JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly

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3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So this family did a JD Vance song to the tune of “Dancing Queen” and I gotta say, it kinda kicks ass.

 

 

Can I spend Thanksgiving with y’all instead of my in-laws?

[tx ind 6872]

I’m no psychologist but the cat lady/no kids comments and having more kids=more votes has to stem in some way from his parents not being around to raise him.

[BrickHorn 18028]

8 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I’m no psychologist but the cat lady/no kids comments and having more kids=more votes has to stem in some way from his parents not being around to raise him.

In my medical opinion, JD Vance is just an asshole.

[DixonHur 10837]

7 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

In my medical opinion, JD Vance is just an asshole.

That's up for debate.  

I think he's a whole ass.

[Born to Run 6280]

So this family did a JD Vance song to the tune of “Dancing Queen” and I gotta say, it kinda kicks ass.
 
 

His kids voting idea already backfired.

I need him to give out some odds on the upcoming football schedule so I can make it rain by doing the opposite of whatever his opinion currently is.

[mdmost 42316]

 

[Michael Knight 12699]

The AP took down their denial story so clearly hes guilty

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-jd-vance-sex-couch-038130326229

[MissingInAction 24324]

20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess this goes here now

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[Brisketexan 103515]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

In my medical opinion, JD Vance is just an asshole.

[NYTransplant 143]

3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Every orgy needs a witness.

8, 9, 10, 6, 5, 7, 2, 3, 4, 1 - JD Vance

[horngrad03 1101]

https://youtu.be/vYILYILPrXs?si=KcGOHmhdICC-9yGI

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7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Who are two people not allowed near schools?  

[Nicole44 21954]

 

The Associated Press has deleted an article where they fact-checked a wild sex claim about Donald Trump's VP choice JD Vance.

The wire agency sparked backlash after it published a piece on the Ohio senator Wednesday that was titled, 'No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.

However, by the next day, the AP had removed the article from its archives, with the page address showing it is now unavailable.

A spokesperson for the AP told DailyMail.com on Thursday that the fact-check on Vance did not go through the standard editing process.

The agency said it's looking into how it was published.

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Lulz. 

Edited July 25 by Nicole44

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[Kermit 3099]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

The beady eyes of a loveseat connoisseur. 

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[DixonHur 10837]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

 

The Associated Press has deleted an article where they fact-checked a wild sex claim about Donald Trump's VP choice JD Vance.

The wire agency sparked backlash after it published a piece on the Ohio senator Wednesday that was titled, 'No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.

However, by the next day, the AP had removed the article from its archives, with the page address showing it is now unavailable.

A spokesperson for the AP told DailyMail.com on Thursday that the fact-check on Vance did not go through the standard editing process.

The agency said it's looking into how it was published.

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Lulz. 

Blue dress vs blue latex glove, who'd you rather?

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

[Underdog 28118]

Usually:  hey, baby… how about a threesome?  You, me and a sleeper-sofa. 

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39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I mean....the background from his book says that there is no evidence that James Hamel is a couch fucker.

But that picture of James Hamel says "oh yeah....this dude definitely fucks couches."

[Tuco 5031]

What I love about the JD Vance stuff is you just know a coked-Don Jr. is showing Daddy every meme while he lobbies for the VP slot/father's love. 

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[MissingInAction 24324]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Of your billion posts, this one is my favorite.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20303]

 

 

 

[Radical Larry 28420]

 

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Wonder if he knows these guys.

 

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That would certainly help explain the downfall of their Empire. 

[Hank Kingsley 19998]

I'm not joking, whoever goes up against Vance in VP debate needs to thrown in "JD, when you couch it in that language..." or "when you couch it in those terms..." multiple times. Please. 

 

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4 hours ago, NYTransplant said:

8, 9, 10, 6, 5, 7, 2, 3, 4, 1 - JD Vance

Which method we talking here?

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4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

The AP took down their denial story so clearly hes guilty

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-jd-vance-sex-couch-038130326229

 

The Associated Press has apparently retracted a fact-check published yesterday with the headline, “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.” As of Thursday morning, the article page displayed a “page unavailable” error message.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/25/24206088/jd-vance-fact-check-sex-couch-rumor-associated-press-retraction

[Brisketexan 103515]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

 

The Associated Press has apparently retracted a fact-check published yesterday with the headline, “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.” As of Thursday morning, the article page displayed a “page unavailable” error message.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/25/24206088/jd-vance-fact-check-sex-couch-rumor-associated-press-retraction

So, what I get from this is that AP published a story that took the position that JD Vance did not fuck a couch....but then realized that they could not substantiate that conclusion, so they took it down.  AP's journalistic integrity tells us that JD may or may not have fucked a couch, they cannot confirm one way or the other.  Right?

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, what I get from this is that AP published a story that took the position that JD Vance did not fuck a couch....but then realized that they could not substantiate that conclusion, so they took it down.  AP's journalistic integrity tells us that JD may or may not have fucked a couch, they cannot confirm one way or the other.  Right?

A good journalist would ask him to comment.  I assume he had the chance to deny it?

 

I'm just asking questions.

[Hank Kingsley 19998]

The onus is on JD to prove he's never fucked a couch.  In Appalachia, you're out in the middle of nowhere with few human female options. Same with wildlife. You can't fuck a bat, or a salamander, or a mouse. Good luck trying to fuck a bear. 

But you do have couches. Lots of them. 

 

 

[dcbc 14235]

These memes are Sofa-King great!

[DixonHur 10837]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....the background from his book says that there is no evidence that James Hamel is a couch fucker.

But that picture of James Hamel says "oh yeah....this dude definitely fucks couches."

If only he'd gone to aggy instead of tOSU, things might have turned out differently.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5310]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23247]

At this point JD should just own it, like, “I may have fucked that couch but at least I never fucked a horse, you know, like Catherine the Great did.” 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5310]

23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

You can't fuck a bat, or a salamander, or a mouse

aggy: challernge accerpted

19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

At this point JD should just own it, like, “I may have fucked that couch but at least I never fucked a horse, you know, like Catherine the Great did.” 

 

[We’reTexas 1467]

 

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43 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm not joking, whoever goes up against Vance in VP debate needs to thrown in "JD, when you couch it in that language..." or "when you couch it in those terms..." multiple times. Please. 

 

"My opponent's experience in sofa as how it relates to border security is very limited and done al the way from Ohio.  We need a modular approach for different sectionals, I mean sections, of the border.  You've also got to account for sleepers.  Groups that wait until nightfall to make their crossings.  Our policy can't just be to go around chaise, I mean chasing, one-off coyotes like he proposes.  We need a five-piece set to complete the design of the interior goals.  

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16 hours ago, MrBig said:

 

What a weird looking dude. Are we sure he is old enough to be VP? I'm gonna need to see a birth certificate, which might prove difficult to find in Appalachia.

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

at this point I don't think JD can unfuck that couch. lol

Edited July 25 by Longhorn_Fan68

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On 7/24/2024 at 3:16 PM, 'stache said:

I really, really, really hope they eventually have to issue a formal denial of this, will be fucking hilarious!