Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[speed817 19161]

[texastroubadour 1208]

36 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

so like the cowboys for the last 30 years? 

yes. just like the lions

[Nicole44 22030]

Fabulous design plan Jerruh!!!! 
 

 

[choripan 790]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fabulous design plan Jerruh!!!! 
 

 

 

[Texzilla58 4719]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Happy birthday, fuckface

 

He’s 82.  Just think, in 172 years maybe he’ll die.

[Texzilla58 4719]

1 minute ago, choripan said:

The blackout curtains are there.  Ready to be used.  If you ever go to a concert there they cover every light bleed.  I’m surprised the networks haven’t demanded their use on late afternoon games.

[TOR 5512]

They should open the roof.

[futureman 22434]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

futureman doesn't deserve this.

I enjoy seeing dak fail and jerry flail.  the extent of my emotional investment in the sport of football lies solely in austin.

[markstanco 12545]

Fabulous design plan Jerruh!!!! 
 
 

Every October this happens. Hilarious.

[Nicole44 22030]

I wish this could be set to music. 

[Dennis Taylor 18734]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck you, Campbell...

How is he the problem? He had to work to keep it under 70. Jerrah should be trying to hire him. 

Edited October 14 by Dennis Taylor

[Vermin 3042]

24 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

The blackout curtains are there.  Ready to be used.  If you ever go to a concert there they cover every light bleed.  I’m surprised the networks haven’t demanded their use on late afternoon games.

That's every fucking week!

[TOR 5512]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wish this could be set to music. 

Sounds like Zimmer is going to be the first onE canned.

Edited October 14 by TOR

[Surly Bevo 24860]

36 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fabulous design plan Jerruh!!!! 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 14 by Surly Bevo

[FunkSoulBrother 928]

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wish this could be set to music. 

Blah blah blah 

[futureman 22434]

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

How is he the problem? He had to work to keep it under 70. Jerrah should be trying to hire him. 

I think he wanted Campbell to score more points.

[Rex Kramer 1311]

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

How is he the problem? He had to work to keep it under 70. Jerrah should be trying to hire him. 

Hes not a problem. Beau Vine is a moron. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19344]

18 minutes ago, TOR said:

Sounds like Zimmer is going to be the first onE canned.

The defense isn’t great, but they didn’t throw 3 picks

[TOR 5512]

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The defense isn’t great, but they didn’t throw 3 picks

Exactly.  But Jerrah talked about the defense instead of his quarter billion dollar QB mistake.  

[Enemy07 283]

260M no playoff wins. 3.5M Superbowl.

Edited October 14 by Enemy07

[tx 3 putt 76567]

peyton manning group, backed by the saudis needs to happen 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52384]

Doesn’t cost him hundreds of millions to fire zimmer though

[Firemans4Horn 17999]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

backed by the saudis

[tx 3 putt 76567]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

[pops 6976]

Running backs are always taught to run north/south. Maybe that's why they all suck at ATT 🤷‍♂️

[msucolt45 4034]

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

[Wally Pryor 5251]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Like people are making all kinds of fucking sense tonite. 

Sense for the most part. Except the part about the owner as the GM

[Bevoette 1265]

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah ok, you have won six Super Bowls since Cowboys. You are due to wander in the desert for awhile. Let us know when it has been 29 years since an AFC Championship appearance or something.

I got spoiled man! 

[Horn Draoi 254]

Seems to me, as an old fart fan, that Dak rolls all the best and the worst of Craig Morton, Gary Hogeboom, and Danny White into one package; tremendous physical abilities, highly suspect decision-making, and lacking leadership abilities completely.  The Cowboys are turning me into a Sunday soccer fan……..

[Jive Turkey 12576]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Sounds like Zimmer is going to be the first onE canned.

As bad as Zimmer has been, he might not even be in the top 3 worst DC hires Jerry ever made considering he also hired  Monte Kiffin, Mike Nolan, and Rob Ryan.

[FunkSoulBrother 928]

55 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

Welp, Campbell did play for the Cowboys between '03 and '05.

[futureman 22434]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

peyton manning group, backed by the saudis needs to happen 

 

to do what?

[Rex Kramer 1311]

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

They’d fail here under joneses. Glenn is awful anyway. 

