Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

That’s a Cowboy level penalty. Facemask when he's going out of bounds. 

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

1 minute ago, horn009 said:

Dak has a lot of Romo in him, and that's not a compliment. 

dak is danny white

[Surly Bevo 24870]

Both of these teams seem like they suck

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Spann-Ford blocks like a quarterback. 

[Stunns38 3438]

Ref is trying to square up

[gofuckyourself 8164]

In Turd we trust

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

dak is danny white

Well, where the fuck was our Roger Staubach?  We fucking missed out on him.....

[TOR 5518]

THE MIGHTY TURD

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Because we have zero run game. We have to run reverses. And WR flair outs.are the the only team in the NFL with less than zero run game 

[LonghornJudas 1093]

Good blocking downfield by Lamb.

[Surly Bevo 24870]

I will say this for that fucking Sooner, he has never shied away from being physical with or without the ball down the field.  

[DixonHur 11277]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dak is danny white

I think you meant Gary Hogeboom

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Fucking Steele getting beat like a drum in the run game now..... We need a good OT so bad.

[texastroubadour 1208]

field goal or turnover?

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Guyton has help inside and somehow forces Watt outside and gets beat. 

[TOR 5518]

Did guyton strain his vagina?

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

This team is made of paper mache 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

We have to have the slowest RBs in the NFL. We have to

[Stunns38 3438]

Because we have zero run game. We have to run reverses. And WR flair outs.are the the only team in the NFL with less than zero run game 

Not sure why the Cowboys didn’t take a flyer on Kareem Hunt earlier in the season.

[LonghornJudas 1093]

We have 14 yards rushing...

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

TJ Bass out.  Are we about to kick Tyler Smith out to LT?  Oh boy..... He's a very good guard and showed some promise at tackle, but he grabs a lot.  I guess it can't get worse.... can it?

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

We have to have the slowest RBs in the NFL. We have to

Zeke’s got nothing left. 
 

[DixonHur 11277]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Did guyton strain his vagina?

Guyton is the one player whose back-up might actually be an upgrade

[gofuckyourself 8164]

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

We have 14 yards rushing...

For the season?

Because I would believe it.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Terrance Steele is the McCarthy challenge of tackles

[Surly Bevo 24870]

3 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

field goal or turnover?

mental mistake penalty first

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

I fucking hate Terrence Steele, he's a bad RT and a worse contract.  You want to know someone who really steals money?  There's your guy.  

[DixonHur 11277]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Terrance Steele is the McCarthy challenge of tackles

Maybe Steele can get hurt too

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Aubrey for Heisman

[AbeFroman 2144]

If we score a touchdown tonight, it will be a miracle.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I fucking hate Terrence Steele, he's a bad RT and a worse contract.  You want to know someone who really steals money?  There's your guy.  

I doubt Steele or his agent thought he would get 70% of what the cowboys offered him. Cowboys literally were negotiating against themselves. 

[texastroubadour 1208]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

mental mistake penalty first

my bad…i forgot to take into account our ineptitude 

[Carl Spackler 3473]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Hang your hat on Darnold? Thats a decision.

He's on a 1-year contract, so if you want to say that Minnesota is "hanging their hat" on him, that's certainly a . . . take. 

The plan all along was that Darnold would start in '24 and mentor McCarthy for a season, with the kid taking over the reins in '25.  Darnold is basically a one-year rental.  The hope was that Darnold would at least be solid and that he would have a better chance of succeeding in a system that offered him a great offensive mind as a head coach, major weapons at his disposal (Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, Jones, etc.), and a decent O-line than he had in the the dumpster fires he found himself in during the first two stops of his career (NYJ and Carolina).  So far that "decision" seems to be working pretty well.  It's certainly possible that things might go south later this season.  If that happens, the Vikings simply cut the cord and let him walk in free agency next offseason.     

[DixonHur 11277]

So, apparently, we don't trust our $250M QB to throw it 20 years so we run the full back up the middle and settle for a field goal instead. smh

[Surly Bevo 24870]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

If we score a touchdown tonight, it will be a miracle.

Like Romo?

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Holding

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

So, apparently, we don't trust our $250M QB to throw it 20 years so we run the full back up the middle and settle for a field goal instead. smh

First, good on you to realize a year can actually be a measure of distance.  And I don't think any QBs can throw it 20 years..... so probably we don't.  Also, maybe we don't trust our Offensive line is the more likely scenario so you're not really good with probability either.

 

[Stunns38 3438]

Nice hold

[texastroubadour 1208]

holding?

[LonghornJudas 1093]

That was a hold, right? LOL

[boilerhorn 1342]

Pittsburgh OC is dumber than Zimmer

[LonghornJudas 1093]

I mean that was in the middle of the field with no one around. I don't know how you miss it.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

The cowboys dline is a bunch of names you see in a preseason game. Not that the starters were any good the first 3 weeks of the season. 

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Watching this game, because I hate myself, I think in hindsight the NFL should have declared it a 0-0 tie.

Same difference.

[Stunns38 3438]

Pittsburgh OC is dumber than Zimmer

Awwwe, Arthur Smith. Nothing else needs to be said

[TOR 5518]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys dline is a bunch of names you see in a preseason game. Not that the starters were any good the first 3 weeks of the season. 

Getting the stillers off the field, tho.

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

2.0 YPC lol

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Dr. Kevorkian would have used footage of this game as a means to perform his mercy killings.

[TOR 5518]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Watching this game, because I hate myself, I think in hindsight the NFL should have declared it a 0-0 tie.

Same difference.

The weekly meeting of angst, regret, and self-loathing.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Nice clean pocket leads to a big play