Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[LonghornJudas 1137]

6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

It’s Dallas, Aubrey was kicking, and these are dipshit Cowboys fans that actually pay to see the game. You know, the kinds of people that wear jerseys, fight, and Drew wishes he was. 

It was rhetorical. 

[lilMAC25 3969]

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

[TOR 6100]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

And yet I can't look away.  This can't be hell because yesterday happened, right?

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Remember this team got torched by the Saints, who just got a 50 spot put on them against the Bucs.

Edited October 13 by LonghornJudas

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Detroit's DL is destroying this weak ass OL we have.

[TOR 6100]

There's Tolbert's one catch every other game.  

[lilMAC25 3969]

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

lol, Detroit scored in like 6 plays.

 

 

Dallas is awful

It was 5 plays.

 

 

lol

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Why is every pass Dak throws look like he’s a drunk dad throwing to his kid 

I like that we are saving Zeke for the playoff run 

[Rex Kramer 1522]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

There's Tolbert's one catch every other game.  

He had 20 catches coming into the game. 4 per game. Go fucking take a lap. 

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Geezus this OL fucking sucks.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Love those 1-2yd Zeke runs!

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

If we give Zeke 50 carries he’ll get 100 yards

[TOR 6100]

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

He had 20 catches coming into the game. 4 per game. Go fucking take a lap. 

Tolbert, Turpin, whatever it takes.  I was using common core.  

[Vic Mackey 47843]

So how long with the Aubrey FG attempt be?

[TOR 6100]

son of a bitch

 

[mdmost 43848]

Dak is on fire today with his interception throwing. 

[4th_and_18 709]

So how long with the Aubrey FG attempt be?

lol

[Horn80 6313]

Dak in playoff form.

[TOR 6100]

That was a beautiful pass, tho.

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

Terrible decision Dackson Arnold. 

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Defend that @Drew

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Oh yay, another red zone Interception. Good stuff Dak.

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Fuck you Dak 

[Pescado_Rojo 19557]

That was a pic the second it left his hand. Turrible

[tx 3 putt 78468]

[Augustus 3061]

Like clockwork

[Wishbone 4924]

Still counts as an end zone completion.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

This will be 14-3 pretty soon. 

[Lat22 4070]

Dak’d!

[Jive Turkey 12930]

We expect all the Cowboy rookies and spares to make mistakes.  Our $60M a year QB cannot make those fucking mistakes.

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

Dak eye fucking the shit out of that route. 

[futureman 22664]

240 million dollars 

[TOR 6100]

Man CeeDee has some weird looking ears.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

3 redzone turnovers in less than 2 games lol

[TOR 6100]

Just now, futureman said:

240 million dollars 

Just round it up to a quarter billion.

[Rex Kramer 1522]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This will be 14-3 pretty soon. 

“I wish Dak had signed with another team so he wouldn’t have to be subjected to idiot fans like Vic.”

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Every run is so easy for Detroit.

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Every run is so easy for Detroit.

the cowboys dline is a bunch of walk-ons

[futureman 22664]

Just now, TOR said:

Just round it up to a quarter billion.

combine it with his previous contracts and we’re approaching half a billion dollars for a fucking spare. 

[TOR 6100]

Started celebrating just a tiny bit early Williams.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Detroit offense is fun to watch. As Brady said, you never know what's coming and utilize every weapon they have. Unlike our offense, which is as predictable as can be.

[TOR 6100]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Detroit offense is fun to watch. As Brady said, you never know what's coming and utilize every weapon they have. Unlike our offense, which is as predictable as can be.

You mean Ceedee is getting the ball if he lines up in the backfield?  No way!

[Augustus 3061]

Why do the Lions keep running that trick play where they run through a huge hole in the middle of the line?

Are they a gadget team now?

[Dbeasy 15526]

Dak hell is worse than Quincy Carter hell. With Quincy you knew the pain would go away as soon as they could find another QB. Dak is the gift that just keeps on giving. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Who gave us this schedule where we have to play teams with winning records? Fuck the NFL. They're just jealous about how successful the Cowboys and especially the Amazing Dak Prescott have been over the last twenty years. Dak is God's Gift to the Cowboys. Only HE can lead us to overcome NFL bias and haters. In Dak We Trust! Touchdown Deluge Here We Come.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

That was about as Jason Garrett/Kellen Moore of a 2nd down call Detroit ran. Every run up the middle was getting by with ease. What do we do? Slow developing toss play. That pretty much ruined the drive. And not sure what that 3rd down call was either.

[TOR 6100]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Who gave us this schedule where we have to play teams with winning records? Fuck the NFL. They're just jealous about how successful the Cowboys and especially the Amazing Dak Prescott have been over the last twenty years. Dak is God's Gift to the Cowboys. Only HE can lead us to overcome NFL bias and haters. In Dak We Trust! Touchdown Deluge Here We Come.

I wish you guys wouldn't be so mean to @Drew

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Why do the Lions keep running that trick play where they run through a huge hole in the middle of the line?

Are they a gadget team now?

It's very tricky. They make it look like people blocked the hole open. We are screwed.

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

Roger Penske and Jerry Jones, a combined 250 years old. 

[Vic Mackey 47843]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Dak hell is worse than Quincy Carter hell. With Quincy you knew the pain would go away as soon as they could find another QB. Dak is the gift that just keeps on giving. 

I mean the end of the Quincy "era" gave way to Testaverde and Bledsoe, both terrible. Then gave way to Romo, who is a Dak clone in every way.