JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

 

 

[Superhero 8858]

 

[The Dog 44171]

[Michael Knight 12997]

https://www.threads.net/@alfredyankovic/post/C928dREv7vQ

[Mittens 8312]

 

[TexArcher 38081]

Who wants to tell him...?

 

[MrBig 5447]

[HornOnTheBayou 8953]

 

[South Austin 52636]

For Michael Dukakis, it was a tank. For this limp dick, it’s going to be a couch.  

[tx 3 putt 77594]

 

[YGIFS 19452]

Moderator: "Senator Vance.  Who is a lesser known American historical figure of great import to you, and why?"

J.D., "I'd say Ethan Allen." 

Moderator: "Because he founded Vermont, was a great General in the Revolutionary War, and shaped much of early life in New England in the late 1700's?" 

J.D., "What?  No, the high end furniture guy with all the nice couches.  Who're you talking about?"  

[South Austin 52636]

Please, please, Baby Jesus, let Donald, Jr. run for public office one day.

[DixonHur 11395]

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Please, please, Baby Jesus, let Donald, Jr. run for public office one day.

Delivery same time next week work for you Donny?

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[tx 3 putt 77594]

 

 

[C-Man 27286]

Good job everybody

 

[Planet Houston 4931]

Cross-post to the main election thread. I didn’t see this thread until now. I’m sofa king sorry. 

 

[Underdog 28807]

 

[The Dog 44171]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21175]

How the fuck did I miss this thread?! 🤣

[aggie08 21561]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How the fuck did I miss this thread?! 🤣

Fell between the couch cushions.

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

 

 

[SydneyCarton 48220]

15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"My opponent's experience in sofa as how it relates to border security is very limited and done al the way from Ohio.  We need a modular approach for different sectionals, I mean sections, of the border.  You've also got to account for sleepers.  Groups that wait until nightfall to make their crossings.  Our policy can't just be to go around chaise, I mean chasing, one-off coyotes like he proposes.  We need a five-piece set to complete the design of the interior goals.  

Too complicated. But his opponent should suggest he visit his therapists couch repeatedly. 

Edited July 26 by SydneyCarton

[MrBig 5447]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

 

 

 

[BamaATL 16593]

So out of curiosity I did a google search, JD Vance couch fucker.  The entire first page is priceless.  After years of Republican nonstop bullshit and falsehoods, this level of insanity is great.  

[The Dog 44171]

 

[Mango4 189]

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

 

 

[The Dog 44171]

[BamaATL 16593]

For years Jim Jordan has called for every ridiculous accusation that might benefit Republicans to have a Congressional hearing.  Someone on the judicial committee needs call on a Congressional hearing about JD and his treatment of furniture and alleged sexual assault.  

[Constant 6755]

45 minutes ago, Mango4 said:

This particular meme never fails me. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

Okay let's be honest, it's fun to make fun of Vance for fucking a couch, but......some of these couches are actually kinda hot, right? 

[Mittens 8312]

 

[C-Man 27286]

[Ted Lange 16144]

 

 

 

Edited July 26 by Ted Lange

[C-Man 27286]

Surely this has been mentioned already but Vance is polling at -6 points. That seems sub-optimal.

https://www.businessinsider.com/jd-vance-lowest-vice-president-approval-rating-republican-convention-2024-7?amp

[C-Man 27286]

 

Holy fuck, that might be the greatest Twitter troll account of all time. Fuck Three Year Letterman and (gasp) Gary Peterson.

[F250 28828]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Surely this has been mentioned already but Vance is polling at -6 points. That seems sub-optimal.

https://www.businessinsider.com/jd-vance-lowest-vice-president-approval-rating-republican-convention-2024-7?amp

[Mittens 8312]

 

[C-Man 27286]

[dcbc 14543]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I feel like I've seen a lot.  But what the ever loving fuck?

Edited July 26 by dcbc

[Jive Turkey 12657]

Posting in multiple threads because fuck this guy.

 

[dcbc 14543]

8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Posting in multiple threads because fuck this guy.

 

So this shit, we're not touching it.  Hit us up with $5--$50 to buy more of it. 

Edited July 26 by dcbc

[F250 28828]

22 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I feel like I've see a lot.  But what the ever loving fuck?

[Planet Houston 4931]

 

[C-Man 27286]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Posting in multiple threads because fuck this guy.

 

 

57 minutes ago, dcbc said:

So this shit, we're not touching it.  Hit us up with $5--$50 to buy more of it.  Okay, couch fucker.

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[wild_turkey 3187]