Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[The_Great_Hornsby 3586]

Aubrey is the Cowboys MVP this year. What an absolute animal. 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Just now, texastroubadour said:

unclutchiest qb in the league 

LOL.  What a stupid comment.

[futureman 22664]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Didn't clear that 60yd FGs by as much as usual. Sucks!!

I noticed that as well.  he's past his prime.

[Vic Mackey 47847]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Nice pick Jerruh. Guyton is worse than that spare that gave up 7 sacks to the Falcons in one game. 

Chaz Green! lol. The game we made zero adjustments to him getting beat literally all game long. 

[futureman 22664]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL.  What a stupid comment.

how so?

[AbeFroman 3090]

His plant foot slipped a little and he still got 60.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Chaz Green! lol. The game we made zero adjustments to him getting beat literally all game long. 

Exactly.  Give the dude help..... He's struggling like most rookie LT's, but help him out.  

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Let’s not have Aubrey kick one out of the stadium and have them start on the 25. How about the 32 instead. 

[Vic Mackey 47847]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Exactly.  Give the dude help..... He's struggling like most rookie LT's, but help him out.  

That actually takes proactive coaching and adjustments. Not Dallas. We have one gameplan and don't stray no matter what. 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Nice play 94

[Vic Mackey 47847]

3rd and long, a chance for a quick out. How does defense screw this up?

[AbeFroman 3090]

Hey hey, a sack

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Finally made a tackle in space. 

[dcar00 14902]

nice play by lewis

[Vic Mackey 47847]

Wow a quick stop. Stop the presses!

[Drew 2833]

Couple of good individual defensive plays back to back. 

[Horn80 6313]

Defense actually made them punt.  

[AbeFroman 3090]

Now go down and score for real and break their will.

[TornACL 7791]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

I noticed that as well.  he's past his prime.

Probably just wearing down just like Micah does every year.

[dcar00 14902]

TD wins it.  can we do it?

[TornACL 7791]

The Cowboys are comfortable playing NYG's mediocre brand of football. Dallas has been perfecting that for decades.

[Drew 2833]

Jesus Christ a good run is always a hold. 

['stache 22117]

I'm so pissed Fat Mike didn't let Aubrey try that 66 yarder against Cleveland. 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Yay, more flags!

[AbeFroman 3090]

And a goddamn flag

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

jesus fucking christ. every third play by dalls is a flag

[satyanash 15358]

Michaels said "hold" instead of hole, he knew the flag was coming even before the play ended.

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Guyton couldn’t block my grandmother

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Dude.... Zeke is washed.  Don't run a draw to him.  Is Rico hurt?

[Surly Bevo 25655]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm so pissed Fat Mike didn't let Aubrey try that 66 yarder against Cleveland. 

71 yarder, they took a delay while contemplating the 66 yarder (that he made after the whistle blew)

Edited September 27 by Surly Bevo

[Drew 2833]

So this drive is over. 
 

forgot one penalty absolutely meant give up. 
 

1st and 19 run.  Makes so much fucking sense.  
 

now you’ll do another give up run and then ask Dak to convert a 3rd and 12 deep in his own territory. 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

What the fuck was that 3rd down play call? Dak dumped it off immediately. 

[Vic Mackey 47847]

3rd and 12 and that's the call? Lol

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Run, run, pass, punt.  Smart, Mike.  Fucking dolt.  

[Surly Bevo 25655]

Way too many fullback touches

[Drew 2833]

And that penalty not only destroyed their drive it gifted the giants most likely points 

[Real Papi 1093]

Shitty damn swing pass.  🤦‍♂️ 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Just run 4 verts and throw it downfield. That bullshit to the fullback is the loseriest shit you will see all week. 

[dcar00 14902]

how are those holds?  give me a fucking break.

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

the swing pass was thrown so badly that it could only have gotten 1 yard of gain.    zero chance of being able to catch it and run upfield

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Just run 4 verts and throw it downfield. That bullshit to the fullback is the loseriest shit you will see all week. 

Not sure we'd have enough time to run verticals.  Guyton is getting beat like he stole something..... He had a good TC, but he's really hurting out there.

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

Dallas tackles as well as a Mack Brown led team

['stache 22117]

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

71 yarder, they took a delay while contemplating the 66 yarder (that he made after the whistle blew)

Yup, I thought it sounded wrong, so fucking pissed.

[Surly Bevo 25655]

This is setting up for a loss in the 4Q

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

This is setting up for a loss in the 4Q

Sadly...... yes.  They're going to get one big play and steal this.

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

A flag is down

[TOR 6107]

Watching Army just giving it to Temple (sorry, corch drayton).

 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Jones has a noodle arm

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

gotta love that refs completely ignore the fucking stiff arm to the face a  full second before the ball got to him