Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Firemans4Horn 17,847]

This is the last cowboys game I’m watching on purpose. This is giving me eye cancer. 

[texastroubadour 1,204]

this crew…

[dcar00 14,036]

McCarthy needs to be fired.  they are dumb and undisciplined just like their coach.

[Horn80 6,075]

Actually feel sorry for Dak tonight.  

[AbeFroman 2,117]

Dak over there watching youtube

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

OL has to be one of the worst in the league. Everyone seems slow. 

Defense is the worst in the league.

This team fucking blows.

Just now, dcar00 said:

McCarthy needs to be fired.  they are dumb and undisciplined just like their coach.

Get rid of Zimmer, too.

[DixonHur 11,236]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Dak over there watching youtube

*Prime 

[Horn80 6,075]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This is the last cowboys game I’m watching on purpose. This is giving me eye cancer. 

I’m think colon.

[Firemans4Horn 17,847]

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

this crew…

What calls did the get wrong other than the facemask (which should have been against the cowboys). Guyton is like a make a wish kid out there holding on every other play. They’ve jumped offsides 3 times. They had 12 men on the field. 
 

Very obvious penalties. 

[dcar00 14,036]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Dak over there watching youtube

he's catching up on Rings of Power on Prime.

[dcar00 14,036]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

OL has to be one of the worst in the league. Everyone seems slow. 

Defense is the worst in the league.

This team fucking blows.

Get rid of Zimmer, too.

Sure. he's like a don't care at this point.  they are all retreads.

[AbeFroman 2,117]

The refs going to start announcing penalties, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

[gofuckyourself 8,132]

9 cowboy first half penalties.

The team record is apparently 18.

I think they can do it.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,345]

Dak is 14 out of 16.

[dcar00 14,036]

someone must have trolled the cowboys to get them to take Guyton.  He's undersized, slow, stupid and a sooner.  He has to hold to play left tackle in the NFL

[boilerhorn 1,336]

I cannot believe the spouses of these halftime commenter guys let them out of the house dressed like clowns.

[DaysOff 7,854]

Quick halftime

[Horn80 6,075]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

OL has to be one of the worst in the league. Everyone seems slow. 

Defense is the worst in the league.

This team fucking blows.

Get rid of Zimmer, too.

This looks like one of the weakest Cowboy team in a long time.  

[boilerhorn 1,336]

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

I cannot believe the spouses of these halftime commenter guys let them out of the house dressed like clowns.

Just saw the postgame was sponsored by JC Penney, so it makes a little more sense. 

[Kel Varnsen 8,430]

Herbie sucking so much dick his lips are chapped.

[DixonHur 11,236]

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Just saw the postgame was sponsored by JC Penney, so it makes a little more sense. 

So, Amazon is buying JC Penny?

[AbeFroman 2,117]

What's funny is, Everybody and I mean Everybody, said are you going to address the running game?  Are you going to after a free agent splash or draft a back?

Nahh we're good

[gofuckyourself 8,132]

Mazi about to be defensive player of the year.

[AbeFroman 2,117]

Look at Mazi's fat ass

[Firemans4Horn 17,847]

Is there a worse defense against screen passes in NFL history?

[boilerhorn 1,336]

Dallas looks like a 4 win team.

[AbeFroman 2,117]

Not even thinking about putting pressure on the quarterback

[texastroubadour 1,204]

good lord jesus christ 

[DixonHur 11,236]

Look at the remaining schedule... I see 3-4 more wins.  And that includes a split with the Giants.

[DixonHur 11,236]

Liufau is awful.  The fact that he's on the field at all speaks volumes about the talent level on D.

[Horn80 6,075]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Not even thinking about putting pressure on the quarterback

When Cowboys use a first round pick on Mazi it’s not hard to understand why.

[The Original CaliHorn 66]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

When Cowboys use a first round pick on Mazi it’s not hard to understand why.

At least we have our Longhorns to hang our hat on

[AbeFroman 2,117]

Maybe Overshown can make a play.

[dcar00 14,036]

overshown is a player.

[Firemans4Horn 17,847]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Maybe Overshown can make a play.

Their only hope

[TornACL 7,682]

If we had 11 Overshowns we could rule the world.

[Firemans4Horn 17,847]

Just now, TornACL said:

If we had 11 Overshowns we could rule the world.

 run defense and pass rush would be about the same 😂 

[AbeFroman 2,117]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Their only hope

I would normally gloat about guessing right, but you're right.  I mean who the fuck else is going to?

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Defense is once again forcing the offense to be almost perfect.  Have to get points and our rookies are struggling tonight on the OL.

[AbeFroman 2,117]

Fucking Guyton

[Drew 2,331]

Guyton again.  
 

Jesus Christ the technique is very bad. 

[DixonHur 11,236]

Hey Guyton, these aren't Big12 refs and you're not playing Texas.  You can't hold anymore.

[Drew 2,331]

Best player in the NFL. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Guyton and McCarthy have cost us about 6 points tonight..... Aubrey is a stud.  Nothing new.

[texastroubadour 1,204]

unclutchiest qb in the league 

[Firemans4Horn 17,847]

Nice pick Jerruh. Guyton is worse than that spare that gave up 7 sacks to the Falcons in one game. 

[Horn80 6,075]

60 yard FG.  Holy shit 

[Firemans4Horn 17,847]

Just now, texastroubadour said:

unclutchiest qb in the league 

He’s not the left tackle fucking up every drive. 

[dcar00 14,036]

throw was late.

the Guyton hold was weak.  dude tripped and fell.  

Aubrey is MVP this year since we are winning about 5 games.

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

Didn't clear that 60yd FGs by as much as usual. Sucks!!