Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Vic Mackey 47,842]

Does Collinsworth not know anything about Dallas? "You don't come to expect that between Dak and CD". Yes, yes we do.

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Let’s watch halftime highlights of competent teams. 

[LonghornJudas 1,137]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

up by three !!!!!!!

Thanks for that. I had actually forgotten Dallas was winning. No joke.

[Huckleberry 34,404]

Just now, 'stache said:

CeeDee was supposed to be on a comeback route. But whatever, I don't care anymore. 

Route is irrelevant, Fitzpatrick was obviously all over it and had to wait for the ball to get there to pick it off. Even if Lamb had been there too that is a terrible decision. 

[DixonHur 11,938]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

CeeDee was supposed to be on a comeback route. But whatever, I don't care anymore. 

Perhaps, but he was still bracketed, so it was a dumb throw.  CD probably didn't think Dak was that dumb... but apparently gave him too much credit

[AbeFroman 3,090]

Defense or special teams are going to have to find a way to score.

[DixonHur 11,938]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Defense or special teams are going to have to find a way to score.

They're the only ones who have scored

[texastroubadour 1,252]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Defense or special teams are going to have to find a way to score.

my hunch is that D played their best just now in first half. dread sets in now

[TOR 6,100]

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Defense or special teams are going to have to find a way to score.

Right? 

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Honestly perplexed at Cowboys fans that think Dak is worth $60 million a season.

Not that Jerruh would do it but it's time to blow it up. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

maybe you throw that if you have Calvin Johnson. But there was no reason to throw it in that area to Ceedee Lamb. 

There's some speculation that he thought he had a free play because Watt was offsides, but I see nothing to support this.  Either it was a miscommunication or he just didn't see Minkah which makes it a terrible read.

 

[ButtFumble 5,246]

WTF how is this game at the half at 10:20 at night

and since when does anyone give a fuck about snoop dawg

[Rex Kramer 1,522]

Can’t wait for @Drew to tell us his Dak’s deal is fine, he wishes Dak signed elsewhere to teach us a lesson, and that he’s actually an elite QB. 

[ButtFumble 5,246]

oh they are on Paris

and who still gives a fuck about snoop dawg

[BERT 4,488]

Just now, ButtFumble said:

oh they are on Paris

and who still gives a fuck about snoop dawg

Weather delayed the start 

[Huckleberry 34,404]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

WTF how is this game at the half at 10:20 at night

and since when does anyone give a fuck about snoop dawg

80+ minute lightning delay

[ButtFumble 5,246]

oh shit they are not on Paris how in the fuck are they playing at 11:21 east coast time

[Rex Kramer 1,522]

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

WTF how is this game at the half at 10:20 at night

and since when does anyone give a fuck about snoop dawg

Weather delay, and everyone. Dumbass. 

[TOR 6,100]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

oh they are on Paris

and who still gives a fuck about snoop dawg

Must have some kind of deal with NBC, they plastered him all over the olympics, too.  Nice to see rap is just another corporate sell-out.

[gofuckyourself 8,939]

3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

WTF how is this game at the half at 10:20 at night

and since when does anyone give a fuck about snoop dawg

 

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

oh they are on Paris

and who still gives a fuck about snoop dawg

 

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

oh shit they are not on Paris how in the fuck are they playing at 11:21 east coast time

Once more.

They didn't hear you in the back.

[TOR 6,100]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Once more.

They didn't hear you in the back.

Or in Paris

[horn009 139]

I have yet to see any major difference between McCarthy's and Garrett's teams after five years of McCarthy being the coach here. 

[ButtFumble 5,246]

Dak after dark coming up!

[tx 3 putt 78,461]

😂😂😂

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Run around like a dumbass and you’re gonna get popped

[AbeFroman 3,090]

oh bullshit

[Sgt Hulk 14,329]

Welp goodbye to wheat 

[DixonHur 11,938]

How is that a penalty?  Looked like a legal hit to me

['stache 22,115]

How the fuck is that late? No fucking way

[TOR 6,100]

How is that roughing Fields didn't even take a step after the throw.  BANG BANG

[texastroubadour 1,252]

bullshit

[gofuckyourself 8,939]

aggy gonna be in the game about to whoop(!) some ass!

[Sgt Hulk 14,329]

Fields toughness level is 99

[blacklab 12,049]

put fucking skirts on the QB if that's a penalty

['stache 22,115]

Hit him in the fucking chest. His brain sloshed around on its own.

Edited October 7 by 'stache

[texastroubadour 1,252]

WTF

[tx 3 putt 78,461]

[ButtFumble 5,246]

I think that was a BS call

[Ghost of Shag 2,723]

Pussy ass league.

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Maybe the Steelers realized at halftime that the Cowboys defense sucks. 

[TOR 6,100]

Shit allen is already a better pocket passer than fields.  GET HIM OUT OF THERE!

[PittsburghTiger 6,318]

That was a pretty good storm that rolled through. It’s very nice out now. The game is not nice. Two bad teams playing bad football. I’m done watching this. 

[DixonHur 11,938]

Easy boys... don't tackle him to hard

[gofuckyourself 8,939]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That was a pretty good storm that rolled through. It’s very nice out now. The game is not nice. Two bad teams playing bad football. I’m done watching this. 

Edited October 7 by gofuckyourself

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Take notes Dak. 

[tx 3 putt 78,461]

derp 

[Surly Bevo 25,654]

And that should do it

[texastroubadour 1,252]

game

[gofuckyourself 8,939]

Weird.

A QB is allowed to not turn it over in the red zone?

[TOR 6,100]

4 points is probably insurmountable for cheetohs fingers and dak.