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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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I know, I know! I got suckered into paying for tickets to this game! It was more for my son’s B-Day, born in LA and loved Brees and the Saints. Tickets, hotel Sat night, concessions, and souvenirs

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24 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

The blackout curtains are there.  Ready to be used.  If you ever go to a concert there they cover every light bleed.  I’m surprised the networks haven’t demanded their use on late afternoon games.

That's every fucking week!

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1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The defense isn’t great, but they didn’t throw 3 picks

Exactly.  But Jerrah talked about the defense instead of his quarter billion dollar QB mistake.  

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Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

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3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah ok, you have won six Super Bowls since Cowboys. You are due to wander in the desert for awhile. Let us know when it has been 29 years since an AFC Championship appearance or something.

I got spoiled man! 

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Seems to me, as an old fart fan, that Dak rolls all the best and the worst of Craig Morton, Gary Hogeboom, and Danny White into one package; tremendous physical abilities, highly suspect decision-making, and lacking leadership abilities completely.  The Cowboys are turning me into a Sunday soccer fan……..

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55 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

Welp, Campbell did play for the Cowboys between '03 and '05.

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1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

They’d fail here under joneses. Glenn is awful anyway. 

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2 hours ago, TOR said:

Exactly.  But Jerrah talked about the defense instead of his quarter billion dollar QB mistake.  

I took "the defense was compromised" to mean he recognized there were lots of starters injured. 

54 minutes ago, futureman said:

to do what?

Make Jerry an offer he can't refuse.  Or assassinate him.  

 

I like dak the person. He says the right things, he goes about his business the right way, he represents the organization well.  It's a shame he's such a middling quarterback. 

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Trust the process.

It's taken us only decades to come within 38 points of Detroit. It also brought us the scintillating return of Ezekial Elliot's corpse and the fascinatingly dull enigma that is Dak Prescott. And senility can only help Jerry's judgement, right?

2057 is our year. Just wait!

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1 hour ago, Horn Draoi said:

Seems to me, as an old fart fan, that Dak rolls all the best and the worst of Craig Morton, Gary Hogeboom, and Danny White into one package; tremendous physical abilities, highly suspect decision-making, and lacking leadership abilities completely.  The Cowboys are turning me into a Sunday soccer fan……..

Craig Morton just had bad timing; he took the broncos to a SB.  Hogeboom is only remembered as the schmuck that Landry believed could not be beaten out by Joe Montana.  White went to three straight champ games and was beaten as much by landrys coaching as his play.  Dak is a long way from Morton or Danny.  I’d put him as a mix of Steve Pelleur, Tony Banks, and Mike White.

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5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Jerry, before he’s too senile, should hire both Campbell and Glenn after this season. They’ve showed how to resurrect a program that is in disarray, like the Cowboys. Make Glenn the highest paid DC, so he doesn’t take a HC position.

Even though they’re both aggy, they are Texans and can help get the Cowboys back to being contenders. As of the current status, I just don’t see it. Can’t even win at home and the results have been embarrassing.

Hook’em!!!

I think I saw a very similar delusional post on texags during aggy’s most recent coaching search. 

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When Jerry talks football now, I just want to pat him on the head, nod and smile, and go get him a slice of pie, kind of like talking to my dementia-riddled elderly aunt at Thanksgiving.  Guy is just clueless and he’s the only one who doesn’t know.

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12 hours ago, Newy25 said:

I didn’t even watch the game and just checked the score. The worst part is I’m not even bothered by it. 

It's actually pretty cool to be a life-long Cowboy fan right now.  I'm so desensitized to their sucktitude that I get as big a kick out of seeing how they'll embarrass themselves as much as I do from a win.

The Cowboys are done as a winning franchise; they're entering Cleveland Brown-level incompetence.  Might as well giggle at their ineptitude and revel in the knowledge that Jerry will never sniff another Super Bowl.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's actually pretty cool to be a life-long Cowboy fan right now.  I'm so desensitized to their sucktitude that I get as big a kick out of seeing how they'll embarrass themselves as much as I do from a win.

The Cowboys are done as a winning franchise; they're entering Cleveland Brown-level incompetence.  Might as well giggle at their ineptitude and revel in the knowledge that Jerry will never sniff another Super Bowl.

My give-a-shitter hasn't worked in years with this team.

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I don't see why any coach worth a damn would take the Cowboys job knowing that Jerry is going to hand you a shit roster. Zero talent at RB, TE, or WR behind Lamb. Overrated OL. League average salary cap anchor at QB with no leadership ability. Shit DT. Diggs is washed and the rest of the secondary is mid. They actually seem to have lucked into a few decent young pieces at DE and LB, shockingly, but that's about it as far as future promise for this roster.

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Lulz. Might as well keep Mike McGirthy. No coaching hire will redirect this river of sewage. No matter who coaches this team, there'll be incoherent roster building and silly cap management. There's probably at least two more generations of foul, unholy discharge that will drip off and out of this diseased franchise. Years from now, when Stephen begins to fade away, Yoda will appear and announce "there is another." What happened yesterday is the least of their worries. There will be decades of this. 

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