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25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The idea of Trump campaigning and completely ignoring his kids’ advice because they gave him somebody the millennials think fucked a couch is hilarious.


they’re all pretty fucking stupid 

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What’s up the story about Vance writing about how he thought he was gay when he was young? And his grandma comforting him by saying that she would love him regardless of his orientation. Perhaps he should have learned about compassion from her.

 

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Wow, J.D. really knows how to double-down on being baited.  For such a smart guy, he really is dumb.  He's what, two weeks into the campaign?  And he's having to deflect insane stories, is underwater in the polls/fundraising already, addressing each and every celebrity and politician critique of him, bungling most media appearances, etc.  And he's about to be sent out by Trump to start Indian dogwhistling while telling his wife and children goodbye as he gets on the plane without a hint of irony.

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Wow, J.D. really knows how to double-down on being baited.  For such a smart guy, he really is dumb.  He's what, two weeks into the campaign?  And he's having to deflect insane stories, is underwater in the polls/fundraising already, addressing each and every celebrity and politician critique of him, bungling most media appearances, etc.  And he's about to be sent out by Trump to start Indian dogwhistling while telling his wife and children goodbye as he gets on the plane without a hint of irony.

Your first point is spot on. He has zero idea or talent for handling fuck-ups or criticism. He just doubles down and looks like more of a creepy asshole.
Trump can pull off “asshole.” People love him for it. JD…is not Trump.
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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wow, J.D. really knows how to double-down on being baited.  For such a smart guy, he really is dumb.  He's what, two weeks into the campaign?  And he's having to deflect insane stories, is underwater in the polls/fundraising already, addressing each and every celebrity and politician critique of him, bungling most media appearances, etc.  And he's about to be sent out by Trump to start Indian dogwhistling while telling his wife and children goodbye as he gets on the plane without a hint of irony.

Attacking a member of the Friends cast who had fertility issues is a fantastic way to bring in Gen X.

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m sure Trump is charging the gop and Vance for this

Vance's mile-high club with a seat cushion that may also serve as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

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23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So JD Vance’s ball-sack shaped hairy face, a burnt monkey testicle, and Tucker’s freshly tanned scrotum all sit on a couch.  

Fify

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Attacking a member of the Friends cast who had fertility issues is a fantastic way to bring in Gen X. millennials.

millennials fucking love friends

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22 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“I hate the police” 

- JD Vance

 

He wuz just fooled by the lamestream media until he got set right by President Donald Trump making America great again by being the greatest president ever. 

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1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

Still not sure whether to shit on this guy in the main thread or this one, so you get both. He’s such a buffoon. 

 

That's seriously a what in the actual fuck kind of moment.  

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3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

 

I looked this up on my phone, and there was a Trump ad pre-watch on youtube.  Maybe this is a simulation.

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23 hours ago, Underdog said:

Trump:  good news and bad news, jd.  Good news is we got you your very own plane, bad news is this is your pilot... 

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9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

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