Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[tx 3 putt 76579]

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

Cant punch it in from the 1 lol

[dcar00 14061]

use your TO dumbass.

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Ball game lol 

['stache 21778]

Nice call Mike you fucking asshole

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

What the fuck are you doing Dowdle? You had a huge hole off tackle, you know where your blockers went?

[tx 3 putt 76579]

follows the FB and he walks into the endzone 

[Longhornstampede 3175]

Dak broke Tolberts dick with that throw! Lmfuckingao!

[Pam Cummings 9603]

Holy fucking shit Dowdle is stupid.

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Please please.  Dallas lose every game The rest of the year so everyone is fired 

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

Just now, 'stache said:

Nice call Mike you fucking asshole

1st down was his slow fucking qb that can’t run in a 4 yard TD. Second down was blocked perfectly and his RB went full potato. 

TOLBERONE!!!! 
 

wow

[ATXbronco 4062]

I'TS THE CRIPPLE!!!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76579]

[TOR 5513]

Holy fuck I hate to love this team.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

We're going to the Super Bowl!!

[dcar00 14061]

unfucking believable.

[Captain Ron 12819]

HOLY SHIT! THEY DIDN'T FUCK UP!!!

[tx 3 putt 76579]

[ATXbronco 4062]

Jerry looked like he was about to cry 

[ztejas 43382]

I never would have guessed Dak would lead such a nails fucking drive like that the way he was playing. 

[heso 2762]

Fuuuuuuck

[Pam Cummings 9603]

Touchdown lmao. We're all pussies.

[SpiralOut 1812]

Wow.  The Cowboys didn't choke.  Miracles do happen.

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Hahaha fat mike crying

[tx 3 putt 76579]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

We're going to the Super Bowl!!

 

fucking A !!!!

[The_Great_Hornsby 3240]

Dallas wins!!!

['stache 21778]

Still should have been a qb sneak. Nice td

[SurlyBDR 22695]

54 minutes ago, TOR said:

I don't have WMC anymore to screenshot these, but Dak faceplanting would make a fantastic meme/gif.

[cmontexas 3262]

Dak

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

Kick the ball Meatball. 

[dcar00 14061]

kick the XP you idiot.

[tx 3 putt 76579]

cheating steelers !!!

[Longhornstampede 3175]

Torta Tolbert!

[C-Man 27124]

What a loser team

[ztejas 43382]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Please please.  Dallas lose every game The rest of the year so everyone is fired 

I'm a shameless bandwagon fan and even I know that's some weak shit. F off with that.

[tx 3 putt 76579]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Kick the ball Meatball. 

this 

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Jerry looked like he was about to cry 

He would if he wasn't a shriveled up husk.

Yay team!

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

No don’t go for 2.  Dallas will get a pass interference 

[Captain Ron 12819]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Do we go for 2 if we score?
 

They better not. I would prefer to have the FG to tie ONLY.

[ATXbronco 4062]

Just go for two now

[C-Man 27124]

60M/yr, birtch

[Captain Ron 12819]

What are the Steelers going to do? put them so close they might as well go for 2?

[Stunns38 3438]

Good Dak

['stache 21778]

They’re trying to make them go for it lol

[Captain Ron 12819]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Just go for two now

No.

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

Fitzpatrick going to jump offsides on the kickoff?

[texastroubadour 1208]

ooh a warning 

[ATXbronco 4062]

Just now, Captain Ron said:

No.

Probably don't need it but woulda been cool and we were only 5 yards away

[Vic Mackey 46973]

Why did Pittsburgh burn their last timeout on that 4th down play?

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

You don’t go for 2 because if you don’t get it. Fields throws a Hail Mary and Dallas will get a PI. Kick win