Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[mdmost 43848]

So if Hendon Hooker can stop sucking, we may have a chance at 50. 

[TOR 6100]

C'mon Lions, hit that half century mark.  For the children.

[gofuckyourself 8939]

50+ ?

Here we gooooo

[C-Man 27684]

Lions averaging more than 10 yards per play

[gofuckyourself 8939]

If Campbell had really tried he could have scored 82.

Just for Jerruh

[LonghornJudas 1137]

It doesn't bother me when teams run it up. Players get paid a lot of money to play a game, put in work, and be mentally tough. This team is very soft.

[Horn80 6313]

First Round draft pick Mazi Smith has 3 tackles today!

[mdmost 43848]

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I’m not sure why, as a lifelong Cowboys fan, I take some sort of pleasure in seeing them get blown out at home. I hate it, but it’s affirming in some way. It will result in no real change, but at least the taunting from friends does t really hurt like it did in the Romo days. 

Same but I don't hate it. This is what needs to happen to move on again. It won't change anything because it's all on Jerry. It may get worse since he's destroyed the ability to get any free agents that could be decent. No one is pushing Jerry out, no matter how bad things get. He answers to no one because the fans won't make the money dry up. So it's just bring in the next former head coach to see if he can squeeze anything out of Dak and Ceedee. If only losses like this took years off Jerry's life because that's honestly the only way this gets better outside of a miraculous head coaching hire that makes everything work. But who wants to work for Jerry but a retread? 

[Beau Vine 55816]

Fuck you, Campbell...

[futureman 22664]

13 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

stupid but true. 

[Nicole44 22206]

Part of being a great owner is making a big brand and a profit and having fabulous facilities. Check that box.

 

the other part is hiring a real GM to manage the actual team bc the owner is delulu and can’t get it done as a GM. We have 30 years of receipts. He cannot get it done. And he will never admit it. Never. Game. Set. match. Thanks for still paying for the shit show, fans. It’s like allowing a drunk to drive a car. 

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Fucking aggy.  fake the knee and throw deep.

[TOR 6100]

This ends this weeks chapter meeting of the Dallas Cowboys Haters Anonymous.  See you in 2 weeks.

[futureman 22664]

9 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I’m not sure why, as a lifelong Cowboys fan, I take some sort of pleasure in seeing them get blown out at home. I hate it, but it’s affirming in some way. It will result in no real change, but at least the taunting from friends does t really hurt like it did in the Romo days. 

yeah I was very invested during the Romo era.  but now with dak, he’s so unlikeable that I enjoy seeing him fail. 

Edited October 13 by futureman

[Horn80 6313]

Jerry seems very similar to Al Davis.  Early on Davis was innovative having his team throw the ball deep and was very successful but over years became an anchor to winning championships.

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

HERE WE GO

[Rimbo 26852]

35 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Why? Half the country is loving this blowout and wants to see more of it. 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1108]

Glad they made this so the Cowboys fans could drown their sorrows in style.

 

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[Gucci_Suit 2807]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah I was very invested during the Romo era.  but now with dak, he’s so unlikeable that I enjoy seeing him fail. 

In those days, the team was pretty average, but I thought Romo could do Aaron Rodgers type shit and pull us through. He didn’t, but he always almost did. 

Dak is a fucking bum. And his team is a representation of him. I’ve probably never disliked a Cowboy player more than Dak. The whole contract thing moved him from disliked to hated for me. 

[Nicole44 22206]

Jerruh needs to eat cow poop out of a red solo cup sitting on the Star. ⭐️ 

[mdmost 43848]

Happy birthday, fuckface

 

[Rimbo 26852]

36 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I feel like Dak has another pick in him. Why would any fan stick around for this? You can at least try to beat the traffic.

be honest, here; your head coach's offensive system, going all the way back to his time in GB, makes passing unnecessarily difficult for the QB.

 

 

[Nicole44 22206]

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

Quote

Jerry Jones:

 

“Well, first off, this is disappointing. Real disappointing. You don’t put on that star and lose 47-9 in your own house. It’s not the kind of glory hole we’re after, not even close. Glory hole, to me, means something we can all feel proud of—whether it’s hoisting that trophy or putting the boot on an opponent’s neck, you know what I mean.

 

Now, I’ll tell you a little story. Reminds me of that time I was at a NASCAR race, down in Talladega. All the cars were going real fast, and one of ‘em—must’ve been Richard Petty or Dale Earnhardt—spun out on Turn 3. And you know what? It wasn’t the crash that mattered, it was how he got back on the track. Didn’t win that day, but boy, he kept driving like he had a chance. That’s what this team’s gotta do, keep driving, no matter what.

