Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Dak is such dog shit. Immobile dog shit 

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

So terrible. 

[texastroubadour 1208]

so fucking predictable 

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Until Dak Daks it up.

Both tackles are getting whipped

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Fuck that..... Our OT's are turnstiles but that's on Dak.  Get rid of the fucking ball!!!!  You know they suck.  Get rid of the ball.

 

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Throw the challenge flag Cheeto fingers. 

['stache 21778]

Line play on both sides is pathetic. Just a bunch of bodies standing around doing jack fucking shit. 

[Dbeasy 15008]

QB 101. When you’ve held the ball for several seconds, THROW IT AWAY. Idiot. No excuse for a veteran QB to do that. 

[Hermanator 7000]

11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

No, I expect 1st rounders to be serviceable.   Guyton is not.

Not every first round will be as a rookie. It's an unreasonable expectation. 

That's great Dak. Hold the ball for 4 seconds. No rush coming at all

[Vito Andolini 9115]

Guyton is worthless

[DixonHur 11277]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

and on cue Terrance Steele turns back into a human turnstile. 

Yes, but looked like LB was the one that hit Dak first.

[TOR 5518]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Fuck that..... Our OT's are turnstiles but that's on Dak.  Get rid of the fucking ball!!!!  You know they suck.  Get rid of the ball.

 

His internal clock is too busy counting money to throw the ball away and take 3 points.

Bet that 3 is going to come back to bite them, too.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. Nice work front office. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1949]

Dak’s contract has set this franchise back a decade. Needed to rebuild from scratch. Trade him and micah for draft picks.

[Huckleberry 32762]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Both tackles are getting whipped

 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

QB 101. When you’ve held the ball for several seconds, THROW IT AWAY. Idiot. No excuse for a veteran QB to do that. 

Both of these are correct. Tackles are garbage but that turnover is 100% on Pearson. No internal clock and he could see the rush coming. Have to get the field goal there. Terrible play. 

[DixonHur 11277]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Not every first round will be as a rookie. It's an unreasonable expectation. 

Then he shouldn't be starting.  He is terrible.  And I'll make a bet right now that he never will.

[texastroubadour 1208]

Rout begins now doesn’t it?

[Dbeasy 15008]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Guyton is worthless

His college resume is very suspect. Basically one year at OT after playing at TCU as an unimportant player. Yet the Cowboys spent a first round draft choice on him. Ridiculous risk. 

[Rex Kramer 1311]

Good game plan tonight by McCarthy and Zimmer. It’s plays like Dak’s fumble that make him a choker. Just a terrible play. 

[TOR 5518]

At least the Watts aren't quite as obnoxious as the Kelce's.

What you do, Zero?

[Rex Kramer 1311]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Guyton is worthless

He is but that’s on Steele

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. Nice work front office. 

Will haunt us like Zeke over Ramsey..... Actually more because Zeke had 5 good years.

[gofuckyourself 8164]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

 

Both of these are correct. Tackles are garbage but that turnover is 100% on Pearson. No internal clock and he could see the rush coming. Have to get the field goal there. Terrible play. 

Fucking Cowboys are so bad even Drew Pearson's legacy getting dragged through the mud 

[LonghornJudas 1093]

Love that Overshown is making a name for himself so early in his career.

[DixonHur 11277]

Give him hell Overshown

[tx 3 putt 76597]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. Nice work front office. 

 

epic, epic, epic fail 

drafted a low energy / effort guy over a high motor guy 

['stache 21778]

Challenge! Lol, this defense is so fucking stupid.

[TOR 5518]

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Rout begins now doesn’t it?

C"mon, this is the Stillers.  It could be 15-12 with no touchdowns.

[Dbeasy 15008]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

Both of these are correct. Tackles are garbage but that turnover is 100% on Pearson. No internal clock and he could see the rush coming. Have to get the field goal there. Terrible play. 

Drew Pearson?

[LonghornJudas 1093]

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Rout begins now doesn’t it?

No because both of these teams are ass.

[Huckleberry 32762]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Fucking Cowboys are so bad even Drew Pearson's legacy getting dragged through the mud 

I'm traumatized

(And it was actually an old man moment regarding an old Longhorn Dakarai Pearson)

Edited October 7 by Huckleberry

[boilerhorn 1342]

Steeler offensive idiocy is the perfect match for Dallas defensive incompetence

[lilMAC25 3780]

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

One game against a good defense. 

Also, he was actually playing really well until he took a heavy shot to the ribs.  He came back after one play, but he really wasn't the same after that, so I wonder whether he was playing hurt.

Hang your hat on Darnold? Thats a decision.

[DixonHur 11277]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Drew Pearson?

Preston

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

Preston Pearson

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Drew Pearson?

Preston Pearson?

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

dammit dixon

[Rex Kramer 1311]

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Line play on both sides is pathetic. Just a bunch of bodies standing around doing jack fucking shit. 

You’re clearly not watching the Dallas DL. 

[Updawg 2262]

Dak’s contract has set this franchise back a decade. Needed to rebuild from scratch. Trade him and micah for draft picks.

How can you trade that shit?

[lilMAC25 3780]

7 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Fuck that..... Our OT's are turnstiles but that's on Dak.  Get rid of the fucking ball!!!!  You know they suck.  Get rid of the ball.

 

He had tons of time on that play. It MUST be thrown away before then, but the stupid fuck decides to hold onto it and take the sack and fumbles it for good measure.

 

 

Just plain stupid.

Edited October 7 by lilMAC25

[Knoxtnhorn 5966]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. Nice work front office. 

They made up for it with Mazzie.

[DixonHur 11277]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

dammit dixon

Preston Pearson was my next-door neighbor when I was growing up, so he's always top of mind when it comes to the Pearsons.

['stache 21778]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Hang your hat on Darnold? Thats a decision.

Everyone else gets to make excuses. 

[horn009 139]

Dak has a lot of Romo in him, and that's not a compliment. 

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

the skeletor will die before dak collects his last dime from the cowboys

['stache 21778]

Apparently some shit went down in the Padres Dodgers game. Should have just watched that. 

[DixonHur 11277]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

They made up for it with Mazzie.

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

Just now, DixonHur said:

Preston Pearson was my next-door neighbor when I was growing up, so he's always top of mind when it comes to the Pearsons.

my dad built dorsett's house in sachse and i grew up 12 blocks from staubach when he lived on prairie creek drive west in canyon creek

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

the skeletor will die before dak collects his last dime from the cowboys

Good..... hope it's soon.  Only hope.

[Jive Turkey 12576]

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Will haunt us like Zeke over Ramsey..... Actually more because Zeke had 5 good years.

Don’t forget the second round that year.

Dallas could have taken Jalen Ramsey in the first round and Derrick Henry in the second. Instead, we got Zeke in the first and Jaylon Smith in the second. So stupid. And compounded it by giving Zeke that second contract and that dumb extension to Jaylon. 

Edited October 7 by Jive Turkey