Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[LonghornJudas 1093]

6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

It’s Dallas, Aubrey was kicking, and these are dipshit Cowboys fans that actually pay to see the game. You know, the kinds of people that wear jerseys, fight, and Drew wishes he was. 

It was rhetorical. 

[lilMAC25 3780]

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

[TOR 5513]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

And yet I can't look away.  This can't be hell because yesterday happened, right?

[LonghornJudas 1093]

Remember this team got torched by the Saints, who just got a 50 spot put on them against the Bucs.

Edited October 13 by LonghornJudas

[Vic Mackey 46973]

Detroit's DL is destroying this weak ass OL we have.

[TOR 5513]

There's Tolbert's one catch every other game.  

[lilMAC25 3780]

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

It was 5 plays.

 

 

lol

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Why is every pass Dak throws look like he’s a drunk dad throwing to his kid 

I like that we are saving Zeke for the playoff run 

[Rex Kramer 1311]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

There's Tolbert's one catch every other game.  

He had 20 catches coming into the game. 4 per game. Go fucking take a lap. 

[Vic Mackey 46973]

Geezus this OL fucking sucks.

[Vic Mackey 46973]

Love those 1-2yd Zeke runs!

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

If we give Zeke 50 carries he’ll get 100 yards

[TOR 5513]

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

He had 20 catches coming into the game. 4 per game. Go fucking take a lap. 

Tolbert, Turpin, whatever it takes.  I was using common core.  

[Vic Mackey 46973]

So how long with the Aubrey FG attempt be?

[TOR 5513]

son of a bitch

 

[mdmost 42953]

Dak is on fire today with his interception throwing. 

[4th_and_18 687]

So how long with the Aubrey FG attempt be?

lol

[Horn80 6110]

Dak in playoff form.

[TOR 5513]

That was a beautiful pass, tho.

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

Terrible decision Dackson Arnold. 

[Surly Bevo 24867]

Defend that @Drew

[Vic Mackey 46973]

Oh yay, another red zone Interception. Good stuff Dak.

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Fuck you Dak 

[Pescado_Rojo 19345]

That was a pic the second it left his hand. Turrible

[tx 3 putt 76581]

[Augustus 3061]

Like clockwork

[Wishbone 4752]

Still counts as an end zone completion.

[Vic Mackey 46973]

This will be 14-3 pretty soon. 

[Lat22 4006]

Dak’d!

[Jive Turkey 12576]

We expect all the Cowboy rookies and spares to make mistakes.  Our $60M a year QB cannot make those fucking mistakes.

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

Dak eye fucking the shit out of that route. 

[futureman 22435]

240 million dollars 

[TOR 5513]

Man CeeDee has some weird looking ears.

[Vic Mackey 46973]

3 redzone turnovers in less than 2 games lol

[TOR 5513]

Just now, futureman said:

240 million dollars 

Just round it up to a quarter billion.

[Rex Kramer 1311]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This will be 14-3 pretty soon. 

“I wish Dak had signed with another team so he wouldn’t have to be subjected to idiot fans like Vic.”

[Vic Mackey 46973]

Every run is so easy for Detroit.

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Every run is so easy for Detroit.

the cowboys dline is a bunch of walk-ons

[futureman 22435]

Just now, TOR said:

Just round it up to a quarter billion.

combine it with his previous contracts and we’re approaching half a billion dollars for a fucking spare. 

[TOR 5513]

Started celebrating just a tiny bit early Williams.

[Vic Mackey 46973]

Detroit offense is fun to watch. As Brady said, you never know what's coming and utilize every weapon they have. Unlike our offense, which is as predictable as can be.

[TOR 5513]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Detroit offense is fun to watch. As Brady said, you never know what's coming and utilize every weapon they have. Unlike our offense, which is as predictable as can be.

You mean Ceedee is getting the ball if he lines up in the backfield?  No way!

[Augustus 3061]

Why do the Lions keep running that trick play where they run through a huge hole in the middle of the line?

Are they a gadget team now?

[Dbeasy 15007]

Dak hell is worse than Quincy Carter hell. With Quincy you knew the pain would go away as soon as they could find another QB. Dak is the gift that just keeps on giving. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1357]

Who gave us this schedule where we have to play teams with winning records? Fuck the NFL. They're just jealous about how successful the Cowboys and especially the Amazing Dak Prescott have been over the last twenty years. Dak is God's Gift to the Cowboys. Only HE can lead us to overcome NFL bias and haters. In Dak We Trust! Touchdown Deluge Here We Come.

[Vic Mackey 46973]

That was about as Jason Garrett/Kellen Moore of a 2nd down call Detroit ran. Every run up the middle was getting by with ease. What do we do? Slow developing toss play. That pretty much ruined the drive. And not sure what that 3rd down call was either.

[TOR 5513]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Who gave us this schedule where we have to play teams with winning records? Fuck the NFL. They're just jealous about how successful the Cowboys and especially the Amazing Dak Prescott have been over the last twenty years. Dak is God's Gift to the Cowboys. Only HE can lead us to overcome NFL bias and haters. In Dak We Trust! Touchdown Deluge Here We Come.

I wish you guys wouldn't be so mean to @Drew

[Irish Wrist Watch 1357]

3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Why do the Lions keep running that trick play where they run through a huge hole in the middle of the line?

Are they a gadget team now?

It's very tricky. They make it look like people blocked the hole open. We are screwed.

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

Roger Penske and Jerry Jones, a combined 250 years old. 

[Vic Mackey 46973]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Dak hell is worse than Quincy Carter hell. With Quincy you knew the pain would go away as soon as they could find another QB. Dak is the gift that just keeps on giving. 

I mean the end of the Quincy "era" gave way to Testaverde and Bledsoe, both terrible. Then gave way to Romo, who is a Dak clone in every way.