 2924]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is most of these guys pre season since none of them take any snaps

yeah probalby a good point.

[TOR 6125]

7 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's a San Mateo product, so he's got that ever-changing pitch that Bill Hader exemplifies in The Californians.

 

I can't un-hear this.  

[Horn80 6359]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Aubrey with more points than the offense. 

Obligatory.  Special teams special.

[Drew 2924]

gonna love this game ending up 36-23 and making out like it was a good game.  Just meh 2nd half.  LIke both teams know it's sorta over.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

I can't un-hear this.  

I celebrate that entire series of sketches. Fred Armisen lived to make Bill Hader break.

 

Edit: Diggs doing Diggs thing. Good to see him back!

Edited September 8 by Braff Zacklin

[TOR 6125]

DIGGS!  

That throw was kind of shite tho.

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

I thought defense would be the weak link.  But they played as good as our Offense played bad 

 

diggs is baaaaaackkkk

[Drew 2924]

Diggs is back baby!

[Bullneck 19520]

I just saw Mike Zimmer is the defensive coordinator.