Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Rex Kramer 1311]

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Ooof to Detroit. Lose your best player for the season in a blowout.

Not their best player. Their D is just average. He is good though. I can think of 6 players on O I’d rather have. 

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

Dak got a boo boo on his finger now 

[Captain Ron 12819]

That guy fell down wrong, right? Because there is no way any Cowboy hits hard enough to hurt anyone. 

[closetojumping 62275]

I rewound the play and you can literally hear the poor bastard’s leg snap during the play. It’s brutal. 

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

It’s a 73 yarder for Aubrey from here. 

[TOR 5513]

"Weather the storm" DRINK.

[Rex Kramer 1311]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

It’s a 73 yarder for Aubrey from here. 

You’re not going to quit with this shit are you?

[Underdog 28482]

Dammit and I had just recently saw a video of Hutchinson meeting a young fan wearing his jersey at an airport.  

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Lol the sun fucks up the big play catch.

Another Jerry special.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9320]

And now a Lion gets a cleat in the eye from his teammate. Damn.

[futureman 22435]

Spoiler

 

[Rex Kramer 1311]

Sun ball!  Thanks Jerry!

[Surly Bevo 24867]

And Jerry's sun stupidity pays off again.

 

Fucking idiot

[TOR 5513]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

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That leg snapped like a chicken bone.  

[Firemans4Horn 18001]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

And Jerry's sun stupidity pays off again.

 

Fucking idiot

you can’t see the nascar race if you block out the blinding sun. 

[Davis Lane 5561]

1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

Worst game I’ve ever seen him play. By far. He’s been a weak ass bitch that is now not very fast. He’s totally useless. 

Nobody is filling up Jerry’s pockets that I know of. The only thing that would lessen the Jones family influence is they themselves take a back seat. That won’t happen unless fans send a message. Stop attending games. Stop watching Cheerleaders Netflix shows. Start publicly shaming them. Fans here are too stupid for that. It helps that Texas and even A&M and the Texans are relevant, and other Dallas sports teams have had massive success very recently. I wish media would just stop covering them. I don’t even want to listen to the Ticket tomorrow. I really wish they’d cut their segments by 2/3rds. 

You almost lost me at the first highlighted sentence.

But the second highlighted partial verbage is where you really lost me.

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

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Holy fuck 

[HRSchenker 2260]

Curtains for college football games and concerts.

No curtains for Dallas Cowboys home games.

Fuck Jerry Jones

[Knoxtnhorn 5966]

38 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

At least in the second half both teams can get blinded by Jerry’s stupid fucking stadium design. 

And a drop because of it.

[ButtFumble 5162]

they need to make it 2 or 3 plays you sit out for your helmet coming off

I have noticed watching college games this year that the helmet coming off is back being popular again and players are getting lazy about it

[Horn80 6110]

Looks like his own teammate broke his leg.

[HRSchenker 2260]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

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Optical illusion. That's 54's foot in the bottom left.

[C-Man 27124]

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol the sun fucks up the big play catch.

Another Jerry special.

Username checks out

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

This isn’t even an nfl qb on display. Just thrown floaters up praying Luke we did in middle school football

[ButtFumble 5162]

dallas needs to encourage Dax to hit the transfer portal

[Dennis Taylor 18736]

Are they going to start a running clock or something? This is pathetic 

[TonyTexas 10492]

Just need 9 more of those and shut them out the rest of the way

Edited October 13 by TonyTexas

[futureman 22435]

Spoiler

 

 

not the injury but floppy leg aftermath. 

[TexasTroll 454]

Drunk

Edited October 13 by TexasTroll

[Rex Kramer 1311]

1 minute ago, Davis Lane said:

You almost lost me at the first highlighted sentence.

But the second highlighted partial verbage is where you really lost me.

I don’t know any single person that burns any cash on the Cowboys. A&M is ranked what, 14?  College graduates of Texas two biggest institutions by far could meet in the SEC Champ and both poised to make playoff. Tech and SMU doing well too. Cowboys biggest fan bases in the area don’t give a shit, and for those college grad idiots that do spend money on the Cowboys should be inclined to stop. 

[gofuckyourself 8164]

[futureman 22435]

4 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Optical illusion. That's 54's foot in the bottom left.

no shit

[Captain Ron 12819]

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

dallas needs to encourage Dax to hit the transfer portal

Cowboy fans want to hit the transfer portal. 

[TexasTroll 454]

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

dallas needs to encourage Dax to hit the transfer portal

Is T. Portal one of thier receivers??

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

They gonna score 50 hahaha

[Irish Wrist Watch 1357]

12 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Worst game I’ve ever seen him play. By far. He’s been a weak ass bitch that is now not very fast. He’s totally useless. 

Nobody is filling up Jerry’s pockets that I know of. The only thing that would lessen the Jones family influence is they themselves take a back seat. That won’t happen unless fans send a message. Stop attending games. Stop watching Cheerleaders Netflix shows. Start publicly shaming them. Fans here are too stupid for that. It helps that Texas and even A&M and the Texans are relevant, and other Dallas sports teams have had massive success very recently. I wish media would just stop covering them. I don’t even want to listen to the Ticket tomorrow. I really wish they’d cut their segments by 2/3rds. 

What cheerleader shows????

[Beau Vine 54049]

6 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol the sun fucks up the big play catch.

Another Jerry special.

Probably selective memory, but it sure seems like every time this has happened lately, it has been a Dallas receiver.

You'd think the home team would understand that it's potentially an issue and game plan around it...

[Iceman 2667]

8 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Curtains for college football games and concerts.

No curtains for Dallas Cowboys home games.

Fuck Jerry Jones

Oh it's been curtains for some time now...

[Wishbone 4752]

This Cowboys team is dreadful. And getting worse. 

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Brady just patronizing the cowboys now.

"He's playing his heart out. Awwww. Look at that little guy do his very best. That's nice."

Ok. Maybe not all of that was a direct quote. But pretty close.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5785]

I wonder how much instacart/door dash drivers make 

[Brandywine 1315]

FIRE EVERYONE!!!!

[DaysOff 7914]

Lolz

[gofuckyourself 8164]

Just now, Brandywine said:

FIRE EVERYONE!!!!

[Captain Ron 12819]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

FIRE EVERYONE!!!!

[Beau Vine 54049]

Fuck Dan Campbell, but I hope he keeps the pedal down until it's over.

[Iceman 2667]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck Dan Campbell, but I hope he keeps the pedal down until it's over.

I'm disappointed he has even had the kicker attempt one PAT.

[futureman 22435]

I don’t know about y’all but I’m ready for some garbage time stats from Dak in the 4th quarter.  Let’s get him up to about 350 yards with a TD or two so Drew can throw it in our faces that Dak is doing everything he can and the team around him isn’t good enough. 

[gofuckyourself 8164]

The lions could name their score. Even if they just ran the ball the next 1.5 quarters.

No defense.

[TOR 5513]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck Dan Campbell, but I hope he keeps the pedal down until it's over.

One of the few corches who actually took aggy's call when they were searching.  Rumor is some wouldn't even wouldn't talk to them (lanning).