Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Huge play..... Love to see it.

[ITHorn 798]

Fitzpatrick acting like that was a Vandy WR..

[DixonHur 11277]

Amazing what you can do when your tackles block

[texastroubadour 1208]

We have to score on those plays

[TOR 5518]

Touchdown puts the stillers away.  FG might mean OT.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

2 yard run incoming

[AbeFroman 2144]

unfuckingbelievable

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Dak cashin' them checks yo.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Good thing they hurried up for that fucking moronic play. 

[texastroubadour 1208]

on cue

[TOR 5518]

Of COURSE dak throws an interception while trying to hurry.  2 on the night.

[Stunns38 3438]

Dak’d

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Dak fucking sucks so much dick 

[LonghornJudas 1093]

$240m awareness on display

[Surly Bevo 24870]

cool pass

['stache 21778]

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Dude single handedly removed 6-10 points off the scoreboard you overpaid piece of shit 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

Prescott is so fucking bad. Not good enough to win a super bowl, but just good enough to get a big contract that kills the team's salary cap. 

[DixonHur 11277]

16 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So, apparently, we don't trust our $250M QB to throw it 20 years so we run the full back up the middle and settle for a field goal instead. smh

Well, I guess now I know why.

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Cowboys have 2 timeouts… because of the worst challenge in 10 years. 

[Lat22 4007]

Dak lol. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

We should give Dak a raise.

/drew

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Dude single handedly removed 6-10 points off the scoreboard you overpaid piece of shit 

This, he literally is the only reason this game is close. 

[tx 3 putt 76593]

nooooooooooo

[Huckleberry 32762]

So in my defense I think maybe Dak Pearson would be a better QB tonight.

[Vermin 3042]

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Prescott is so fucking bad. Not good enough to win a super bowl, but just good enough to get a big contract that kills the team's salary cap. 

I think only Jerry would pay the $60M/year. On the introduction it says he was ranked 21 of 32 ranked by PFF.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

We should give Dak a raise.

/drew

Drew is gonna need to give him one hell of a blowjob at halftime to get Dak ready for the second half. 

[horn009 139]

Watching Dak is just as bad as watching Garrett Gilbert as the Texas quarterback was. 

[tokamak 6353]

Gee it sure would’ve been nice to get points there

[Rex Kramer 1311]

Another red zone turnover. Choke artist

[Irish Wrist Watch 1357]

Just take the motherfucker out of the game. 

Sit him on his $60million ass for a quarter. Fuck Prescott and Jerry Jones

[Hermanator 7000]

 

Darnold costing the Vikings... $10 million

Dak costs ... $60 million 

Yeah, keep overpaying QBs who aren't elite. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

That throw looks even worse on the replay

[lilMAC25 3780]

19 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

He's on a 1-year contract, so if you want to say that Minnesota is "hanging their hat" on him, that's certainly a . . . take. 

The plan all along was that Darnold would start in '24 and mentor McCarthy for a season, with the kid taking over the reins in '25.  Darnold is basically a one-year rental.  The hope was that Darnold would at least be solid and that he would have a better chance of succeeding in a system that offered him a great offensive mind as a head coach, major weapons at his disposal (Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, Jones, etc.), and a decent O-line than he had in the the dumpster fires he found himself in during the first two stops of his career (NYJ and Carolina).  So far that "decision" seems to be working pretty well.  It's certainly possible that things might go south later this season.  If that happens, the Vikings simply cut the cord and let him walk in free agency next offseason.     

I’m saying YOU are hanging your hat on him.

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

I'm going to guess that int was actually a misread by CeeDee and not Dak or at least they certainly didn't read the same thing.

['stache 21778]

Stupid fucking sooner fuck. 

[Vic Mackey 46976]

3 possessions in the red zone. 3 points. Lol

[LonghornJudas 1093]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Just take the motherfucker out of the game. 

Sit him on his $60million ass for a quarter. Fuck Prescott and Jerry Jones

I was hoping we'd do the opposite and just call 20 straight QB runs.

[horn009 139]

Just now, 'stache said:

Stupid fucking sooner fuck. 

That was 100% Dak's fault. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

Just now, 'stache said:

Stupid fucking sooner fuck. 

Lol, what are you on about?

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I'm going to guess that int was actually a misread by CeeDee and not Dak or at least they certainly didn't read the same thing.

maybe you throw that if you have Calvin Johnson. But there was no reason to throw it in that area to Ceedee Lamb. 

['stache 21778]

CeeDee was supposed to be on a comeback route. But whatever, I don't care anymore. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 possessions in the red zone. 3 points. Lol

Just need about 7 more possessions in the red zone to give us some breathing room. 

[blacklab 11886]

you know what would be handy right now?

ANOTHER FUCKING TIMEOUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT COACH

[TOR 5518]

This should be a 12-3 blowout but Dak gonna Dak.

[LonghornJudas 1093]

Would have been nice to have a time out. Would have given us enough time for Dak to throw another INT.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

Just now, 'stache said:

CeeDee was supposed to be on a comeback route. But whatever, I don't care anymore. 

Even if he was, that was a terrible read and throw. 

[Hermanator 7000]

Damn, makes me feel so old to see Snoop walking around looking like a black lesbian grandmother 

[tx 3 putt 76593]

up by three !!!!!!!

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Things more painful than watching this game:

- passing a 4 pound kidney stone 

That's it.