Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[TOR 5518]

Some awesome coaching on that series.

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

LOL!  Fat McCarthy needs to never think he can out think someone.  So stupid.

And the Brooks got the first down on 2nd down.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Genius 3rd and 1 play. Genius sequence all around. 

[heso 2763]

5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL.  Steelers are such pussies in the booth.  This is the worst defense they'll play all year and they run on 3rd and long.  JFC.

 

The Steelers offense has become so unbelievably risk averse the last few years. They do everything they can to win games 12-9. 

['stache 21778]

Nice non-challenge you fat fuck. 

[texastroubadour 1208]

fire fatass 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Has rushing a quick play on short yardage ever fucking worked? Like ever?

[DixonHur 11277]

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

[Billy Pilgrim 1949]

So much stupid in that sequence.

[Hermanator 7000]

Just now, DixonHur said:

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

He's a rookie

[DixonHur 11277]

Just now, Hermanator said:

He's a rookie

And?

[The Dog 43873]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Thought that was first down.

It was. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

I knew this guy was gonna be a failure when he was throwing Horns Down in draft intro video

[Hermanator 7000]

Just now, DixonHur said:

And?

You expect rookies to be great? 

Some do. Most need time to develop

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

He's a rookie

He’s a shitty rookie

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Nice pick 

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Grab the ball dildo

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Hold on to the fucking ball, Hooker!!!!  I mean, we're not going to get many opportunities.... 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Refs have eagle eyes on us ever since Jerry said these fucks shouldn’t get paid full time

[DixonHur 11277]

Just now, Hermanator said:

You expect rookies to be great? 

Some do. Most need time to develop

No, I expect 1st rounders to be serviceable.   Guyton is not.

[tx 3 putt 76594]

damn thought we had it

Edited October 7 by tx 3 putt

[texastroubadour 1208]

refs made sure pitt go it back

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

How the fuck do we not get that 

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Nice challenge you human Cheeto

[AbeFroman 2144]

The absolute worst challenging team in the league and it's not close

[heso 2763]

lol that’s gonna be a wasted challenge

[TOR 5518]

Oh NOW the fat idiot challenges.  Just about perfect.

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

What is Fat McCarthy challenging???

Is this guy fucking special needs????

YOu like just giving timeouts away???

 

[DixonHur 11277]

Bad challenge... the Cowboys apparently skip arm day

['stache 21778]

McCarthy is fucking worthless. A fucking clinic on incompetence. A perfect jerry puppet.

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Wasted challenge. I fucking hate this team

[Billy Pilgrim 1949]

Challenges that stupid shit and not the spot for first down???

[DixonHur 11277]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

We played Cleveland and NY

Edited October 7 by DixonHur

['stache 21778]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

[Wally Pryor 5252]

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

refs made sure pitt go it back

Except Fields wanted it more than the Cowboys defensive guy. 

 

[Billy Pilgrim 1949]

I’m fully confident we’re about to give the Steelers a free first down on a defensive penalty on this next play.

[TOR 5518]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

It is a mystery.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

That was probably the stupidest challenge I’ve seen in 5 years. 

[AbeFroman 2144]

Poor communication and bad judgement

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

You know what I love about all my fellow cowboy fans. We hate these fuckers so much. Bain of our existence.  But fuck we cannot quit these losers 🤣🤣🤣. Reading these comments has me laughing. There isn’t a harder group of stone hearted people than cowboy fans 

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Guyton is worthless. Jesus. 

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Our offensive play calling is the Mike Mcarthy challenges of play calling 

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Nice throw and catch. We’re in Aubrey territory. 

[Horn80 6110]

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It was. 

Cowboys got to be the worst regarding challenges.

[TOR 5518]

The Quarter Billion Dollar Man, ladies and gentlemen.

[AbeFroman 2144]

jesus fucking christ you have to be kidding me

[gofuckyourself 8164]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nice throw and catch. We’re in Aubrey territory. 

Until Dak Daks it up.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

If you’re going to run the zone-read then run the zone-read. Dak should have kept it. 
 

and on cue Terrance Steele turns back into a human turnstile. 

[tx 3 putt 76594]

fuuuuuuuuuuck