 

But let me tell you, there wasn’t any glory hole in Talladega that day either. And there sure wasn’t tonight. We got to dig deeper, plain and simple.”

 

[Rimbo 26852]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Jerruh needs to eat cow poop out of a red solo cup sitting on the Star. ⭐️ 

[Vic Mackey 47843]

In those days, the team was pretty average, but I thought Romo could do Aaron Rodgers type shit and pull us through. He didn’t, but he always almost did. 
Dak is a fucking bum. And his team is a representation of him. I’ve probably never disliked a Cowboy player more than Dak. The whole contract thing moved him from disliked to hated for me. 

Romo had some very good teams that he didn't do shit with. I've never seen a more average player get propped up like Romo. He's nothing more than Baker Mayfield.

[futureman 22664]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I've never seen a more average player get propped up like Romo. He's nothing more than Baker Mayfield.

you’re a surly chola-banging legend but this is flat retarded. 

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Why does Brady keep saying that the Cowboys have more than one dimension to begin with?

[YChang 3531]

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Why does Brady keep saying that the Cowboys have more than one dimension to begin with?

He has a limited vocabulary of sports cliches to draw from at this point. 

[TexArcher 38816]

Not a Cowboy fan, but SC is on while I eat and I'm hearing McCarthy's presser.  He sounds like he has a firm grasp on why they got blown out, but no ideas on what could be done to prevent it next weekend.  And, worse, he doesn't sound very upset or embarrassed.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

51 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

And I have tickets to the Texans game, then the Giants game on Thanksgiving. This is just awful football.

Thoughts and prayers 

[Bevoette 1488]

I can't laugh too hard.  My Patriots are 1-5 🤢🤮💩

[VirginiaLonghorn 4878]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Not a Cowboy fan, but SC is on while I eat and I'm hearing McCarthy's presser.  He sounds like he has a firm grasp on why they got blown out, but no ideas on what could be done to prevent it next weekend.  And, worse, he doesn't sound very upset or embarrassed.

To paraphrase a predecessor of his … McCarthy doesn’t buy the groceries there.

[speed817 19844]

 

[RPM 26559]

 

[Valmy77 13567]

6 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

I can't laugh too hard.  My Patriots are 1-5 🤢🤮💩

Yeah ok, you have won six Super Bowls since Cowboys. You are due to wander in the desert for awhile. Let us know when it has been 29 years since an AFC Championship appearance or something.

[Nicole44 22206]

[TexEx15 17912]

Don’t worry guys, not all is lost. At least we made history!

 

[choripan 796]

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

His last 8.5 games were incredible. I get it. Detroit’s O is so so good and they’re all criminally underrated. I’m looking at this from a Cowboys perspective. Let’s say we could swap players. I’d rather swap 4 of those for their Cowboys counterparts, maybe TEs also, and would trade all of our Cowboys receivers not named CeeDee for St. Brown. All before I swapped Parsons for Hutch. 

Oh, then that makes total sense. I'd rather have Parsons, too. And CeeDee. Though a lot of what St. Brown does doesn't show up in the stat book. He is a ferocious blocker.

[Valmy77 13567]

I hope Detroit left a 100 dollar tip on the dresser after being allowed to fuck Dallas like that.

[Nicole44 22206]

I’m sorry but this is as funny as it is correct. 
 

it doesn’t matter if Patrick Mahomes was on the fucking team. Jerry would fuck up the cap and give him one weapon. It doesn’t matter who the coach is. It doesn’t matter if they do get S Sanders. It don’t matter, 

[Nicole44 22206]

Like people are making all kinds of fucking sense tonite. 

[markstanco 12772]

Holy shit. I finally gave up watching the cowboys this season and looked up the box score. lol 60 million per gets this.

Ceedee and Dak are laughing at Jerry.

[David Dennison 19440]

futureman doesn't deserve this.

[texastroubadour 1252]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fucking aggy.  fake the knee and throw deep.

lions will do nothing in the post season 

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

4 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

lions will do nothing in the post season 

so like the cowboys for the last 30 years? 

[Newy25 7894]

I didn’t even watch the game and just checked the score. The worst part is I’m not even bothered by it. 

[Magabro 211]

Lulz

[Magabro 211]

Lulz

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

2 hours ago, royiv said:

 

Kid is a fucking pimp. 

I'm extremely sorry that he didn't lead us to a 60-0 victory today but he looked like shit all day and did nothing since but mismanage the game perfectly and not take care of the football and receive a fucking ass-beating.

Go Cowboys. We done.

Gotta start early if you're going be drunk all day