Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Dbeasy 15,526]

The other frustration with Dak is the predictability of his suckness. It’s a simple formula. Pressure him and he makes a mistake, either on the play when pressure is applied or on a series of plays where there’s pressure. He gets jumpy. 

[TonyTexas 10,682]

Campbell reminds me of Bill Cowher in both his mannerisms and demeanor 

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Nice hands

Dak is terrible. Goodness

[Sgt Hulk 14,330]

So with the 4th pick in the draft this year does Dallas draft Banks ?

[mdmost 43,848]

Almost another one. 

[Dbeasy 15,526]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I mean the end of the Quincy "era" gave way to Testaverde and Bledsoe, both terrible. Then gave way to Romo, who is a Dak clone in every way. 

Good point. With Dallas it’s all just hell. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,330]

Dak is the worst fucking qb I’ve ever seen in uniform. Bring back fucking babe laughenberg or a Clint stoerner 

[futureman 22,664]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I mean the end of the Quincy "era" gave way to Testaverde and Bledsoe, both terrible. Then gave way to Romo, who is a Dak clone in every way. 

Please.  Romo was ten times the quarterback Dak is.  Romo also isn’t a complete fucking moron. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,470]

I think Steve Beuerlein is still available. Keeping Troy Aikman was always a mistake. Why didn't we listen to the haters who said to trade the Troy pick and get some really good players around Steve!

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Nice series Goodwin. Bum. 

[Rex Kramer 1,522]

Dak is terrible and so is this game plan. Zeke with 6 yards on 4 carries. Dowdle finally gets a carry and promptly goes for 5. 

Edited October 13 by Rex Kramer

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

Got to love routes called where they are so close to each other, they run into each other

[Rex Kramer 1,522]

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I think Steve Beuerlein is still available. Keeping Troy Aikman was always a mistake. Why didn't we listen to the haters who said to trade the Troy pick and get some really good players around Steve!

Walsh or Beuerlein?  Either way, weird post. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,557]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So with the 4th pick in the draft this year does Dallas draft Banks ?

He’ll reach and sign the RB from Boise State and be surprised when he doesn’t look all world against actual NFL defenses. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Dline is playing patty cake. 

[Horn80 6,313]

Fuck the Cowboys.  Trash team.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,557]

Welp, I’m gonna go find something else to do

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

Lol

[Sgt Hulk 14,330]

Behahahahahahahaha

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,470]

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Walsh or Beuerlein?  Either way, weird post. 

I think I meant Walsh, although that sentiment was spouted by many a Cowboy fan back in the day

[Gucci_Suit 2,807]

Clowns

[Sgt Hulk 14,330]

I feel so bad for overshown. He doesn’t deserve this 

[TOR 6,100]

Lions just doing whatever they want out there.  Flea flicker?  Why the hell not!  Already in cruise control.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,470]

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

The other frustration with Dak is the predictability of his suckness. It’s a simple formula. Pressure him and he makes a mistake, either on the play when pressure is applied or on a series of plays where there’s pressure. He gets jumpy. 

[GopherRock 1,773]

The crazy part is that is not even the craziest flea flicker run against the Cowboys by the visiting team. 

 

 

 

[kingkoopa6 8,593]

Poop

[Nicole44 22,206]

Jeez I hope we have an answer for this but I doubt we do. No running game = running out of gas. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

They should just run screens and flea flickers every play. 25 yards minimum. 

[TreatyOak 17,194]

14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Dak hell is worse than Quincy Carter hell. With Quincy you knew the pain would go away as soon as they could find another QB. Dak is the gift that just keeps on giving. 

I'm sticking w my list of '17 QB's I'd rather have than Dak Prescott,' @'stache

[HRSchenker 2,331]

This is the worst 3-2 team I've ever seen. At this point Dak isn't the rate limiting factor. No running game at all.

[lilMAC25 3,969]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

Please.  Romo was ten times the quarterback Dak is.  Romo also isn’t a complete fucking moron. 

Fucking thank you.

 

romo was 87x the qb Dak is.

[dcar00 14,899]

how is that not PI?

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

What's the point of running Zeke on 1st down??

[lilMAC25 3,969]

The end of the Fat Mike Era cannot come soon enough 

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Cowboys have been outscored in the first half 73-25 in the first half in their first 3 home games. 
 

might be 80-25 in a couple plays. 

[tx 3 putt 78,469]

OL is getting dominated way too much today 

[lilMAC25 3,969]

How do the refs let that go on the slant?

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

What's the point of running Zeke on 1st down??

What’s the point of Zeke Elliott in the NFL in 2024?

[Sgt Hulk 14,330]

This is like watching Austin highschool 🤣🤣

[Valmy77 13,567]

Wow. Cowboys are garbage.

[mdmost 43,848]

At this point, maybe just blow us out so it puts Jerry closer to his great reward. 

[dcar00 14,899]

McCarthy is awful, Dak  is awful, D is awful, RB's are awful, WR's are awful.  This is all on Jerry and Jerry jr.  arkie fucksticks.  If this ends up being a washout of a season maybe people will start wearing bags and dropping their season tickets.

 

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

Please.  Romo was ten times the quarterback Dak is.  Romo also isn’t a complete fucking moron. 

Yet, his era gave us 2 total playoff wins and tons of chokes. Please explain how that is any different than the Dak era??

I feel the romanticizing of the Romo era is very odd by Dallas fans after the fact.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,470]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

The end of the Fat Mike Era cannot come soon enough 

Had just shifted my ire towards that fuck. Was his farm a pig farm. Was his barn a converted pig sty? It just makes so much sense now

[Horn80 6,313]

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

The end of the Jones Era cannot come soon enough 

Fixed it.

[tokamak 6,683]

If Luepke can’t pick up blocks in pass pro what the fuck is he even on the team for?

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

Diggs makes Deion Sanders look like Ray Lewis

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

Just now, tokamak said:

If Luepke can’t pick up blocks in pass pro what the fuck is he even on the team for?

The good news is none of the 3 WR’s were even close to open. #GMjerruh

[mdmost 43,848]

6 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

The end of the Fat Mike Era cannot come soon enough 

Sure but it changes nothing with Jerry at the top. Close to 30 years of mediocrity, one constant. 

[tx 3 putt 78,469]

if they score a td, this game is over