[atomheartbevo 89500]

NSIAP

[gsoda3 3238]

2 hours ago, TOR said:

Exactly.  But Jerrah talked about the defense instead of his quarter billion dollar QB mistake.  

I took "the defense was compromised" to mean he recognized there were lots of starters injured. 

54 minutes ago, futureman said:

to do what?

Make Jerry an offer he can't refuse.  Or assassinate him.  

 

I like dak the person. He says the right things, he goes about his business the right way, he represents the organization well.  It's a shame he's such a middling quarterback. 

[Tired Horn 735]

Trust the process.

It's taken us only decades to come within 38 points of Detroit. It also brought us the scintillating return of Ezekial Elliot's corpse and the fascinatingly dull enigma that is Dak Prescott. And senility can only help Jerry's judgement, right?

2057 is our year. Just wait!

[Hermanator 6999]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

stupid but true. 

I meant stupid they paid a QB that money who can't score against good teams

[tx 3 putt 76567]

 

[Texzilla58 4719]

1 hour ago, Horn Draoi said:

Seems to me, as an old fart fan, that Dak rolls all the best and the worst of Craig Morton, Gary Hogeboom, and Danny White into one package; tremendous physical abilities, highly suspect decision-making, and lacking leadership abilities completely.  The Cowboys are turning me into a Sunday soccer fan……..

Craig Morton just had bad timing; he took the broncos to a SB.  Hogeboom is only remembered as the schmuck that Landry believed could not be beaten out by Joe Montana.  White went to three straight champ games and was beaten as much by landrys coaching as his play.  Dak is a long way from Morton or Danny.  I’d put him as a mix of Steve Pelleur, Tony Banks, and Mike White.

[TonyTexas 10489]

5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

I think I saw a very similar delusional post on texags during aggy’s most recent coaching search. 

Edited October 14 by TonyTexas

[Minute Bull 246]

When Jerry talks football now, I just want to pat him on the head, nod and smile, and go get him a slice of pie, kind of like talking to my dementia-riddled elderly aunt at Thanksgiving.  Guy is just clueless and he’s the only one who doesn’t know.

[Horndog 2219]

10 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. 

With both Glenn and Campbell they could be the Rhinestone Cowboys.

[Longboard Horn 40198]

The scores and team’s performances were similar… 

[DigglerontheHoof 21095]

12 hours ago, Newy25 said:

I didn’t even watch the game and just checked the score. The worst part is I’m not even bothered by it. 

It's actually pretty cool to be a life-long Cowboy fan right now.  I'm so desensitized to their sucktitude that I get as big a kick out of seeing how they'll embarrass themselves as much as I do from a win.

The Cowboys are done as a winning franchise; they're entering Cleveland Brown-level incompetence.  Might as well giggle at their ineptitude and revel in the knowledge that Jerry will never sniff another Super Bowl.

[markstanco 12545]

14 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Not entirely correct.

https://sports.yahoo.com/dak-prescott-booed-super-bowl-233012908.html

[Pam Cummings 9603]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's actually pretty cool to be a life-long Cowboy fan right now.  I'm so desensitized to their sucktitude that I get as big a kick out of seeing how they'll embarrass themselves as much as I do from a win.

The Cowboys are done as a winning franchise; they're entering Cleveland Brown-level incompetence.  Might as well giggle at their ineptitude and revel in the knowledge that Jerry will never sniff another Super Bowl.

My give-a-shitter hasn't worked in years with this team.

[Horn80 6109]

Same shit every year for decades.  

[HiggyBaby 2523]

[tokamak 6353]

I don't see why any coach worth a damn would take the Cowboys job knowing that Jerry is going to hand you a shit roster. Zero talent at RB, TE, or WR behind Lamb. Overrated OL. League average salary cap anchor at QB with no leadership ability. Shit DT. Diggs is washed and the rest of the secondary is mid. They actually seem to have lucked into a few decent young pieces at DE and LB, shockingly, but that's about it as far as future promise for this roster.

[Chooky 13304]

Lulz. Might as well keep Mike McGirthy. No coaching hire will redirect this river of sewage. No matter who coaches this team, there'll be incoherent roster building and silly cap management. There's probably at least two more generations of foul, unholy discharge that will drip off and out of this diseased franchise. Years from now, when Stephen begins to fade away, Yoda will appear and announce "there is another." What happened yesterday is the least of their worries. There will be decades of this.